Is there a better biscuit? Page 4

  • Nasty 23 Jul 2007 14:47:57 4,840 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Just in case anyone has missed out on Pimp My Snack

    Giant Custard Cream of Genuis

    Party Ring of Joy (oooo matron etc)


    Edited by smoothpete at 14:36:01 23-07-2007

    The Alpha Jaffa O_O
  • pjmaybe 23 Jul 2007 14:50:15 70,666 posts
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    I think I've just drowned in a puddle of my own drool.

    Peej
  • Ocrovastru 24 Jul 2007 01:03:47 696 posts
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    The McVities Raspberry and White chocolate cookies....Oh yes!! Give it to me you lovely biscuit bastard!!! Yeah, Just like that.
  • Fat-Boy 25 Jul 2007 09:46:52 4,300 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    famous_roy wrote:
    One more thing.. Tim Tams!

    Oh god now you are TALKING! I nearly cried with joy when Tescos started selling these but we don't get half as many different varieties here as they get in Oz. No Tia Maria flavoured ones for starters.

    Peej


    I've just had my first Tim Tam, a Chewy Caramel flavour one.

    I think I'll be going back to Sainsbury's for another couple of packets. Expect Fat Boy to be Morbidly Obese Boy in a month or two.
  • famous_roy 25 Jul 2007 09:50:55 4,126 posts
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    dirigiblebill wrote:
    Nothing beats momma's own Yankee peanut butter cup cakes (alright, not technically a biscuit, but you've got to make allowances for nationality). Five hundred calories a square millimetre according to made-up statistics. The neutron star of snackage.

    /studies nearby cup cake
    /spontaneously contracts scurvy

    Come on now, we gotta have some limits. I love lemon cheesecake but I've kept that little ditty to myself. Cup cakes are not biscuits, they just aren't.

    Feel free to make a small cakes thread maybe? Angel slices ftw!
  • Deleted user 25 July 2007 09:52:36
    It is of course the Tunnocks Caramel Log.
  • Armoured_Bear 31 Jul 2018 15:41:01 31,234 posts
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    I just tried Knoppers.

    They're awesome!!




  • askew 31 Jul 2018 15:47:11 24,121 posts
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    ^^ agree. Local Sainsburys has got a whole section of these Polish yum-yums and I've been working my way through them. They do love a good wafer!
  • retro74 31 Jul 2018 16:04:20 3,802 posts
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    I had a Knoppers a couple of weeks back, I was underwhelmed

    Boring
  • Deleted user 31 July 2018 16:09:33
    Had the odd Knoppers as a kid. Always felt like the rich man's Hanuta.
  • Armoured_Bear 31 Jul 2018 16:16:52 31,234 posts
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    retro74 wrote:
    I had a Knoppers a couple of weeks back, I was underwhelmed

    Boring
    Suggest a better biscuit .
  • neilka 31 Jul 2018 16:21:45 24,025 posts
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    Do not let him force his Knoppers down your throat.
  • retro74 31 Jul 2018 16:44:27 3,802 posts
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    @Armoured_Bear I challenge you with the Lotus Biscoff Chocolate

    Quite rare so when you get your hands on one it's a lovely moment

    They piss all over your Knoppers
  • RawShark 31 Jul 2018 16:56:25 2,207 posts
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    You are all merely gilding the lily.

    For there already exists a biscuit with such integrity that no tea can break it...

    The Jammy Dodger is and has always been the pinnacle of biscuitdom and knows no equal.
  • retro74 31 Jul 2018 16:59:50 3,802 posts
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    Didn't Jammie Dodgers used to be jam AND cream back in the 80s? I could have sworn they were

    When did they change?
  • askew 31 Jul 2018 17:10:41 24,121 posts
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    The Dodger tastes of cardboard and has a shit crumb.

    There, I said it.
  • Deleted user 31 July 2018 17:16:15
    The cream was banned by the EU because we refused to call it cream style filling product. It'll be back when we leave the EU. OK, we'll won't get cream but it'll still have jam. We're probably going to lose the jam, but we'll still have Hob Nobs. Right, the government are stockpiling Tesco saver knock off Rich Tea so we'll still have some sort of biscuit.
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