The "let's hide somewhere from the spam" thread

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  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 01:48:28 24,398 posts
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    I don't want to shit up the report spammer thread with irrelevant nonsense, so this dugout has been... dug out as a safe haven for the last remaining humans in this wasteland of tech support spam. It is the last bastion of resistance against our bot overlords.

    JOIN ME FELLOW HUMANS
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 01:51:54 24,398 posts
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    /plays harmonica sadly
  • theguy 11 Sep 2020 01:56:05 986 posts
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    At this point I'm thinking of joining them
    It's the only way.

    Edited by theguy at 01:56:26 11-09-2020
  • Nanocrystal 11 Sep 2020 01:57:53 2,208 posts
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    Yesss... call the 1-800-236-3276 Spambot helpline now Molaaa...
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 01:58:56 24,398 posts
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    THEY'RE BREAKING THROUGH THE DOORS
  • neilka 11 Sep 2020 01:58:59 23,549 posts
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    0118 999 881 99 9119 7253
  • damagedinc 11 Sep 2020 02:01:38 2,917 posts
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    I've heard rumours, that there is a place where the outbreak no longer exists?

    However this is a safe place for now, maybe we should consider a supply run?

    * damagedinc lights the campfire as mola ram provides sad blues harmonica, a child coughing painfully as the northern wind dances between the leaves providing a blanket of noise that provides a comfort in this dangerous world.

    Edited by damagedinc at 02:02:11 11-09-2020
  • Nanocrystal 11 Sep 2020 02:05:07 2,208 posts
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    Ah yes, the legendary "Mumsnet". Surely such a place is just a rumour.
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 02:08:59 24,398 posts
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    I... I remember a time. Long, long ago. Fresh, green threads for as long as the eye could see, filled with posts of colourful insults, cloaked ladies, and I guess some discussion of the old-time games of yore.

    That was before. Before the clones came. They were great times.

    Well, pretty good times.

    Not entirely shit times?
  • Khanivor 11 Sep 2020 02:32:42 44,563 posts
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    What do you mean they cut the power?
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 02:55:54 24,398 posts
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    /plays guitar sadly
  • thelzdking 11 Sep 2020 02:59:29 10,188 posts
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    The irony is that I actually need some tech support right now. My organisation's IT is so unbelievably fucking woeful that it's taken them over six weeks to install a piece of software on my machine.

    They've finally done it... but they haven't activated the licence. Roll on another six weeks or more...
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 03:06:34 24,398 posts
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    I stole some whiskey from the Eurogamer pub.

    /passes around
  • thelzdking 11 Sep 2020 03:09:40 10,188 posts
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    I'd love a whiskey right now.
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 04:24:35 24,398 posts
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    /plays vuvuzela sadly
  • Mola_Ram 11 Sep 2020 04:54:08 24,398 posts
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    PARP PARP PARP-PARP-PARP PARP-PARP-PARP-PARP PARP-PARP
  • JoeBlade 11 Sep 2020 05:13:26 5,245 posts
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    2020, what a year. If a pandemic wasn't enough, we got a spamdemic on top.
    How I long for the simpler times of achievement binders and bread bins.

    Pass on the whiskey. And did anyone bring any mustard?
  • Trowel 11 Sep 2020 05:21:02 23,660 posts
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    I'm impressed they got an image in the subject title - 18 years or whatever and I didn't know that works.

    https://youtu.be/M1S5BvsTNSQ
  • JoeBlade 11 Sep 2020 05:31:03 5,245 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    PARP PARP PARP-PARP-PARP PARP-PARP-PARP-PARP PARP-PARP
    That's no vuvuzela!
  • Nanocrystal 11 Sep 2020 05:36:39 2,208 posts
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    The spam is just there to keep our healthy threads spaced 1.5m apart.
  • JoelStinty 11 Sep 2020 06:10:21 8,982 posts
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    You guys safe in here?
  • challenge_hanukkah 11 Sep 2020 06:14:59 13,057 posts
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    I need a poo
  • Ron_Justice 11 Sep 2020 06:21:48 3,242 posts
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    They're heeeeere...

    They also made it into the Mod zone this time. Guess I'll come back later today once the mods have ruined their ban fingers again.
  • JoeBlade 11 Sep 2020 06:38:08 5,245 posts
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    damagedinc wrote:
    However this is a safe place for now, maybe we should consider a supply run?
    I tried. Goodness, I tried. Seventeen pages of nothing but tech support numbers as far as the eye could see. Then I realized it was all pointless.

    I had to drag myself back here before it was too late. They're everywhere. Everywhere.
  • Red_Bool 11 Sep 2020 06:49:38 2,053 posts
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    /stumbles in, panting...

    Tech...Support...Everwhere...

    /collapses
  • Frogofdoom 11 Sep 2020 06:53:04 16,891 posts
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    Shall we all move to mumsnet, i think they will be most accepting of us.
  • Zippity-zap 11 Sep 2020 06:58:46 567 posts
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    I’m here to fix your ‘puters heh heh heh...
  • IRWATWO 11 Sep 2020 07:14:54 768 posts
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    Nanocrystal wrote:
    The spam is just there to keep our healthy threads spaced 1.5m apart.
    You must have a really, really big monitor.
  • askew 11 Sep 2020 07:30:24 21,805 posts
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    Jeaus. 10 pages of it. Is it a bot or is some sack of shit paying developing world workers a few cents for each?
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