ubergine nearly died Page 2

  • davidfowles 9 Feb 2020 13:36:27 112 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Two obvious questions

    1) are you deliberately doing the thumbs up in all those photos?

    2) Did you not have a breadbin handy?
    I am doing the thumbs up as the a-ok sign is a nazi thing now according to annoying woke uni students.

    I donít eat bread.
  • Khanivor 9 Feb 2020 13:48:24 44,403 posts
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    I remember you. Iím glad itís nog posthumously. Christ.
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Feb 2020 13:54:35 12,663 posts
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    Wait, you're a comedian?
  • wuntyate 9 Feb 2020 13:59:59 14,513 posts
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    @davidfowles fucking hell man. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. That must have been mental.

    I did wonder why your account got banned at the time.
  • Ror 9 Feb 2020 14:06:25 19,985 posts
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    I remember ubergine as the man who had a link to his rendition of Portal's Still Alive on his profile.

    Anyway, glad to hear you survived what sounds like a horrific incident. Hope your recovery goes well.

    Edited by Ror at 14:10:16 09-02-2020
  • ZuluHero 9 Feb 2020 14:11:05 8,655 posts
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    More apt than ever.
  • neilka 9 Feb 2020 14:19:41 23,282 posts
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    Awful news, really sorry this didn't happen to ecosse instead.
  • Goban 9 Feb 2020 14:25:19 10,071 posts
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    Bloody hell!
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Feb 2020 14:29:04 12,663 posts
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    Hang on, is this user ubergine?

    He's not been away/banned ten years has he? I'm confused.
  • mothercruncher 9 Feb 2020 14:29:12 17,627 posts
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    Certainly remember you, wow. Hereís to healing, sexual and otherwise.
  • Jono62 9 Feb 2020 14:30:47 24,841 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Hang on, is this user ubergine?

    He's not been away/banned ten years has he? I'm confused.
    From reading his first post, sounds like he has been away for 2 years
  • Vortex808 9 Feb 2020 14:30:48 13,758 posts
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    Bloody hell, glad you're ok.

    And the cat too!

    I hear a breadbin lid is the must have accessory in these heated incidents though.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 9 Feb 2020 14:31:14 8,421 posts
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    Fucking hell, that's awful. Hope you recover swiftly.

    SpaceMonkey's last couple of posts implied he was leaving the UK, didn't they?
  • Fake_Blood 9 Feb 2020 14:33:29 10,243 posts
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    Wtf is this talk like we need to understand what drives men to do this? Way too levelheaded and compassionate, we need outrage and revenge!

    Seriously though, good job staying calm and basically saving your own life. I hope thereís not too much permanent damage.
  • smoothpete 9 Feb 2020 14:42:40 36,799 posts
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    ďhe was laying down with his catĒ - you sick fuck

    On a serious note well done for not dying. What did he stab you with though? A spoon? Thatís a lot of stabbing for not much dying
  • Lukus 9 Feb 2020 14:46:15 23,136 posts
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    Stand up routine based on the ordeal seems like a winner...
  • askew 9 Feb 2020 15:05:20 21,339 posts
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    Dayum.

    Öcharged with intentionally causing serious injury.
    Aussies don't have attempted murder?
  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Feb 2020 15:08:55 12,663 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Hang on, is this user ubergine?

    He's not been away/banned ten years has he? I'm confused.
    From reading his first post, sounds like he has been away for 2 years
    Ah right, yeah.

    Read that wrong.
  • mothercruncher 9 Feb 2020 15:13:02 17,627 posts
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    Iím most disappointed your name isnít Gene, I feel cheated.
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 15:15:03
    Sounds horrible and I've no idea how you managed to keep talking to him and then calm him down. I hope you have as full a recovery as possible and your housemate is locked away for a long time.
  • prettyvacant 9 Feb 2020 15:26:54 371 posts
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    Holy shit that's a terrifying thing to have happen , here's to a speedy recovery .

    I have to ask though , are they making airplane or choo-choo noises in that pic with the fork ?

    ;)
  • Ror 9 Feb 2020 15:27:43 19,985 posts
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    New rendition of Still Alive from your hospital bed needed, OP.
  • Load_2.0 9 Feb 2020 15:28:01 31,406 posts
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    What isn't mentioned in the article is how many times he blue shelled the attacker mere inches before the finish line.

    Ask yourself who is the real victim here?
  • Rum_Monkey 9 Feb 2020 15:58:22 665 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Awful news, really sorry this didn't happen to ecosse instead.
    Lol
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Feb 2020 16:05:15 9,523 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    Stand up routine based on the ordeal seems like a winner...
    This guy knows. The comics I know would have been thinking about how they would get material out of this whilst waiting for the ambulance
  • superdelphinus 9 Feb 2020 16:08:39 10,319 posts
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    Fucking hell, how are you coping without a PS4?
  • barchetta 9 Feb 2020 16:11:02 2,349 posts
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    Damn, that was a tight spot. Good to hear you came out of the other side. Talking your way out - not sure many people would have the ability or presence of mind for that. Maybe the comedian in you helped there.

    Get well.
  • Armoured_Bear 9 Feb 2020 16:13:34 28,701 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Awful news, really sorry this didn't happen to ecosse instead.
    Lol
    Thatís nice .
  • Armoured_Bear 9 Feb 2020 16:14:09 28,701 posts
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    @davidfowles
    Glad youíre alive.
  • beastmaster 9 Feb 2020 16:14:45 20,479 posts
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    Holy fuck!
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