In praise of the Forum Royalty Page 32

  • Deleted user 13 February 2020 10:11:44
    retro74 wrote:
    I donít like coffee, in fact I donít drink any hot drinks at all
    You sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2020 10:13:09 18,852 posts
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    Harsh.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 13 Feb 2020 10:13:59 24,444 posts
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    Don't you abuse him. Abuser.
  • smoothpete 13 Feb 2020 10:20:35 36,799 posts
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    retro74 wrote:
    @smoothpete which one is the run down house?
    The one with the tallest bush outside and the pigeons on the roof
  • retro74 13 Feb 2020 10:26:58 3,199 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I donít like coffee, in fact I donít drink any hot drinks at all
    You sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest
    Which bit specifically?
  • Load_2.0 13 Feb 2020 10:34:29 31,406 posts
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    wuntyate wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    A white noise machine
    What's that then? Never heard of one of those.
    Donald Trump!

    /Airhorn
  • EMarkM 13 Feb 2020 10:38:48 4,922 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    wuntyate wrote:
    Frogofdoom wrote:
    A white noise machine
    What's that then? Never heard of one of those.
    Donald Trump!

    /Airhorn
    Gah! Beats my washing machine one by miles.

    Too late for me to ďBoris JohnsonĒ, I suppose...?
  • Graxlar_v3 13 Feb 2020 10:40:37 9,933 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I donít like coffee, in fact I donít drink any hot drinks at all
    You sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest
    We donít go around abusing people like that around here user AaronTurner
  • wuntyate 13 Feb 2020 10:40:47 14,513 posts
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    AaronTurner wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I donít like coffee, in fact I donít drink any hot drinks at all
    You sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest
    It's the wild west in here. I like it.

    Sod it. I'm taking my trousers off.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2020 11:46:17 18,852 posts
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    wuntyate wrote:
    AaronTurner wrote:
    retro74 wrote:
    I donít like coffee, in fact I donít drink any hot drinks at all
    You sound like a bit of a cunt to be honest
    It's the wild west in here. I like it.

    Sod it. I'm taking my trousers off.
    Dance for me.
  • PazJohnMitch 13 Feb 2020 12:03:48 15,706 posts
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    How old is wunty?

    Did Jambo know wuntyís age before asking for a dance?
  • monkman76 13 Feb 2020 12:14:12 16,064 posts
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    He was phyve, now he's ate.
  • Khanivor 13 Feb 2020 12:48:24 44,403 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    This place is better without mods. Ddevil/MrTom is a mod, the Anarchy we currently have is better.
    This is true. We all recall the dark days when HairyArse randomly decided to be the fun police and ensure all thread titles were uniform and grammatically correct like he was trying to get extra credit at school. No more of that.
    Bring back TERMINAL TERRORís internet nuggets of joy thread.
  • Khanivor 13 Feb 2020 12:51:58 44,403 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    So how does sleeping with ear plugs work? I'd be well up for that but I'd see myself not hearing my alarm and sleeping for a month.
    It works wonderfully. I always hear my alarm. Had to sleep with them for first six months in my new place thanks to the wonderful feature it has of having single pane glazing in windows that donít fit in their frames.

    Lost all my earplugs over time tho. Which is why I was woken at 5:54 this morning by my feathered friends who are confused as fuck by the weather and think itís spring.

    Cunts.
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Feb 2020 13:00:25 665 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Your-Mother wrote:
    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    This place is better without mods. Ddevil/MrTom is a mod, the Anarchy we currently have is better.
    This is true. We all recall the dark days when HairyArse randomly decided to be the fun police and ensure all thread titles were uniform and grammatically correct like he was trying to get extra credit at school. No more of that.
    Bring back TERMINAL TERRORís internet nuggets of joy thread.
    Bdaggers took his thread change well.
  • JamboWayOh 13 Feb 2020 13:20:17 18,852 posts
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    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    How old is wunty?

    Did Jambo know wuntyís age before asking for a dance?
    Apparently Wunty watches me dance in my living room. I DEMAND SATISFACTION SIR.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 13 Feb 2020 13:24:07 19,435 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    So how does sleeping with ear plugs work? I'd be well up for that but I'd see myself not hearing my alarm and sleeping for a month.
    Put your phone alarm on vibrate and keep it on the bed.
  • Your-Mother 13 Feb 2020 13:27:19 4,093 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    chopsen wrote:
    So how does sleeping with ear plugs work? I'd be well up for that but I'd see myself not hearing my alarm and sleeping for a month.
    Put your phone alarm on vibrate and keep it in your butthole
  • wuntyate 13 Feb 2020 13:39:25 14,513 posts
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    @JamboWayOh you're setting yourself up for a disappointment. I did say about my piles the other day.
  • Frogofdoom 13 Feb 2020 13:46:01 16,269 posts
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    Ribbed for your pleasure.
  • TechnoHippy 13 Feb 2020 14:08:12 17,046 posts
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    With mustard lubricant?
  • Rum_Monkey 13 Feb 2020 14:12:21 665 posts
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    Sriracha mayo obvs.
  • wuntyate 13 Feb 2020 14:19:39 14,513 posts
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    Popped up via one of those little keyring siracha suppositories.
  • wuntyate 13 Feb 2020 14:21:51 14,513 posts
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    Hold on, am I advocating blasting hot sauce up my own arse?

    Actually that might help. Too much fibre.
  • smoothpete 17 Feb 2020 16:35:22 36,799 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    I've ordered my wife green sriracha and sriracha mayo for Valentine's because I'm an old romantic. You guys better be right.
    How did this work out?
  • Frogofdoom 17 Feb 2020 16:52:53 16,269 posts
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    Divorce
  • Rum_Monkey 17 Feb 2020 16:53:45 665 posts
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    Another sauce recommendation. Whatever the bottled sauce is they have in tortilla.

    Liquid crack.
  • TechnoHippy 17 Feb 2020 17:29:13 17,046 posts
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    Does one also apply it to the crack?
  • wuntyate 17 Feb 2020 17:30:31 14,513 posts
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    Rum_Monkey wrote:
    Liquid crack.
    Ah, nothing worse. First shit after too much hot sauce the night before.
  • Graxlar_v3 17 Feb 2020 17:35:47 9,933 posts
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    Can we change this to itís true title...

    The sauce royalty thread
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