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  • hedben2013 25 Mar 2020 16:12:52 1,604 posts
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    I got my hair cut bi-annually before coronavirus made it cool
  • SolidSCB 25 Mar 2020 16:14:07 12,765 posts
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    What's the script on shaving cream in this hoardathon? Readily available? I've just come to the alarming realisation that I'm almost out and may not find any in the shops.
  • richarddavies 25 Mar 2020 16:14:45 7,762 posts
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    I'm sure you can wait a few weeks before shaving your pubes?
  • AboutHalfaStevas 25 Mar 2020 16:15:27 2,765 posts
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    Go full quarantine and beard up.
  • mrpon 25 Mar 2020 16:16:39 36,268 posts
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    Squirty cream?
  • DJCopa 25 Mar 2020 16:17:10 2,310 posts
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    Cottage Cheese?
  • SolidSCB 25 Mar 2020 16:19:07 12,765 posts
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    I braid my pubes into cornrows, so I've already got that covered.
  • JamboWayOh 25 Mar 2020 16:19:36 19,980 posts
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    Do people here actually wet shave? I don't think I've had a wet shave for about 7 years now.
  • mrpon 25 Mar 2020 16:20:03 36,268 posts
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    Serious answer, I got one of those chargeable shavers years ago, Philips OneBlade? Still using the same blade. Fuck buying shave gel, blades etc..
  • richarddavies 25 Mar 2020 16:24:55 7,762 posts
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    Yeah, I've not had a proper shave in years I just trim it down. Missus says i look about 12 when I shave.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 25 Mar 2020 16:25:38 8,979 posts
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    I wet shave. I've got particularly bristly facial hair that electric shavers struggle with, so if I don't wet shave, I end up with a neckbeard. Not a look I particularly want.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 25 Mar 2020 16:26:10 2,765 posts
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    All day. Some cunt, all. Fucking. Day. With a drill.
    I'm locked in, having to work through this shit.
    Fuck me. You couldn't wait a fucking week.
  • JamboWayOh 25 Mar 2020 16:26:32 19,980 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Serious answer, I got one of those chargeable shavers years ago, Philips OneBlade? Still using the same blade. Fuck buying shave gel, blades etc..
    I've got that too. I had the same thought when I started adding up how much wet shaving was actually costing and I don't really have the discipline to put the time into wet shaving even if I bought a cutthroat razor.
  • PazJohnMitch 25 Mar 2020 16:27:20 15,986 posts
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    Todayís England statistics seem to be taking a long time. The pessimist in me thinks that is due to a daily death count in excess of 100.
  • X201 25 Mar 2020 16:34:34 20,701 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    Go full quarantine and beard up.
    Sharpen a sheet of lasagne if you forgot to panic buy razor blades.
  • ZuluHero 25 Mar 2020 16:35:27 8,926 posts
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    Ugh, I'm going to get fat. I'm just eating out of boredom now...

    I guess the upside is if I eat all the junk in the house, there won't be any left to binge on.
  • yegon 25 Mar 2020 16:36:28 6,502 posts
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    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    All day. Some cunt, all. Fucking. Day. With a drill.
    I'm locked in, having to work through this shit.
    Fuck me. You couldn't wait a fucking week.
    Have you got any noise cancelling headphones? King of the Hill level obsession with lawn mowing where I live, sometimes I just bung on my Sony XM3ís and it drowns it all out.
  • Dirt3 25 Mar 2020 16:37:09 1,037 posts
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    My ex used to tell me that their was nothing she liked more than 3-4 day old stubble being rubbed against her face.

    The beard rub was a special treat.
  • beastmaster 25 Mar 2020 16:38:36 20,909 posts
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    Asshole who filmed himself licking a toilet bowl has been confirmed as having the virus.

    Edit: He's 21 yo.

    Edited by beastmaster at 16:39:43 25-03-2020
  • SolidSCB 25 Mar 2020 16:39:38 12,765 posts
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    I like a bit of stubble but find it itchy and irritating as fuck so I just go for the wet shave. I've finally worked my skin into an immunity to looking like a fucking lizard afterwards too so I don't want to get out of the habit.
  • KnuttinAtoll 25 Mar 2020 16:40:32 8,146 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Do people here actually wet shave? I don't think I've had a wet shave for about 7 years now.
    Twice a week, for the last 25 years. Tried to grow a full beard before but it doesn't grow bushy enough so I just look unkempt, and it starts to itch after a few days.

    Think I'm gonna buy a hair clipper next week - now is probably the best time to try a buzz cut, always wondered if my head shape was suited (probably not). My hair is like dry hay so can't let it grow too long as it just looks really shit (and me 10 years older).

    I wonder if clippers will become the new loo roll in the shops.

    Edited by KnuttinAtoll at 16:41:17 25-03-2020
  • Blackmarsh63 25 Mar 2020 16:40:41 3,336 posts
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    Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers :lol:
  • Blackmarsh63 25 Mar 2020 16:40:41 3,336 posts
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    Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers :lol:
  • TechnoHippy 25 Mar 2020 16:43:12 17,470 posts
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    So I see Prince Charles has proved that coronavirus can be caught from eating old bats.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 25 Mar 2020 16:45:04 2,765 posts
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    yegon wrote:
    AboutHalfaStevas wrote:
    All day. Some cunt, all. Fucking. Day. With a drill.
    I'm locked in, having to work through this shit.
    Fuck me. You couldn't wait a fucking week.
    Have you got any noise cancelling headphones? King of the Hill level obsession with lawn mowing where I live, sometimes I just bung on my Sony XM3ís and it drowns it all out.
    I have man, well, they do a decent job, but all day with them on/in just fucking hurts. I've never found a pair I can go hours on end with.
    And certainly not all. Fucking. Day.
  • Blackmarsh63 25 Mar 2020 16:45:43 3,336 posts
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    Just the 5000 new cases in New York State :cry:
  • Dirt3 25 Mar 2020 16:46:10 1,037 posts
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    Blackmarsh63 wrote:
    Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers :lol:
    So important it needed to be said twice.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 25 Mar 2020 16:47:02 2,765 posts
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    TechnoHippy wrote:
    So I see Prince Charles has proved that coronavirus can be caught from eating old bats.
    That's good.

    The joke I mean.
  • Blackmarsh63 25 Mar 2020 16:48:35 3,336 posts
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    @Dirt3 :D I only pressed it once honestly.
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