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Is there a better biscuit? • Page 4
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Nasty 4,840 posts
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoI think I've just drowned in a puddle of my own drool.
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Ocrovastru 696 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe McVities Raspberry and White chocolate cookies....Oh yes!! Give it to me you lovely biscuit bastard!!! Yeah, Just like that. -
Fat-Boy 4,300 posts
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Registered 17 years agopjmaybe wrote:
famous_roy wrote:
One more thing.. Tim Tams!
Oh god now you are TALKING! I nearly cried with joy when Tescos started selling these but we don't get half as many different varieties here as they get in Oz. No Tia Maria flavoured ones for starters.
Peej
I've just had my first Tim Tam, a Chewy Caramel flavour one.
I think I'll be going back to Sainsbury's for another couple of packets. Expect Fat Boy to be Morbidly Obese Boy in a month or two. -
famous_roy 4,126 posts
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Registered 16 years agodirigiblebill wrote:
Nothing beats momma's own Yankee peanut butter cup cakes (alright, not technically a biscuit, but you've got to make allowances for nationality). Five hundred calories a square millimetre according to made-up statistics. The neutron star of snackage.
/studies nearby cup cake
/spontaneously contracts scurvy
Come on now, we gotta have some limits. I love lemon cheesecake but I've kept that little ditty to myself. Cup cakes are not biscuits, they just aren't.
Feel free to make a small cakes thread maybe? Angel slices ftw! -
It is of course the Tunnocks Caramel Log. -
Armoured_Bear 31,234 posts
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Registered 10 years agoI just tried Knoppers.
They're awesome!!

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askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years ago^^ agree. Local Sainsburys has got a whole section of these Polish yum-yums and I've been working my way through them. They do love a good wafer! -
retro74 3,802 posts
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Registered 13 years agoI had a Knoppers a couple of weeks back, I was underwhelmed
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Had the odd Knoppers as a kid. Always felt like the rich man's Hanuta. -
Armoured_Bear 31,234 posts
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Registered 10 years agoretro74 wrote:
Suggest a better biscuit .
I had a Knoppers a couple of weeks back, I was underwhelmed
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neilka 24,025 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDo not let him force his Knoppers down your throat. -
retro74 3,802 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@Armoured_Bear I challenge you with the Lotus Biscoff Chocolate
Quite rare so when you get your hands on one it's a lovely moment
They piss all over your Knoppers -
RawShark 2,207 posts
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Registered 10 years agoYou are all merely gilding the lily.
For there already exists a biscuit with such integrity that no tea can break it...
The Jammy Dodger is and has always been the pinnacle of biscuitdom and knows no equal. -
retro74 3,802 posts
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Registered 13 years agoDidn't Jammie Dodgers used to be jam AND cream back in the 80s? I could have sworn they were
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askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThe Dodger tastes of cardboard and has a shit crumb.
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The cream was banned by the EU because we refused to call it cream style filling product. It'll be back when we leave the EU. OK, we'll won't get cream but it'll still have jam. We're probably going to lose the jam, but we'll still have Hob Nobs. Right, the government are stockpiling Tesco saver knock off Rich Tea so we'll still have some sort of biscuit.
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