ubergine nearly died Page 3

  • smoothpete 9 Feb 2020 16:21:39 36,799 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Holey fuck!
  • Goban 9 Feb 2020 16:28:00 10,071 posts
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    Holy?
  • MrAGSystems 9 Feb 2020 16:30:13 864 posts
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    Definitely "holey" after the knife party.

    Glad you're alive former forum user Uber.
  • MrAGSystems 9 Feb 2020 16:34:56 864 posts
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    @Armoured_Bear Oh didn't you know that the Forum Untouchables are allowed wish death on you for the lols but yet they'll get their fannies in the biggest knot you ever did see and bleat soundbites to each other ad nauseam because you had the temerity to say something that offends their precious little hearts?
  • Frogofdoom 9 Feb 2020 16:38:29 16,269 posts
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    Someone better tell Ubergine he is dead.
  • Armoured_Bear 9 Feb 2020 16:41:54 28,701 posts
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    MrAGSystems wrote:
    @Armoured_Bear Oh didn't you know that the Forum Untouchables are allowed wish death on you for the lols but yet they'll get their fannies in the biggest knot you ever did see and bleat soundbites to each other ad nauseam because you had the temerity to say something that offends their precious little hearts?
    Yep, a more pathetic bunch, I've never known.

    Must have been fucking terrifying for aubergine, I'd have shit my pants and died.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 9 Feb 2020 16:42:52 24,444 posts
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    The state of you two.
  • Goban 9 Feb 2020 16:43:49 10,071 posts
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    MrAGSystems wrote:
    Definitely "holey" after the knife party.

    Glad you're alive former forum user Uber.
    Doh! Yeah get it now, dumb fuck.
  • KnuttinAtoll 9 Feb 2020 17:03:03 8,107 posts
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    I also remember you ubergine (didn't you have a bunch of YT clips, one of them a character called Bogan or something).

    Jeez that's crazy, also kudos for your attitude, I'm not sure I'd be able to have compassion for the perp (quite the opposite...).

    As for talking him out of it - you must've +10'd your charisma stats, Fallout stylee. Can't imagine what that must've been like.

    Anyways, welcome back!
  • Murbs 9 Feb 2020 17:25:18 24,751 posts
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    Yikes! Glad you're recovering
  • elstoof 9 Feb 2020 17:39:22 25,589 posts
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    Ugh I just imagined what the forum would be like if Fuzzy and Ecosse had their wettest dreams come true and they got rid of anyone half decent so that they became this supposed forum “royalty”
  • AddyB- 9 Feb 2020 17:41:39 650 posts
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    Fuzzy and Ecosse are the forums Fred and Rose West.
  • Khanivor 9 Feb 2020 17:42:32 44,403 posts
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    You have to wonder why people who get kicked in the balls keep standing in front of the kickers with their legs in a wide stance

    You might be tempted to think that they get off being kicked in the balls.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Feb 2020 17:43:31 18,852 posts
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    No one will ever replace King DFawkes!
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Feb 2020 17:45:32 9,933 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    No one will ever replace King DFawkes!
    Pretty sure Uber votes for Ror a few years ago... before he disappeared into hiding.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Feb 2020 17:48:04 18,852 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    No one will ever replace King DFawkes!
    Pretty sure Uber votes for Ror a few years ago... before he disappeared into hiding.
    Ohhhhhh dear I imagine user Alastair was besides himself with leather glove based assassination.
  • Ror 9 Feb 2020 17:52:37 19,985 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    No one will ever replace King DFawkes!
    Pretty sure Uber votes for Ror a few years ago... before he disappeared into hiding.
    Lies. All my votes actually came from myself.
  • Frogofdoom 9 Feb 2020 17:54:28 16,269 posts
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    I voted for Al, which is a bit like voting for the lib dems. Makes you feel like you are doing something good but its ultimately pointless.
  • JamboWayOh 9 Feb 2020 17:55:50 18,852 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    I voted for Al, which is a bit like voting for the lib dems. Makes you feel like you are doing something good but its ultimately pointless.
    I have to ask.. Which version of the lib dems?
  • Graxlar_v3 9 Feb 2020 17:56:07 9,933 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    I voted for Al, which is a bit like voting for the lib dems. Makes you feel like you are doing something good but its ultimately pointless.
    Don’t worry Frog, I am sure Dfawkes hasn’t forgotten you.
  • Frogofdoom 9 Feb 2020 18:08:32 16,269 posts
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    @JamboWayOh any.

    I also know fawkes will murder me one day, it's my fate.
  • Baihu1983 9 Feb 2020 18:14:12 12,255 posts
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    That's some scary shit
  • JamboWayOh 9 Feb 2020 18:17:39 18,852 posts
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    Baihu1983 wrote:
    That's some scary shit
    I know imagine those cold, dead eyes of DFawkes as he waterboards you with Irn Bru.
  • thelzdking 9 Feb 2020 18:36:23 10,020 posts
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    Fucking he'll. Glad you and the cat are okay.
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Feb 2020 18:46:33 9,523 posts
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    I'm worried now that if ecosse DID get brutally murdered, we wouldn't even hear about it :(
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 18:56:14
    That is a mad story, probably the maddest I've heard on here. Can't quite believe it's turned into a conversation about ecosse.

    Did you have any inkling it was going to happen? Well done in getting out of it, absolutely crazy. Hope you heal up well!
  • richarddavies 9 Feb 2020 19:07:50 7,606 posts
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    Yeah, hope.you heal up soon Uber. And a good reminder as well that if your having a bit of a shit time, theres always someone having a worse one!

    And I'm also intrigued in the guy that did it and if there was signs beforehand that he wasnt well.
  • elstoof 9 Feb 2020 19:29:14 25,589 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I'm worried now that if ecosse DID get brutally murdered, we wouldn't even hear about it :(
    I’m sure you’ll tell us
  • Frogofdoom 9 Feb 2020 19:30:33 16,269 posts
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    Who are the forum royalty anyway, I need to know who to be polite to.
  • Rogueywon Most Generous Forumite, 2016 9 Feb 2020 19:33:49 8,421 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    That is a mad story, probably the maddest I've heard on here. Can't quite believe it's turned into a conversation about ecosse.
    Hi! You must be new around here!
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