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  • Your-Mother 10 Feb 2020 20:03:00 8,172 posts
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    You’re ggplant on US Gamer.
  • Vortex808 10 Feb 2020 20:04:54 15,593 posts
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    Jaz rignall necked the e?
  • KD 10 Feb 2020 21:26:35 3,575 posts
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    Bloody hell, literally. I am a little bit happier turning down a lodger and keeping my house my own now.
  • Frogofdoom 10 Feb 2020 21:37:47 17,973 posts
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    It's for the best, otherwise you might end up with someone that doesn't leave even though you have made it clear that you hate them with them constantly suggesting that you should just ignore them instead.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Feb 2020 21:39:13 25,236 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    It's for the best, otherwise you might end up with someone that doesn't leave even though you have made it clear that you hate them with them constantly suggesting that you should just ignore them instead.
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  • Psiloc 10 Feb 2020 21:41:57 6,366 posts
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    davidfowles wrote:
    Probably the same thing that happened with the unapologetic anonymous piece of shit who banned my old account from this site with no explanation. But I’m a big man and rise above it.
    By any chance did you criticise pro wrestling?
  • JYM60 10 Feb 2020 21:54:18 19,085 posts
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    davidfowles wrote:
    FUN FACT! My online presence was originally “aubergine” but I dropped the “a” as it was taken on too many sites.
    Did you have the Alan Partridge avatar? Or is that someone else?
  • neilka 10 Feb 2020 21:58:35 24,021 posts
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    ✂🍆
  • Frogofdoom 10 Feb 2020 22:07:40 17,973 posts
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    @JYM60 yeah that's the one.
  • mrpon 10 Feb 2020 23:59:11 37,366 posts
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    The flatmate wasn't called Dan was he?
  • davidfowles 11 Feb 2020 00:26:27 518 posts
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    JYM60 wrote:
    davidfowles wrote:
    FUN FACT! My online presence was originally “aubergine” but I dropped the “a” as it was taken on too many sites.
    Did you have the Alan Partridge avatar? Or is that someone else?
    Yep, that’s me. It didn’t work out so badly. I was annoyed at the website redesign taking away features I was happy with and adding nothing I care about, like every UI redesign ever it seems. But I’ve found there’s nothing much with games to talk about anyway. I sold the ps4 late last year I think, it wasn’t making me happy, and I figure I’ll play last of us 2 and cyberpunk (delayed now anyway) on ps5 at the end of this year. I used to do that, wait, get a console, play everything good, get rid of it again, wait. Not owning a games machine for a while is not a bad idea. But also, I wrote on forums daily for the best part of two decades. Taking a break was not a bad idea. It’s not the forum that changed I think, there’s just less to talk about I feel, games are not so inventive right now. If the switch had wii u’s virtual console games I’d have that and gaming would be perfect, but it’s like there’s no perfect product ever made, despite how easy it would seem.

    I’m a bit delirious from lack of sleep today. Two weeks and three days of two-four hours per night. I’d lay down now but the nurse left before making the bed.
  • davidfowles 11 Feb 2020 00:28:55 518 posts
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    By the way, there’s a gofundme linked in that article in the op. It’s blown way past its goal and I don’t need more money, but it’s a good source of updates of my condition over the last fortnight if anyone is interested in reading it.
  • Psiloc 11 Feb 2020 12:18:07 6,366 posts
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    https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vxmh37jio
  • davidfowles 11 Feb 2020 19:07:03 518 posts
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    As you can see, it is way over goal, but I’m proud of that Red Bed Redemption gag. I just wish the friend who set it up for me would figure hour how to put the paragraph breaks into that main text.
  • davidfowles 11 Feb 2020 19:09:12 518 posts
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    Not sure if it’s clear in the text, but the cops threw out my blood-soaked bed and I need to buy a new one when I get out of hospital. The money already given well covers it though, so go donate blood instead of giving to me.
  • richarddavies 11 Feb 2020 19:23:36 8,312 posts
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    davidfowles wrote:
    Not sure if it’s clear in the text, but the cops threw out my blood-soaked bed and I need to buy a new one when I get out of hospital. The money already given well covers it though, so go donate blood instead of giving to me.
    Okay, I've filled a jar with my blood. Where do I post it to?
  • Murbs 11 Feb 2020 21:58:05 25,151 posts
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    @davidfowles I think the way you’re handling this is nothing short of incredible. Really quite inspiring (and probably plenty of material for when you’re back To stand-up). Hoping that there’s no long-term/permanent damage, both physically & mentally.
  • Rogueywon 11 Feb 2020 22:01:24 12,387 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    davidfowles wrote:
    Not sure if it’s clear in the text, but the cops threw out my blood-soaked bed and I need to buy a new one when I get out of hospital. The money already given well covers it though, so go donate blood instead of giving to me.
    Okay, I've filled a jar with my blood. Where do I post it to?
    Can I donate somebody else's?
  • Deleted user 11 February 2020 22:12:42
    Rogueywon wrote:
    richarddavies wrote:
    davidfowles wrote:
    Not sure if it’s clear in the text, but the cops threw out my blood-soaked bed and I need to buy a new one when I get out of hospital. The money already given well covers it though, so go donate blood instead of giving to me.
    Okay, I've filled a jar with my blood. Where do I post it to?
    Can I donate somebody else's?
    As a Tory I can only assume you have a fridge in the basement full of the stuff you drained from all the poors in your village 👍
  • Rogueywon 11 Feb 2020 22:13:57 12,387 posts
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    @Graxlar_v3 Aye, but that's for my own use. I'll need to go out and harvest some specially for this.
  • Deleted user 11 February 2020 22:23:30
    @Rogueywon that’s why you are the most generous forumite 2016
  • Armoured_Bear 12 Feb 2020 07:23:48 31,233 posts
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    @davidfowles
    Which Wii U VC games are you missing?
  • davidfowles 12 Feb 2020 07:53:38 518 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    @davidfowles
    Which Wii U VC games are you missing?
    My understanding is Switch doesn’t have the GBA, SNES, N64, Wii etc games that Wii U does. I’d certainly bung the Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, Metroid and Zelda games on it, among others.
  • davidfowles 12 Feb 2020 07:53:39 518 posts
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  • Armoured_Bear 12 Feb 2020 07:55:26 31,233 posts
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    davidfowles wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    @davidfowles
    Which Wii U VC games are you missing?
    My understanding is Switch doesn’t have the GBA, SNES, N64, Wii etc games that Wii U does. I’d certainly bung the Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, Metroid and Zelda games on it, among others.
    It has the SNES games on it now, really nice implementation too, the others will surely be a matter of time .
  • davidfowles 12 Feb 2020 14:04:33 518 posts
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    I’ll buy one when it does!
  • davidfowles 12 Feb 2020 16:05:07 518 posts
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    I slept a couple hours and then worked on my stand up show about violence, then made a Facebook Comedian page.

    I’m between a (sleeping) tow-truck driver who crashed on the way to a car crash, and a tattoo artist who tells me he fell 12 stories. The latter is awake at 3am, loudly talking on the phone, after demanding coffees from the nurses all night. Still not the worst roommate I’ve had. I lived with a drummer once.

    https://m.facebook.com/David-Fowles-Comedian-103729317879373/
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