Following Toilet Roll Watch 2020 Page 33

  • andytheadequate 25 Sep 2020 13:47:32 9,333 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Completely full shelves at Tesco Brent Cross. Managed to grab 80.
    No sponge on a stick needed for you 😃

    Edited by andytheadequate at 13:47:42 25-09-2020
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Sep 2020 13:48:36 13,166 posts
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    Yeah, the shower head is detachable, so I'll be fine.
  • askew 25 Sep 2020 13:53:06 21,965 posts
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    Is this seriously happening again? ffs
  • MrWonderstuff 25 Sep 2020 13:53:23 3,369 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Completely full shelves at Tesco Brent Cross. Managed to grab 80.
    WTF?! You got a cult living at your pad?
  • richardiox 25 Sep 2020 13:54:42 8,994 posts
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    Fingerless gloves on offer at Home Bargains
  • Dougs 25 Sep 2020 14:04:15 95,992 posts
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    Oil drums?
  • mrpon 25 Sep 2020 14:09:50 36,445 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Seeing them selling out on Amazon. Funny.
    The Subscribe & Save is "Temporarily Unavailable"

    Conversely, most of the office is now on WFH, so swings & rounadabouts.
  • General_Martok 25 Sep 2020 14:24:09 1,422 posts
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    askew wrote:
    Is this seriously happening again? ffs
    This.

    Stupid fucks need to buy food not toilet roll.

    We're not experiencing a pandemic of cholera!

    Edited by General_Martok at 14:24:20 25-09-2020
  • Nexus_6 25 Sep 2020 14:42:03 5,348 posts
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    Lol it really is amazing that this is happening again!
    I use it as a joke for my WhatsApp pals but we just ordered our next box from Who Gives A Crap. Got it a little early (down to about 10 rolls of the last) as I was worried we were going down this route.
    I suppose I am just as much to blame in a way but couldn’t have risked much longer anyway. Some days a couple rolls can disappear when you’ve got 2 small kids monkeying around on the bog.
  • beastmaster 25 Sep 2020 14:44:18 21,395 posts
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    Tesco and Morrison's have put in limits as to what you can buy. At least they're jumping in quick.

    Edited by beastmaster at 14:44:25 25-09-2020
  • Rogueywon 25 Sep 2020 14:48:17 9,484 posts
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    The bogroll aisle in Waitrose was down to around 1/4 stock.

    Are we really doing this again? Wasn't the whole lesson of last time that supply chains are absolutely fine provided people don't go panic buying?
  • oldskooldeano 25 Sep 2020 15:00:41 3,166 posts
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    Are we really doing this again? Attributing a modicum of sense to the Great British Public? Isn’t the whole lesson of Brexit, the election and Coronavirus that they are all STUPID FUCKING CUNTS?
  • Load_2.0 25 Sep 2020 15:07:09 32,182 posts
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    How many times will this happen before it sinks in that we aren't going to run out of stuff?

    The only time the shelves are empty is when everyone goes mental.

    It's pretty a depressing commentary on out society.
  • ZuluHero 25 Sep 2020 15:21:30 9,252 posts
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    Tesco was empty the other day, so I asked a shop assistant, who went and got me a pack from the store room. She said they have loads in, they just don't restock them straight away.

    I don't know why, but people are just being numpties.
  • Jono62 25 Sep 2020 15:33:04 25,760 posts
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    When the shit hits the fan, you need toilet roll.
  • X201 25 Sep 2020 15:40:05 20,761 posts
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    With all the "Buy early for Christmas" messages on the media today, it's only going to get worse.
  • sport 25 Sep 2020 15:40:09 16,342 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    Tesco was empty the other day, so I asked a shop assistant, who went and got me a pack from the store room. She said they have loads in, they just don't restock them straight away.

    I don't know why, but people are just being numpties.
    Yeah I knew this and waited in the Ethnic aisle for 45 minutes (it's directly opposite the Lavatory aisle). Got another 50 this morning.
  • dfunked09 25 Sep 2020 15:45:34 516 posts
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    Bloody panic buyers! Complete and utter imbeciles!!

    There were only 4 packs left on the shelf in my local Tesco yesterday. Grabbed them all just in case.
  • General_Martok 25 Sep 2020 15:47:38 1,422 posts
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    I had the shits this morning. Have I got covid?
  • richardiox 25 Sep 2020 16:41:32 8,994 posts
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    I'm such a clever cunt I knew this panic buying would happen again so massively stocked up on Monday.

    Also figured if I try to keep my wanks to single digits per week our households will save 13% of our bogroll each month. Not to be sniffed at.
  • EMarkM 25 Sep 2020 17:00:29 5,064 posts
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    richardiox wrote:
    my wanks...Not to be sniffed at.
    I agree.
  • Dirt3 25 Sep 2020 17:24:32 1,177 posts
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    I find the bogroll thing a total mystery.

    Food is the thing you really need in an emergency situation, not bogroll.
  • RichDC 25 Sep 2020 17:27:53 8,930 posts
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    You can't wipe your arse with food though can you, Einstein?
  • EMarkM 25 Sep 2020 17:29:04 5,064 posts
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    RichDC wrote:
    You can't wipe your arse with food though can you, Einstein?
    And just what exactly the fuck do you think tortilla wraps are for?

    Eh?
  • JoeBlade 25 Sep 2020 17:41:04 5,318 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Got another 50 this morning.
    So the shortage is actually totally unrelated to covid. It's sport trying to build a life-sized eiffel tower out of bog rolls.
  • sport 25 Sep 2020 17:46:13 16,342 posts
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    JoeBlade wrote:
    sport wrote:
    Got another 50 this morning.
    So the shortage is actually totally unrelated to covid. It's sport trying to build a life-sized eiffel tower out of bog rolls.
    I missed the property bubble, I missed the bitcoin bubble, not missing this one.
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Sep 2020 17:58:27 13,166 posts
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    King Shit
  • sport 25 Sep 2020 18:00:33 16,342 posts
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    Lord Bog
  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Sep 2020 18:02:36 13,166 posts
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    Baron Bumwood
  • RichDC 25 Sep 2020 18:03:05 8,930 posts
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    EMarkM wrote:
    RichDC wrote:
    You can't wipe your arse with food though can you, Einstein?
    And just what exactly the fuck do you think tortilla wraps are for?

    Eh?
    Touché
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