In praise of the Forum Royalty

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  • elstoof 10 Feb 2020 09:17:01 25,589 posts
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    Whoever you apparently are; Thank You 🙏
  • Alastair 10 Feb 2020 09:17:42 24,223 posts
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    /waves
  • BigOrkWaaagh 10 Feb 2020 09:18:00 9,318 posts
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    Did you know that's a high five emoji
  • elstoof 10 Feb 2020 09:20:45 25,589 posts
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    I thought it was prayer hands
  • Frogofdoom 10 Feb 2020 09:21:01 16,269 posts
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    Let's get those royal bastards named and shamed.
  • thelzdking 10 Feb 2020 09:25:18 10,020 posts
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    It's me. Thank you peasants.
  • Fake_Blood 10 Feb 2020 09:25:48 10,243 posts
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    So Koti I guess?
  • Alastair 10 Feb 2020 09:27:48 24,223 posts
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    I donít even understand the context of this thread, but I accept user elstoofís admiration.
  • Alastair 10 Feb 2020 09:28:02 24,223 posts
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    And his thanks.
  • Graxlar_v3 10 Feb 2020 09:29:35 9,933 posts
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    When does Al get his crown?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 10 Feb 2020 09:40:17 24,444 posts
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    As 2016's best user you fucking peons can kiss my balls.
  • JamboWayOh 10 Feb 2020 09:48:12 18,852 posts
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    I can predict that this thread will go spectacularly well. Spectacularly. Anyway as I'm so desperate to join the forum royalty whose arse do I have to rim?

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 09:49:21 10-02-2020
  • sirtacos 10 Feb 2020 09:56:49 8,238 posts
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    Mowgli's first. Bring a bib
  • fontgeeksogood 10 Feb 2020 09:58:31 9,523 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    As 2016's best user you fucking peons can kiss my balls.
    This was the worst thing which happened in 2016
  • JamboWayOh 10 Feb 2020 10:00:03 18,852 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    Decks wrote:
    As 2016's best user you fucking peons can kiss my balls.
    This was the worst thing which happened in 2016
    You kissed his balls?! For shame!
  • nickthegun 10 Feb 2020 10:07:13 81,385 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Anyway as I'm so desperate to join the forum royalty whose arse do I have to rim?
    The apparent criteria seems to be 'not a dickhead'
  • Graxlar_v3 10 Feb 2020 10:12:50 9,933 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Anyway as I'm so desperate to join the forum royalty whose arse do I have to rim?
    The apparent criteria seems to be 'not a dickhead'
    Or is it be the right sort of dickhead?
  • nickthegun 10 Feb 2020 10:13:11 81,385 posts
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    That's probably closer to the truth
  • Rum_Monkey 10 Feb 2020 10:13:29 665 posts
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    If they hate it so much here, everyone appears to hate them too, why not post ona different forum?
  • nickthegun 10 Feb 2020 10:14:07 81,385 posts
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    Because no one would pay them any attention on another, larger forum.

    Edited by nickthegun at 10:14:20 10-02-2020
  • PazJohnMitch 10 Feb 2020 10:17:55 15,706 posts
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    Beyond being able to identify this forumís Prince Andrew I am unsure who the others are.
  • IRWATWO 10 Feb 2020 10:19:30 679 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    JamboWayOh wrote:
    Anyway as I'm so desperate to join the forum royalty whose arse do I have to rim?
    The apparent criteria seems to be 'not a dickhead'
    That's me out. So an armed uprising is the only way to power.
  • drhickman1983 10 Feb 2020 10:21:56 6,613 posts
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    Do these monarchs have any power or is it more a ceremonial role? And do they get any dividends?
  • DaM 10 Feb 2020 11:08:26 17,455 posts
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    Is it the ones that have fucked off to Canada?
  • JamboWayOh 10 Feb 2020 11:09:47 18,852 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    Because no one would pay them any attention on another, larger forum.
    That is definitely the crux of the matter. What was that private group that Chris/Dale made, some solid gold club or summink? Can't they just make one of those?
  • Graxlar_v3 10 Feb 2020 11:12:01 9,933 posts
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    DaM wrote:
    Is it the ones that have fucked off to Canada?
    No no... they have to surrender their royalty when they go to Canada... they just keep all the benefits like an armed guard
  • richarddavies 10 Feb 2020 11:13:55 7,606 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    Because no one would pay them any attention on another, larger forum.
    That is definitely the crux of the matter. What was that private group that Chris/Dale made, some solid gold club or summink? Can't they just make one of those?
    Was it some kind of terminal heart cancer group?
  • Rum_Monkey 10 Feb 2020 11:15:40 665 posts
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    That's the group where he pretended he was about to kill himself. And then was to weak to turn the kettle on amongst other gems.

    Nothing will beat his cooking group with his jazzy jalfrezi recipe.
  • Mola_Ram 10 Feb 2020 11:18:03 23,552 posts
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    I got a nomination to be a mod. Twice!

    /crickets
  • Graxlar_v3 10 Feb 2020 11:19:25 9,933 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    I got a nomination to be a mod. Twice!

    /crickets
    What happened? Did someone realise that it would be a bad idea to Mod an Aussie during the ashes?
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