A Sweet Encounter • Non-Gaming • Humour • Eurogamer.net

DaisyD 8 Aug 2005 19:40:39 11,816 posts
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Just got sent this today, so sorry to anyone who's seen it before!

Mr. Cadbury & Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey.
It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
Her asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her milky way.

They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.

However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising....
So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught VD.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All-Sorts!!!

mal 8 Aug 2005 20:05:41 29,326 posts
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Heh. Very droll. And new to me, too.

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Heh heh, that was pretty funny.

DaisyD 8 Aug 2005 20:12:36 11,816 posts
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Mapster wrote:
Is VD a chocolate bar?

If not, then a chocolate bar should be the cure!!

Orange 8 Aug 2005 20:14:33 5,170 posts
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I'm sure this is similar to a Rich Hall routine from a few years ago, making a comic story using sweets.

DaisyD 8 Aug 2005 20:17:45 11,816 posts
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Mapster wrote:
Daisy, you're famous!

I like short shorts . . . .

mal 8 Aug 2005 20:23:08 29,326 posts
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Mapster wrote:
Daisy, you're famous!

Boo! I just tried to vote in your latest poll (for Close Encounters, as it happens) and I get a 'not authorized to carry out this operation'. Boo, boo and thrice boo!

mal 8 Aug 2005 20:39:57 29,326 posts
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Cheers!

DaisyD 8 Aug 2005 20:50:08 11,816 posts
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He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.

Maybe that should be my new chat-up line!

Edited by DaisyD at 20:51:06 08-08-2005