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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Genji 19,682 posts
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Registered 13 years agoVindictive Movie Studio Threatens to Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel
Zaiff emphasized that even the most discerning movie fans will have little choice but to watch the new film.
"And for all you snobby fucks who say you wouldn't come within a mile of this fucking movie, we've got plans for you, too," Zaiff said. "You're not safe from this shit-show. Who's your favorite actor? Frank Langella? Malkovich? How about John-fucking-Malkovich? We'll dangle so much money in front of his face he'll sell out faster than a five-dollar whore."
"Just try us," Zaiff continued. "I swear to God, I will personally dig up Stanley Kubrick's rotting corpse and attach him to this project myself if I have to."
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terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Registered 13 years agoCurrent issue of the Onion is brilliant.
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Genji 19,682 posts
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That's fucking GOLD. -
terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPearOfAnguish wrote:
Current issue of the Onion is brilliant.
They've put a lot of effort into the re-branding.
THAT IS AMAZINGLY GOOD!
I love the video China celebrates its status as the world's number one polluter, with wonderful quotes from the Chinese Ambassador: "If pollution ruins a river, we will build a new river. If pollution destroys a mountain, we will build a new mountain" -
terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI recommend you check out the Yu Wan Mei website .gif)
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Bengali will not be pleased! -
terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Popzeus 8,425 posts
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cubbymoore 36,677 posts
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Registered 14 years ago"We've since learned that the fun site runs false and juicy reports based on a historic incident"
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_Price_ 3,071 posts
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Registered 11 years agocubbymoore wrote:
"We've since learned that the fun site runs false and juicy reports based on a historic incident"
That's... one way of putting it I guess.
"We've since learned to get a sense of humour."
: ) I guess they thought it'd be an easy way to fill column inches. -
Genji 19,682 posts
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Registered 13 years agoHeh, nice.
I think it was funnier when that happened to the Chinese media, though. -
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Genji 19,682 posts
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Love the picture.
"Come to think of it, he was moving at a pace that didn't seem human," spectator Mark Rolland said. "And when the marathon was over, the American flag they tried to drape around him didn't even come close to fitting around his body."
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Great stuff. -
Bill-Gates-is-Evil 8,934 posts
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Registered 16 years agoterminalterror wrote:
Modern Warfare 3 to be the most realistic depiction of combat yet
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Looks awesome, but it makes you wonder... is this stealth advertising? Serious question. Maybe Infinity Ward PAID for that video, it looks like it took some IW involvement for those scenes. Also, the moon landings were fake -
Tomo 15,830 posts
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Registered 15 years agoProbably had some involvement yeah, but when it turns out to be genuinely good, I don't care. Decent advertising imo. -
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Registered 16 years agoyeah i dont care if its advertising or not, i love it -
Genji 19,682 posts
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Registered 13 years agoZombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
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localnotail 23,072 posts
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Registered 9 years agoexcellent. I've got a Zombie Card (like a Donor Card) somewhere with a picture of Reagan on it - glad to see it proved prescient.
The Onion newspaper is available for on the streets of Washington in those pull down paper things, I managed to find a couple of weeks worth in the time I was there last month. How much better would it be to get that on the bus that the bloody Metro? -
terminalterror 18,932 posts
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Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
The interview with Hannity.... priceless.
Utterly brilliant! -
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Oh noes, major slut spillage -
In other news, the new apple laptop will come pre-loaded with a half-written coming of age novel....
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