| Maybe I'll never be able to fly without my foreskin. Or maybe that's what my appendix was for |
Circumcised penises • Page 5
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fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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X201 22,150 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI knew someone would come back with “What about the appendix”
Read the latest research on it. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoHoly shit it can make you turn invisible -
LegendaryApe 2,498 posts
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Registered 10 years agoHarry Potter's invisibility cloak must have been made from appendixes.
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agodavidfowles wrote:
If it’s wet you’re doing something wrong, there’s no glands releasing fluid constantly under there. Have you been talking to Liam Neeson
The way I describe it is, poke your tongue out until it dries out. Then, leave it poked out for the rest of your life.
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoJYM60 wrote:
Snipping off the end of your penis is quite an odd family tradition. Although we always used to play Trivial Pursuit on Boxing Day so what do I know.
I was circumsised at a fairly young age, maybe around 6 or 7. AFAIK just because it was family tradition. I do think it looks better, but I am biased. My mates did rake me a bit about it saying I'd a porn star cock, and always telling people for some reason.
If it's meant to stop people wanking it certainly didn't work. I was a rabid masturbator back in the day. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoYou also put butter in your coffee -
You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoSlightly confused about it being ‘dried out’ or unsightly scarring.
There is no scarring. And is it supposed to be moist? -
mrpon 37,366 posts
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Registered 15 years agoPorn guys always wet their fingers to rub over their snipped dicks. -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoYou-can-call-me-kal wrote:
How dry we talking? There's a moistness there but not wet to touch. Kind of like a really well baked Victoria sponge.
Slightly confused about it being ‘dried out’ or unsightly scarring.
There is no scarring. And is it supposed to be moist? -
Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoAlthough mine does naturally peep out a touch in its resting state. -
You-can-call-me-kal 23,013 posts
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Registered 15 years agoI would say that sounds about right. -
Bichii 4,672 posts
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Registered 4 years agoA mighty impressive 132 posts in less than a day and we haven't even seen DB's mandarin trick yet. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoHaving seen a picture of the coffee machine in his kitchen, the horrors of what lies beneath DBs foreskin makes me feel genuinely queasy. I reckon they could extract dinosaur DNA from the fossilized smegma -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThis might be acceptable content for the wee hours in the colonies, but not over tea and crumpets. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoDid a little Wikipedia research over breakfast and apparently foreskins are used in skin grafts, fibroblasts and interferon based drugs - perhaps there’s an untapped potential for post brexit industry if we start a national circumcision drive? How big would a pile of ~30m foreskins be? -
Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYou-can-call-me-kal wrote:
You don't watch enough porn, I've seen some horror show scars. Looks like they've been circumcised with a knife and fork. One poor lad looked like the ridge of his helmet was hacked off, his hard-on bent almost 90 degrees to one side and it looked like he had a bunch of extra banjo strings.
Slightly confused about it being ‘dried out’ or unsightly scarring.
There is no scarring. And is it supposed to be moist?
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fontgeeksogood wrote:
'Flying without my foreskin. A PES story.'
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoelstoof wrote:
Calamari too.
Did a little Wikipedia research over breakfast and apparently foreskins are used in skin grafts, fibroblasts and interferon based drugs - perhaps there’s an untapped potential for post brexit industry if we start a national circumcision drive? How big would a pile of ~30m foreskins be? -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoA much needed boost for seafood exporters -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoMini onion rings. Make britain great again. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoBritish biltong -
Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYou may gloat, but you're crying on the inside.
Of your trouser. -
SolidSCB 16,771 posts
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Registered 12 years agoThe real surgery we need worked on is one to stop that random, once every other month occurrence where your piss comes out like the Bellagio fountain and you have to try and aim two separate streams going in opposite directions into the bowl. -
Load_2.0 33,582 posts
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Registered 18 years agoJar openers, friendship bracelets, hair ties, exercise bands.
This is the Brexit innovation we need.Get snipping and let's get UK exports moving! -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years agoAsk not what your country can do for you -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoGuys I think we’ve discovered a genuinely sustainable, renewable industry
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restoration_device
NSFW
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Dual_Tension_Restorer_%28DTR%29_applied.jpg
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Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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Registered 19 years agoLooks like it shoots the bellend at attackers when startled. -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoJust typing my government grant application for a new foreskin farming venture -
"Things I have wrapped my foreskin over"
#43 - wooden shoe tree
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