Following Toilet Roll Watch 2020 Page 3

  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Mar 2020 13:53:42 23,300 posts
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    I've outlawed folding in my house, rationing everyone to single sheet wiping. But the increased risk of a finger pushing through the paper has put a lot of pressure on my hand wash stockpile. It's a bit of a balancing act at the moment.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Mar 2020 14:00:04 23,300 posts
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    Frogofdoom wrote:
    That's a shit load of loo roll to have lying about though. I don't have nearly enough storage for that.
    How much you using per shit load??
  • Frogofdoom 7 Mar 2020 14:01:34 15,779 posts
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    Too much it seems from your single sheet antics. Also if you rip a corner off you will have something to clean your fingernail with should it penetrate the single sheet.
  • Kay 7 Mar 2020 14:24:35 20,443 posts
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    Murbs wrote:
    https://twitter.com/hmvYeovil/status/1236256002644852736?s=20
    :D
  • smoothpete 7 Mar 2020 14:53:04 36,580 posts
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    https://chaser.com.au/general-news/panic-buying-continues-aldi-completely-sells-out-of-discount-trombone-cases/
  • drhickman1983 7 Mar 2020 14:58:49 6,495 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I've outlawed folding in my house, rationing everyone to single sheet wiping. But the increased risk of a finger pushing through the paper has put a lot of pressure on my hand wash stockpile. It's a bit of a balancing act at the moment.
    The correct method is to wrap the sheet around a single digit and slowly, carefully move the digit between the arse cheeks, whilst gently vibrating the digit. For a deep clean take a tentative plunge.
  • TitanWarlord93 7 Mar 2020 15:13:29 461 posts
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    My nearest supermarket had just sold out of toilet rolls, hand gels and soaps and now a huge amount of flour stock just disappeared. Seriously the public needs to get a grip. Yes it may be spreading but it's not the end of the world.
  • neilka 7 Mar 2020 15:19:06 23,115 posts
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    A piece of sandpaper wrapped around the bit of an electric drill is the only surefire cleaning solution.
  • Trowel 7 Mar 2020 15:20:55 23,044 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    I've outlawed folding in my house, rationing everyone to single sheet wiping. But the increased risk of a finger pushing through the paper has put a lot of pressure on my hand wash stockpile. It's a bit of a balancing act at the moment.
    Sheryl Crow likes this
  • anephric 7 Mar 2020 15:32:08 3,690 posts
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    I've been making the missus spread her cheeks in the garden and then giving her gusset a good hosing down. I've had the odd disapproving look from the neighbours but I haven't had to touch my loo roll stockpile yet.
  • Zomoniac 7 Mar 2020 15:46:40 10,133 posts
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    Bradford Tesco had plenty of toilet roll. All hand gel is gone, handwash was running very low but still around 50 left. Iím glad I could provide this public service.
  • X201 7 Mar 2020 16:45:49 20,224 posts
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    Cousin sent a photo of Exeter Sainsburyís, loo roll aisle which is decidedly empty of loo roll
  • IRWATWO 7 Mar 2020 17:01:15 566 posts
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    Andrex is made, I have just googled, in Northfleet, Flint and Barrow. Barrow does quilted. Just 40 minutes from here. Fucking get in. Cutting off the road to the M6 should be pretty straightforward, though admittedly blockading the port itself might require a bit more effort.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 7 Mar 2020 17:39:53 2,238 posts
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    TitanWarlord93 wrote:
    My nearest supermarket had just sold out of toilet rolls, hand gels and soaps and now a huge amount of flour stock just disappeared. Seriously the public needs to get a grip. Yes it may be spreading but it's not the end of the world.
    The british public are dumb as bricks.
    The only thing they're maintaining any sort of grip on nowadays is the phone that shouldn't be smarter than them, but is.
  • AboutHalfaStevas 7 Mar 2020 17:41:48 2,238 posts
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    But then, I just went and bought some bog roll while out for some lunch, so maybe where I am isn't as dim as I think.
  • Load_2.0 7 Mar 2020 17:43:47 31,056 posts
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    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
  • mothercruncher 7 Mar 2020 18:02:47 17,361 posts
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    It just shows the simmering anus based paranoia that has ALWAYS BEEN PRESENT within society.
  • neilka 7 Mar 2020 18:05:35 23,115 posts
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    Why are they always hanging around behind you like that?
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 7 Mar 2020 18:25:08 23,300 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
    Why though!? I don't get it.
  • sport 7 Mar 2020 18:27:18 15,707 posts
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    It's that uncanny bulldog spirit.
  • Bazooklad 7 Mar 2020 18:43:12 135 posts
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    Ring Piece Wars
  • eleven63 7 Mar 2020 19:00:27 2,656 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
    Why though!? I don't get it.
    It's depressing. There is no need to stock pile. They obviously all voted for Brexit.
  • RevolvingKenneth 7 Mar 2020 19:05:20 64 posts
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    Your-Mother wrote:
    People with bidets are feeling pretty damn safe right about now.
    I've got running water and a flannel, I'm sorted.
  • Load_2.0 7 Mar 2020 19:05:26 31,056 posts
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    This is how you beat Hitler!
  • Dirt3 7 Mar 2020 19:11:43 835 posts
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    Decks wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
    Why though!? I don't get it.
    Just be glad the vast majority of the world miss the point.

    While everyone was heading for the bog roll this morning, I went for the vicks vapourub.

    Apparently that guy on the internet blog used it to clear himself out once he got the bad chest.

    This is the sort of shit you need, not endless bog roll. If cleaning yourself out gets your breathing 5% better it could make all the difference if it goes south for you.

    Oh, and beer and gin, which I got three cases of last week. If I am going down, I'm going down happy.
  • Trowel 7 Mar 2020 19:12:23 23,044 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
    Kimberly-Clark, who also own Kleenex and Huggies - share price up over 10% in the last fortnight.
  • neilka 7 Mar 2020 19:14:55 23,115 posts
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    #farnborougharseshow
  • elstoof 7 Mar 2020 19:17:34 25,407 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    A piece of sandpaper wrapped around the bit of an electric drill is the only surefire cleaning solution.
    Sometimes this is the only way to remove the clingons when you get too engrossed on the Switch and 5 hours passes
  • elstoof 7 Mar 2020 19:18:16 25,407 posts
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    Iíve got a roll of carpet in the loft which I will drag my arse along like a dog if the toilet paper runs out
  • TitanWarlord93 7 Mar 2020 19:36:30 461 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Farnborough Costco.

    https://twitter.com/adamclarkitv/status/1236289649737371648?s=19

    Time to invest in Andrex!!!
    I use to live close to Farnborough for the first 17 years of my life. Now seeing this makes me think that the population of EG is smarter than the rest of the country who do stupid shit like that.
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