New Random Musings - no breakdowns please

  • Your-Mother 27 Feb 2020 22:59:00 4,093 posts
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    I would like to hear more about greyhound racing from user chopsen
  • fontgeeksogood 27 Feb 2020 23:08:53 9,523 posts
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    What the fuck is going on
  • neilka 27 Feb 2020 23:10:42 23,282 posts
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    Good luck & peace be with this thread
  • Graxlar_v3 27 Feb 2020 23:19:14 9,933 posts
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    I HAVE HAD IT UPTO HERE WIRY ALL THESE NEW THREADS THAT ARE JUST COPIES OF OLD THREADS!
  • Graxlar_v3 27 Feb 2020 23:20:44 9,933 posts
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    BOLLOCKS! I CANT EVEN RAGE QUIT AS I STILL HAVE 800 MORE POSTS!!
  • BinaryBob101 27 Feb 2020 23:21:26 27,747 posts
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    Greyhound racing is fun.
  • Ror 27 Feb 2020 23:24:54 19,985 posts
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    Graxlar_v3 wrote:
    BOLLOCKS! I CANT EVEN RAGE QUIT AS I STILL HAVE 800 MORE POSTS!!
    That sounds like quitter talk!
  • X201 27 Feb 2020 23:28:55 20,586 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Greyhound racing is fun.
    Do the bollocks get in the way?
  • BinaryBob101 27 Feb 2020 23:29:27 27,747 posts
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    I think I've only seen bitches.
  • prettyvacant 27 Feb 2020 23:42:50 371 posts
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    They're not all grey .
  • chopsen 27 Feb 2020 23:55:09 20,926 posts
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    Tell you what I've got in to recently: greyhound racing.

    I really wish I'd found out about this earlier.
  • whatthefu 28 Feb 2020 00:00:50 1,322 posts
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    I used to like the ones with the funny names.
  • Your-Mother 28 Feb 2020 00:02:53 4,093 posts
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    How fast is the average greyhound
  • prettyvacant 28 Feb 2020 00:04:41 371 posts
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    laden or un-laden ?
  • BinaryBob101 28 Feb 2020 00:09:22 27,747 posts
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    Laden with?
  • neilka 28 Feb 2020 00:11:13 23,282 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    Tell you what I've got in to recently: greyhound racing.

    I really wish I'd found out about this earlier.
    What did you just call me?!?!?
  • whatthefu 28 Feb 2020 00:12:55 1,322 posts
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    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    Laden with?
    Laden with Jack Daniels I hope
  • prettyvacant 28 Feb 2020 00:16:52 371 posts
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    Accurate but I meant bollocks .
  • chopsen 28 Feb 2020 00:21:32 20,926 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    How fast is the average greyhound
    8
  • prettyvacant 28 Feb 2020 00:24:24 371 posts
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    Shouldn't they be called fasthounds ?
  • Your-Mother 28 Feb 2020 00:25:24 4,093 posts
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    8 fathoms a kermit
  • chopsen 28 Feb 2020 00:30:08 20,926 posts
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    If I owned greyhounds I'd name then using plays on the word Kermit.

    Kermit or Die
    Kermitment
    Kermit

    ....

    Ok I ran out of ideas pretty quick there.
  • whatthefu 28 Feb 2020 00:33:12 1,322 posts
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    I refuse to kermit
    Will you kermit to me
  • Rum_Monkey 28 Feb 2020 00:34:15 665 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    If I owned greyhounds I'd name then using plays on the word Kermit.

    Kermit or Die
    Kermitment
    Kermit

    ....

    Ok I ran out of ideas pretty quick there.
    The pack would be called the Kermitments.
  • BinaryBob101 28 Feb 2020 00:35:04 27,747 posts
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    Kermit side it's cold out there. Bit long maybe? Doesn't quite trip of the tongue.
  • prettyvacant 28 Feb 2020 00:41:32 371 posts
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    End up in a freezer hound .
  • challenge_hanukkah 28 Feb 2020 04:51:30 12,663 posts
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    Are they free range?
  • Dougs 28 Feb 2020 06:11:40 93,664 posts
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    chopsen wrote:
    If I owned greyhounds I'd name then using plays on the word Kermit.

    Kermit or Die
    Kermitment
    Kermit

    ....

    Ok I ran out of ideas pretty quick there.
    Steve McManaman and Robbie Fowler owned 2 racehorses. They called them A Horse and Another Horse. Purely so the commentators could say 'here comes a horse, followed by another horse'.
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