ubergine nearly died Page 4

  • challenge_hanukkah 9 Feb 2020 19:34:07 14,394 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    Who are the forum royalty anyway, I need to know who to be polite to.
    In an ironic twist Fuzzy is Queen of the Gypsies
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 19:35:10
    Was your attacker annoyed that you'd missed an A out of your username for all those years?

    Glad to hear you're not dead!
  • Page1 9 Feb 2020 19:49:16 2,628 posts
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    I remember some dude that shit himself on a sofa.
    Another that didn’t know how to plug cables in, Phage maybe.
    Many versions of Dekard? If that name is right.
    Oh and me that messed up a trade due to the fact I was being make redundant. And had no money at the time.
    But other good times from the trials threads, plus skate.
    Time to go to back to hiding.
    All the best Uber.
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 20:12:50
    Otto being lectured on eu law was a cracker too
  • Jono62 9 Feb 2020 20:20:50 27,356 posts
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    CrispyXUKTurbo wrote:
    Otto being lectured on eu law was a cracker too
    Who did that?
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 20:22:44
    Can’t remember, basically whoever was arguing with him stated his opinion than stated “what do you know about eu legislation “, Otto replies that he wrote that specific piece haha
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Feb 2020 20:30:07 12,913 posts
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    Unrelated, but Google CSE is clever how it associates pics to things which happened

    https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=013420273761966960124:x2dzdjkp5ti
  • fontgeeksogood 9 Feb 2020 20:31:31 12,913 posts
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    (Type in 'Mowgli pooped' for example)
  • Mola_Ram 9 Feb 2020 21:27:20 26,187 posts
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    Rogueywon wrote:
    AaronTurner wrote:
    That is a mad story, probably the maddest I've heard on here. Can't quite believe it's turned into a conversation about ecosse.
    Hi! You must be new around here!
    Yeah, it's weird how someone saying "it's a shame that ecosse wasn't brutally stabbed" tends to shift the conversation.

    But hey it's just jokes lols
  • Rogueywon 9 Feb 2020 21:29:42 12,387 posts
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    @Mola_Ram Yeah, sorry, I wasn't actually agreeing with the sentiment. It's just one of those forum rules that within 3 pages, any non-gaming thread must become about ecosse. Even when it's not his fault (as it wasn't with this one).
  • Jono62 9 Feb 2020 21:36:12 27,356 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    (Type in 'Mowgli pooped' for example)
    Heh, for people who can't even be bothered to do that

    https://i.imgur.com/GoANg0N.jpg
  • PazJohnMitch 9 Feb 2020 22:33:08 17,276 posts
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    Fucking hell!

    Good work on surviving.
  • DFawkes 9 Feb 2020 22:46:24 32,785 posts
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    Pretty sure this is the first act of some revenge movie where ubergine fully recovers then goes after... someone.

    Talking someone out of killing you, that's some Speech level 100 stuff. Really glad you're alive and mostly okay, hopefully your recovery continues and that your arm ends up as un-dodgy as possible :)
  • richarddavies 9 Feb 2020 22:55:10 8,312 posts
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  • Armoured_Bear 9 Feb 2020 23:10:47 31,233 posts
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    MrAGSystems wrote:
    elstoof wrote:
    Ugh I just imagined what the forum would be like if Fuzzy and Ecosse had their wettest dreams come true and they got rid of anyone half decent so that they became this supposed forum “royalty”
    Yeah imagine if we got rid of the people that constantly call a regular user a paedo and wish him dead and shout "waaaaaaaa racism" at every fucking turn.

    Awful place indeed.
    anyone "half decent" being sad cases who get their kicks of of harassing and abusing strangers on a video game forum and having a group wank of self-congratulation at how great they are, blind to the fact that they are the most pathetic sad cases on the internet.
  • Deleted user 9 February 2020 23:24:30
    Pretty sure not a single person has defended Neilka’s ‘joke’. However you make it impossible for anyone to actually like you with your constant stream of bullshit.

    Fuzzy, I don’t know what the fuck is going on with you, you said all gypsies deserve to die... surely you can see what is wrong with that sentiment.
  • Rum_Monkey 9 Feb 2020 23:45:25 3,488 posts
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    Ye are mighty racist.
  • elstoof 9 Feb 2020 23:53:14 28,125 posts
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    Why haven’t ye moved
  • elstoof 9 Feb 2020 23:55:25 28,125 posts
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    Just seems to me like there’s a few folks who appear to enjoy surrounding themselves in environments they hate with people they largely despise
  • Your-Mother 9 Feb 2020 23:56:28 8,172 posts
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    “I wish to end my neighbours” vs “I wish to end an ethnicity”

    I can see how they’re similar.
  • Rum_Monkey 9 Feb 2020 23:58:07 3,488 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Just seems to me like there’s a few folks who appear to enjoy surrounding themselves in environments they hate with people they largely despise
    Oh ye.

    Ye would say that wouldn't ye
  • elstoof 10 Feb 2020 00:00:22 28,125 posts
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    Can we not start a thread for these two anyway, Ubergine nearly died and even that wasn’t enough to stop the me-me-me
  • Your-Mother 10 Feb 2020 00:02:31 8,172 posts
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    FuzzyDuck wrote:
    RedSparrows wrote:
    FuzzyDuck wrote:
    Yadda yadda yadda...

    What the actual fuck! These cunts get all the privelages but follow none of the rules. Fuck the PC brigade, put all their inbred asses on a fucking boat and sink it!
    Your story was mildly entertaining until the last paragraph.
    Nope, I shant apologise for my stance on these parasites. I worked in retail for years and it was an utter misery dealing with them. Nobody I know has any positive stories about them. If they've a funeral or wedding in town half the place goes on lockdown. One of my neighbours woke up after a funeral one day to find a hatchet buried in his front door. There's a well know one locally who's currently up for murdering an elderly man in his own home too.

    Seriously, fuck the lot of them.
  • Rogueywon 10 Feb 2020 00:03:06 12,387 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    Can we not start a thread for these two anyway, Ubergine nearly died and even that wasn’t enough to stop the me-me-me
    This.
  • Armoured_Bear 10 Feb 2020 00:07:12 31,233 posts
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    Message from OP:

    “I’m unable to respond on Eurogamer because it has me under a brutal post limit as a new user. I’m willing but unable to thank people for their comments (and jokes).”
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