| I'm at clippers all over at the shortest setting (grade 0?), yolo. |
So... anybody going bald yet?
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David_Richardson 1,332 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNot gloating, but I'm incredibly glad I haven't lost a single hair at the age of 38, and that my dad kept his hair until he died too. This is mostly because if I shave my head it looks like a reduced for clearance potato. -
LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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Useless hair? -
LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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Haha fair enough. Though the back of my head is a bit pointy. I could use it as a weapon -
LegendaryApe wrote:
Yea, that hair on your head. Useless.
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LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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What about facial hair? I have a ginger beard and I gotta say I loves it -
Had a baboon's arse on the back of my head for about a decade now. Still haven't got used to the splat of raindrops on skin up there 
Worst part was how I found out. There I was, going about my business being chuffed that I wasn't bald when several of my mates were already, and then I saw myself on video - and I was like: WTF, I'm bald?! And then I was like: That shit didn't happen overnight, and no-one told me?!
I guess I was never very vain to begin with, otherwise I might've kept closer tabs on what was going on back there ... and I had stupidly long hair at the time, which explains why I hadn't had that little revelation sooner, courtesy of the barber's mirror.
Anyway, long hair and a slappy patch really isn't a good look, so (what remained of) the mane had to go. Bah
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TitanWarlord93 475 posts
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Registered 5 years agoJust had a buzz cut which left me some patchy hair so it didn't look good at the start but since some of its growing, it now looks better. -
LegendaryApe wrote:
I'd love to have a beard but my facial hair is fucking rubbish
@DrStrangelove
What about facial hair? I have a ginger beard and I gotta say I loves it
So to make up for it, I shave my head. -
I'm bald down below. Ladies love the plucked turkey look. -
DaM 17,729 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI've got a thinning bit on top. I asked my barber for advice. They said if I saw any hair on the floor I liked the look of, they could try and glue it on. And then laughed. -
Vortex808 15,593 posts
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KD 3,575 posts
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Registered 16 years agoBeen shaving my head with bare clippers for a few years now, it wasn't the baldness that got me but the grey hair starting when I hit 30, was sorted and happy for a bit until I looked below and found them there as well, now doing the plucked turkey as mentioned above.
Fear baldness but it's the grey that gets you in the end.
My baldness isn't too bad, the island above my forehead hasn't separated from the continent of hair quite yet.
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Rusty_M 7,172 posts
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Registered 14 years agoghostgate2001 wrote:
I found out when I got sunburn up there on honeymoon. Didn't notice until I got in the shower. I knew I was receeding from the front, but didn't notice the thinning at the crown.
Had a baboon's arse on the back of my head for about a decade now. Still haven't got used to the splat of raindrops on skin up there
Worst part was how I found out. There I was, going about my business being chuffed that I wasn't bald when several of my mates were already, and then I saw myself on video - and I was like: WTF, I'm bald?! And then I was like: That shit didn't happen overnight, and no-one told me?!
I guess I was never very vain to begin with, otherwise I might've kept closer tabs on what was going on back there ... and I had stupidly long hair at the time, which explains why I hadn't had that little revelation sooner, courtesy of the barber's mirror.
Anyway, long hair and a slappy patch really isn't a good look, so (what remained of) the mane had to go. Bah
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dai_bonehead 555 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI had awesome curly hair as a teenager. Started receding at 19. Tried to cover it with a cap until at 21 decided to take control and shave it off. It didn't help that i have an odd shaped head so felt really self conscious.
I'd advise any tefal headed teenagers to do the same. Going bald at that age is difficult but is made harder by not confronting yourself that it is happening.
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Blakester 5,234 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI was clipping my hair to number 1 from the age of 30 to hide my gradual balding, then to 0 from the age of 35. Now in my early 40's I'm using a Mach 3 every few days. It's a pain but I'm quite comfortable now having no hair.
Facebook seems determined to sell me one of these elaborate stick on wigs though. It's advertised in my news feed almost every day. Apparently I can go swimming in it and everything! -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoGlad I'm not the only one who got those ads. Bloody facebook. Who wrote that code?
Photo analysis.... working... baldy needs wig....activate adverts. -
TommyUnderwear 393 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI was starting to thin at the age of 18/19 and shaved it when I hit 21. Best decision I ever made as I never worried about going or being bald whereas up until that point it was always on my mind. My advice to anyone going bald, don't try to hide it. Just get rid
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AceGrace 3,464 posts
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Registered 11 years agodai_bonehead wrote:
Dai_bonehead at 18.
I had awesome curly hair as a teenager. Started receding at 19. Tried to cover it with a cap until at 21 decided to take control and shave it off. It didn't help that i have an odd shaped head so felt really self conscious.
I'd advise any tefal headed teenagers to do the same. Going bald at that age is difficult but is made harder by not confronting yourself that it is happening.

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Garfy 1,558 posts
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Registered 16 years agoNo bald spot or grey hair at 41. It may be unmanageable curls but at least there's plenty of it. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoAll bald people should wear wigs. There's nothing quite compares to the joy of spotting someone wearing a shit wig. -
sport 17,064 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThere are always options fellow baldies.
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BizarreK 106 posts
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Registered 13 years agoWill need plenty of hair wax
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You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoHave any other fellow baldies gone all the way, and started wet shaving? I’ve been down to less than zero for years (I use a 0.2mm blade) so it feels like it wouldn’t make a massive difference to go full bald, but I wonder how much that tiny bit of stubble counts for something. -
My mother has very thick blonde hair and my father very thin dark brown hair, and so given that I inherited my father's hair colour I always assumed that I'd soon follow him with him starting to go bald at 28.
But I'm 36 in a month from now and not a receding hairline or bald patch in sight - only the odd grey hair. I guess I got my mother's genes after all (my grandmother on her side at 87 still has brown hair and has only been going slightly grey in the past five years).
If anything, I have the problem that I can't get to the hairdresser's fast enough to keep it trimmed. I cut it down to a grade 5 with clippers and it's already an unmanagable mop three weeks later. My hair's so thick that it chokes anything other than professional clippers.
The funny thing, I know I should be grateful for it, but I wouldn't have had a problem with going bald. -
anephric 5,274 posts
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Registered 14 years agoI wet shaved a couple of times but the irritation after was nasty and I got ingrowing hairs so fuck that shit.
I've looked at hair removal cream to go full Lex Luthor but it's nasty on your scalp apparently. The only ones that really exist are marketed at black guys and are formulated especially. And even then they're harsh. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoWent bald due to medication, did not like it. My head looks weird bald. Soooo glad my hair is growing back albeit a different texture and colour. -
Great sentence. How's the writing career going? -
SpaceMonkey77 wrote:
Best was as standard to avoid is keep it low, & when the grey arrive, keep it lower & cool.
Love my balls cupped & it feels nice when the kid blows.
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