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  • dfunked09 17 Apr 2021 09:03:12 2,077 posts
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    I've always wanted to witness a parrot saying "Oi, cunt!"
  • smoothpete 17 Apr 2021 09:10:11 37,666 posts
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    Say no more fam. Iím on it.
  • Nemesis 17 Apr 2021 09:41:23 20,085 posts
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    Not all parrots want to talk so donít take it personally if they donít even tell you to do one.
  • smoothpete 17 Apr 2021 10:43:16 37,666 posts
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    Oh heíll fucking talk

    /waterboards parrot
  • TechnoHippy 17 Apr 2021 10:58:21 19,118 posts
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    Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJMZDkrGgss ?
  • brokenkey 17 Apr 2021 15:09:10 11,031 posts
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    The threads called wildlife, so this probably doesn't count, but there's a headless pigeon in my garden.
  • Dougs 17 Apr 2021 16:00:56 99,628 posts
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    Cats rock
  • Lukus 17 Apr 2021 17:37:46 24,460 posts
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    Sounds like a warning...
  • mrpon 17 May 2021 10:36:15 37,233 posts
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    So bumblebees. My half finished extension has provided some excellent squatting opportunities for the aforementioned. Any tips for safe and humane removal? I've read about cinnamon. I've also read they may leave at the end of May but then conflicting advice saying autumn?!
  • brokenkey 17 May 2021 10:44:16 11,031 posts
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    How many of them are there?
  • mrpon 17 May 2021 11:08:23 37,233 posts
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    One or two pootling in and out. It's an exposed two skin wall with lovely warm insulation in the middle!

    I went over to try and cover it and a dozen or so buzzed out!
  • brokenkey 17 May 2021 11:10:16 11,031 posts
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    Well you could smoke them out, that's how professional beekepers get bees out of hives. Try not to set fire to your house.
  • Lukus 17 May 2021 11:28:22 24,460 posts
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    Try saying Candyman three times in a mirror and see what happens.
  • Dirt3 17 May 2021 11:35:03 1,643 posts
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    Open windows.

    Bumble bees fly out.

    Close windows.
  • elstoof 17 May 2021 11:50:43 27,430 posts
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    Youíve got to go in there and get the Queen then eat her head off in front of the watching drones, theyíll worship their new lord instead
  • mrpon 17 May 2021 12:08:22 37,233 posts
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    I'm seeing if Tina Turner is free.

  • Alastair 17 May 2021 15:44:46 24,783 posts
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    Dirt3 wrote:
    Open windows.

    Bumble bees fly out.

    Close windows.
    Half read mrpon's post

    Post incorrect advice

    Navigate to a different thread
  • Murbs 18 May 2021 22:57:22 25,119 posts
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  • Murbs 18 May 2021 22:57:22 25,119 posts
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    BATS

    https://www.instagram.com/p/CN3DF51jWtv/?utm_medium=copy_link
  • smoothpete 27 May 2021 07:08:38 37,666 posts
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    2 muntjac homies in the garden this morning eating my delicious trees. Right under the back window too. I must get the trail camera set up again today
  • brokenkey 27 May 2021 09:24:12 11,031 posts
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    I think this belongs here

    https://twitter.com/ginoiseau/status/1395677801739554821
  • TechnoHippy 27 May 2021 11:25:38 19,118 posts
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    I love how adamant the kid is :-)
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