Oil

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  • Dirtbox 20 Apr 2020 19:29:22 91,422 posts
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    Oil market has crashed due to lack of demand, for the first time it's currently in the negative worth. If you buy a barrel, all you'll be paying for is a discounted drum. Fun stuff ahead.
  • Khanivor 20 Apr 2020 19:33:17 44,482 posts
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    So this is peak oil?
  • Dirtbox 20 Apr 2020 19:35:12 91,422 posts
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    Good time to fill your tank, for sure.
  • TechnoHippy 20 Apr 2020 19:42:01 17,520 posts
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    I had 750 litres delivered today.

    Edited by TechnoHippy at 19:42:13 20-04-2020
  • Fake_Blood 20 Apr 2020 19:43:40 10,456 posts
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    Indeed, I've heard they were filling up all those huge tankers because they don't have a place to store it all.
  • neilka 20 Apr 2020 19:46:30 23,415 posts
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    I put so much petrol in my car the other day I couldn't get in it!
  • sport 20 Apr 2020 19:51:56 16,122 posts
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    Gutter oil demand is rising though, esp with wet markets reopening.
  • captbirdseye 20 Apr 2020 19:53:57 9,646 posts
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    I does love a graph.

  • XsjadoBlaydette 20 Apr 2020 19:54:45 36 posts
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    Negative value just makes it sound like they should be paying us to take it off their hands.
  • richardiox 20 Apr 2020 19:57:34 8,720 posts
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    Your oil is worthless here boy.
  • captbirdseye 20 Apr 2020 19:58:14 9,646 posts
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    Yep. if you buy thousands of barrels then someone will pay you for it. However, you have to find somewhere to store it.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Apr 2020 19:59:13 10,031 posts
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    Should probably stop taking it out of the ground. Unlikely that there'll be loads more liquid dinosaurs being made
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 20 Apr 2020 20:03:20 25,655 posts
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    I've started bathing in it. Me and the missus do a bit of role playing. I'm a cormorant caught in an oil slick, she's a young Greenpeace volunteer looking to explore her sexuality.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Apr 2020 20:09:32 10,031 posts
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    Then I guess it must be.....crude oil

    /moustache twirl
  • anephric 20 Apr 2020 20:17:27 4,207 posts
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    Sweet, sweet crude...
  • X201 20 Apr 2020 20:27:49 20,702 posts
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    Texas tea
  • X201 20 Apr 2020 20:28:28 20,702 posts
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    You can make Vaseline from it too btw
  • Nexus_6 20 Apr 2020 20:32:34 5,081 posts
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    I hardly ever have to change the oil in my car - pretty much just get the man at the garage to do it at MOT time.

    Now if they would drop the price of petrol I would be all over that.
  • fontgeeksogood 20 Apr 2020 20:43:37 10,031 posts
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    Er, lol?
  • JoelStinty 20 Apr 2020 20:49:18 8,927 posts
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    Is this how red barrels randomly appear In the environment? (Mainly next to bad guys?)
  • Khanivor 20 Apr 2020 20:49:42 44,482 posts
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    Just wait; someone is going to ‘discover’ that oil baths cure the covaids
  • challenge_hanukkah 20 Apr 2020 20:50:05 12,845 posts
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    Is it cheaper than alcohol yet?
  • neilka 20 Apr 2020 20:50:40 23,415 posts
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    I've heard that petrol pumps cause coronavirus.

    /popcorn
  • nickthegun 20 Apr 2020 20:50:42 82,376 posts
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    Yeah, by some margin
  • Frogofdoom 20 Apr 2020 20:51:50 16,612 posts
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    Worth less than bottled water at the moment.
  • Baihu1983 20 Apr 2020 20:54:04 12,460 posts
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    Filled up a bunch of water bottles and stored them in my shed
  • Fake_Blood 20 Apr 2020 20:54:08 10,456 posts
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    We haven't heard from Greta in a while, is she still alive?
  • elstoof 20 Apr 2020 21:05:18 25,878 posts
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    Still have to pay duty on it, presumably
  • Malek86 20 Apr 2020 21:11:44 10,179 posts
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    I guess they can't just stop extracting it for a while?
  • JamboWayOh 20 Apr 2020 21:24:04 20,058 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Just wait; someone is going to ‘discover’ that oil baths cure the covaids
    I'm going with drinking oil as a form of detox. I'll even buy it for them.
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