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Toilet Roll Watch 2020
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Lukus 24,639 posts
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mothercruncher 19,474 posts
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Registered 15 years agoScoop. You said scoop. -
up_the_ante 1,574 posts
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Registered 14 years agoThis guy wants us to feel sorry for him?! -
Nexus_6 6,168 posts
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Registered 17 years ago@Lukus I too recall this horrific, yet fascinating, clip! -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoNexus_6 wrote:
So, erm, who tried it?...
@Lukus I too recall this horrific, yet fascinating, clip! -
ibenam 3,507 posts
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Registered 14 years agoAldi Manc out of eggs, bread and big rolls
People must really love omelette for brekky and shitting -
Nazo 1,951 posts
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Registered 12 years agoGot back from skiing yesterday, 11 bog rolls in the house, should see me going for a while.
Food supplies are a bit more limited though, not sure how long I can make the dozen eggs in the fridge last. -
neilka 24,021 posts
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Registered 16 years agoIf only you had a way of knowing exactly how many eggs you have in the fridge at any time. -
frightlever 1,524 posts
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Registered 9 years ago@RobAnybody I'd rather be 'strange' than have a dirty arse.
Bought a £2.99 bidet sprayer off Amazon while drunk. Same model you were linking in the Coronavirus thread. I'd note the price has jumped and you can only really get them that cheap with much longer delivery times.
Fill it up with warm water before settling onto the throne. Little squirt of handwash in my left hand, squirt my anus to loosen off whatever's there, then in with the soapy left hand for a good rummage. Use the sprayer to clean off the suds from bum and hand. Bit of a shake to dislodge most water drops then into the sink for rinsing later. I dry my bumhole with a facecloth (not currently being used for faces), which sounds disgusting but at this point my arse is clean enough to eat (off). Like porn-clean.
Logically, five minutes after leaving the bathroom my hands are going to be filthier than my anus. Makes you think, right? GO on, THINK about my anus. You can't stop now, can you? You naughty thing.
As an additional benefit you can use the sprayer to dislodge any shit that might be clinging to the bowl. I like to make a game of it and see how many bits I can hit in a minute... I don't do that.
I'm hopefully moving house later this year and kinda torn about getting a bidet/toilet because I can see it being a bigger faff with more to go wrong, than the little spray bottle.
Basically most of the world uses some variation on a toilet ladle and my sprayer bottle is space age technology by comparison.
All that said, I cannot imagine having to be the one to tell a partner and kids that they're going to be using squeezy bidets from now on. -
frightlever 1,524 posts
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Registered 9 years agoOh, also, my local Spar (convenience store attached to a petrol station) has plenty of toilet roll, bread etc. It's about a third dearer than Tesco but if you're still worshipping at the feet of the Big Toiletroll conglomerates I guess it's an option. -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years ago@ZuluHero Yeah, that was me, I think. M&S here was almost normal yesterday, while Sainsburys had been ransacked. Agree price is clearly a big factor here, but what struck me as odd is that on a normal day, the average age of the shoppers in our M&S is probably almost twice that in Sainsburys. I'd have thought the crinklies would be stocking up first, as they're most at risk and likely to be quarantined away for longer.
Plus it normally only takes something like... oooh... the shops being closed for an entire day on Easter Sunday to get the pensioners around here panic buying. -
jrmat 283 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI think most of the wrinklies are much better at realising that people other than themselves exist. -
PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years agoAfter news of M&S being ok we went to Waitrose to see if we could pick up what we had forgotten (cereal and butter) and found it in a worse shape than Sainsbury’s. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoEvery supermarket around here is completely fucked now. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoDecks wrote:
Like bled dry?
Every supermarket around here is completely fucked now. -
Not-a-reviewer 7,686 posts
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Registered 7 years agoWe have hundreds of blackberry bushes around where I live. There’s going to be so much foraging this year. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoNot-a-reviewer wrote:
I don't think things are going to get that bad. It's not an apocalypse.
We have hundreds of blackberry bushes around where I live. There’s going to be so much foraging this year. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoJamboWayOh wrote:
The wife is down there now and she's said they're queuing out of the doors to get in. I think full panic mode is starting to set in everywhere now.
Decks wrote:
Like bled dry?
Every supermarket around here is completely fucked now. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoYeah flatmate was in the Tesco. Mad crowds all pushing and grabbing stuff off shelves.
This is why lockdown of several months just wont work. People are idiots. -
Not-a-reviewer 7,686 posts
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Registered 7 years agoSupermarkets are all quiet here and pretty well stocked, apart from toilet rolls, flour and tinned fruit. -
SnackPlissken 3,512 posts
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Registered 4 years agoJust get yourself down to Iceland. Shit loads of frozen food. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMy local is fine. No loo roll but plenty of other stuff.
The big ones seem to be the epicenters of dumb. -
Nemesis 20,312 posts
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Registered 20 years agoLocal co-op out of all rice and pasta except the wholemeal stuff.
People aren’t that desperate yet.
When that goes you know it’s bad. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoYup, walked into M&S foodhall and the queue inside was fucking crazy. Funny enough, as I walked in, a lady walked past me on the way out and jokingly said "Don't do it" hehe. Didn't bother.
Waitrose across the street are just about to open their doors and there's a queue already.
I'm sitting in a Costa now. Fuck that, I'll pick the scraps off the floor later. -
smoothpete 37,743 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI live really close to an Asian supermarket which I’m pretty sure is going to be quiet and queue-free. Gonna swing down there and panic buy roast Peking duck, those waiving cat ornaments, and swamp eels -
PazJohnMitch 17,276 posts
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Registered 14 years ago@smoothpete probably worth getting some frozen gyozas too. -
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