ShogunAssassin wrote: Shave it all off now to spare yourself the despair |
So... anybody going bald yet?
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X201 22,150 posts
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoScratch that!! Just taken a photo of my head, I'm exactly II
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malteaserhead 13,443 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThat's hardly bald at all
I feel used now
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoJimmy White endorsed that spray on hair shit, try that. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Stinking VA!
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malteaserhead 13,443 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe 'winner' so far is you! -
simiankid 659 posts
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Registered 20 years agoGuess I'm IV at the mo.
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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Nexus_6 6,169 posts
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Registered 17 years ago1. Get a cat. One that matches your hair colour as closely as possible.
2. Keep cat to inside your flat/house for 2 weeks. Feed regularly as normal cat.
3. After 2 weeks, get a rubber glove and put it on. Moisten glove with water from tap.
4. Rub gently over surfaces of furniture such as sofa, bed etc
5. Apply Pritt-Stick or spray glue to your bonce.
6. Attach massive wad of cat hair collected from your actions at point 4.
7. Get down the barbers to get it cut into shape. NB - do not comb vigorously. -
malteaserhead 13,443 posts
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Registered 17 years agoSmuggo wrote:
Hmm. Although people report getting great results from it, and are obviously happy with the impact, you can go a little too far with it.
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Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoWhat?
I am in total denial! I cant be the baldest man!
I tell people I shave my hair when they describe me as bald.
This couldn't come at a worse time, I am supposed to meet some German birds tomorrow night, and this baldness plus my two weeks of gluttony isn't condusive to me getting my boom boom on.
Fat and bald!
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sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLoad "$" wrote:
What?
I am in total denial! I cant be the baldest man!
I tell people I shave my hair when they describe me as bald.
This couldn't come at a worse time, I am supposed to meet some German birds tomorrow night, and this baldness plus my two weeks of gluttony isn't condusive to me getting my boom boom on.
Fat and bald!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wear the beige Load. Wear the beige!!! -
CosmicFuzz 32,632 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI found my first grey hair a couple of months back. I'm 23. I don't think I really care about going grew. Rather grey than bald.
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ShogunAssassin 471 posts
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Registered 14 years agoX201 wrote:
ShogunAssassin wrote:
I'm at III, I guess. And I'm 23...
Shave it all off now to spare yourself the despair
I trim it with a machine regularly, so it's not too bad. -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI'm a VII.
Been shaving my own head for years. I don't shave it down to the skin, though... I leave some stubble. -
Fletche 3,418 posts
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Registered 14 years ago38 and a full head of hair that grows at a super fast rate, my dad is nearly 80 and still has to shave his head because, well mainly because he is nearly 80 and can't be arsed to deal with a full head of hair every morning.
Been going grey since my teens though, hair dye is a wonderful thing
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ShogunAssassin 471 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI wouldn't mind going grey if that meant I got too keep my hair... -
DUFFMAN5 26,890 posts
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Registered 17 years ago38 and hardly any receding, crap hair line though due to poxy "cows licks" I have 3 ffs!but I would say around 30% grey/silver and the rest is going grey quick (started around 25?)
My Dad 61 is nearly bald (shaves it, well my sisters does it) my Grandad is 80+ and bald. Good chance at some point I will lose it, shave it then and make "Guns" bigger
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dsmx 8,640 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNo-one in my family is bald so it's very unlikely I'll ever go bald. 
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Dave_McCoy 3,410 posts
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Registered 14 years agoLoad "$" wrote:
localnotail wrote:
FWIW I think you would look daft with too much hair. Plus baldness is a symbol of virility.
Everyone says this. Except for people that new me in my golden days.
It is untrue, I used to have awesome hair and it made me better looking dammit!
Now I just sit in my rocking chair, chewing tobaccy and cussing at rats.
I should be out having it off with buxom lasses and sexy secretaries.
Its a cruel trick of mother nature that I am filled with excess testosterone and virility and yet robbed of a glorious mane with which to attract the required amount of ladeez.
This!
My hair is receeding quickly. It grows quick mind, where I have it left. I did really well with the ladies in my early twenties when I had the glorious mane of hair. Now, I'm lucky to get a sniff. I'm very close to getting the old clippers out and giving it the one all over but I really think I'll look stupid bald....although it seems it's inevitiable.
If I make it to 30 with hair I'll be happy....then another 10 years or so of lonely baldness then I'm offing myself.gif)
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Registered 14 years agoDave_McCoy wrote:
Load "$" wrote:
localnotail wrote:
FWIW I think you would look daft with too much hair. Plus baldness is a symbol of virility.
Everyone says this. Except for people that new me in my golden days.
It is untrue, I used to have awesome hair and it made me better looking dammit!
Now I just sit in my rocking chair, chewing tobaccy and cussing at rats.
I should be out having it off with buxom lasses and sexy secretaries.
Its a cruel trick of mother nature that I am filled with excess testosterone and virility and yet robbed of a glorious mane with which to attract the required amount of ladeez.
This!
My hair is receeding quickly. It grows quick mind, where I have it left. I did really well with the ladies in my early twenties when I had the glorious mane of hair. Now, I'm lucky to get a sniff. I'm very close to getting the old clippers out and giving it the one all over but I really think I'll look stupid bald....although it seems it's inevitiable.
If I make it to 30 with hair I'll be happy....then another 10 years or so of lonely baldness then I'm offing myself
You should be doing fine with the ladies...i mean you look like Nick Cage! There's gotta be a decent amount of coochy that want a diddle with a star (lookaslikeeee)..gif)
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agparrot 11,901 posts
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Registered 19 years agoLukus wrote:
Stem cells hold the key to a cure for baldness.
Yeah, to hell with curing cancer! Go Stem Cells! -
Lukus 24,639 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThe sooner they sort this out the better. I'm not macho looking enough to pull off the bald look. -
HoraceGoesSquiffy 1,563 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI don't like the fact that I'm balder than the stock image "average bald guy" pictured in that article. -
ronuds 21,781 posts
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Registered 15 years agoThat's the average bald-ING guy. If you're bald, you don't have that much hair.
I already know the cure for baldness, though - and it's whatever my grandfather-in-law is taking for his heart. The man is 80+ years old and has been bald for probably 50 years. Since he's been taking the medication, he now has more hair than I do (which isn't saying much, but still). :/ -
Got my hair cut yesterday and she tells me my hair is getting thinner. I've always had nice thick hair. She says "You're not going bald but I've been cutting your hair for a while and I can definitely notice it getting thinner", and now that is ALL I can think about.
A HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR TO YOU TOO -
My hair is going a bit thin at the front corners(?)...I'm still in my 20's
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