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  • Deleted user 6 January 2021 10:23:20
    Wayne wrote:
    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Dead Foreskin Mask
    Slayer reference acknowledged.
    ANGEL OF DEATH... FORESKIN MASK!
  • Deleted user 6 January 2021 10:23:33
    Damned new page.
  • richarddavies 6 Jan 2021 10:24:02 8,312 posts
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    I put this in the Random musings thread a few months ago when the subject of foreskins came up.

    richarddavies wrote:
    I have my foreskin, but I've had it rolled down since childhood. It now just stays down by itself like if I was cut.

    I'm basically like Blade, the daywalker. Best of both.
  • IRWATWO 6 Jan 2021 10:27:17 1,378 posts
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    richarddavies wrote:
    I put this in the Random musings thread a few months ago when the subject of foreskins came up.

    richarddavies wrote:
    I have my foreskin, but I've had it rolled down since childhood. It now just stays down by itself like if I was cut.

    I'm basically like Blade, the daywalker. Best of both.
    You should speak to Netflix, they could get 3 series out of that.Just need a good title.
  • BreadBinLidHero 6 Jan 2021 10:28:01 10,801 posts
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    Don't you mean 'rolled up'? Or are their even weirder things going on down there?
  • retro74 6 Jan 2021 10:29:02 3,798 posts
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    Rolled back would be the more appropriate term
  • IRWATWO 6 Jan 2021 10:29:51 1,378 posts
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    'Rolling Back'. That would work.
  • JamboWayOh 6 Jan 2021 10:30:43 25,236 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Don't you mean 'rolled up'? Or are their even weirder things going on down there?
    Yes, I need more information...
  • richarddavies 6 Jan 2021 10:31:19 8,312 posts
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    thelzdking wrote:
    Don't you mean 'rolled up'? Or are their even weirder things going on down there?
    I keep singing rolled up now in the style of the song word up by Cameo.

  • richarddavies 6 Jan 2021 10:32:11 8,312 posts
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    JamboWayOh wrote:
    thelzdking wrote:
    Don't you mean 'rolled up'? Or are their even weirder things going on down there?
    Yes, I need more information...
    Nah, rolled up would be, well...up wouldn't it?
  • Carlo 6 Jan 2021 10:39:02 21,801 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    In my religion people who make overtly reductive arguments and draw false equivalences that completely miss all historical context and cultural nuance aren’t worth having any kind of discussion with.
    Why not throw that religion away then. I think the god story and all that bollocks was pretty comprehensively deconstructed by Father Dougal years ago.

    https://twitter.com/FrTedQOTD/status/774312977587634176
  • Dirtbox 6 Jan 2021 10:40:34 92,595 posts
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    That depends on which position you tend to look at dicks from.
  • LegendaryApe 6 Jan 2021 10:42:26 2,498 posts
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    @Dirtbox

    Above or below?
  • richarddavies 6 Jan 2021 10:43:13 8,312 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    That depends on which position you tend to look at dicks from.
    True actually, if lizard was in front of me, admiring my length and saw my helmet, I suppose he would say its "rolled up" from his lucky viewpoint.

    Good point dirt.
  • Dirtbox 6 Jan 2021 10:43:16 92,595 posts
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    Against?
  • Deleted user 6 January 2021 10:45:08
    I must say, 2021 is shaping up to something fancy so far. Sex arses and foreskins, what more could one ask for?
  • IRWATWO 6 Jan 2021 10:48:50 1,378 posts
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    There's still at least one Johnson the world would be better off without.

    Edited by IRWATWO at 10:51:00 06-01-2021
  • Dirtbox 6 Jan 2021 10:52:18 92,595 posts
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    Do any of the lucky ones tend to think of their foreskin like a helmet privacy booth?
  • BreadBinLidHero 6 Jan 2021 10:53:33 10,801 posts
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    Nah, surely you roll it up (or back). At least when your dick's flaccid your rolling it up, towards the sky, assuming you're stood up.

    To roll it 'down' you have to be upside-down or have a dick that points upwards even when you haven't got a hard-on.

    Also surely it's 'down' when it's loose, if user richarddavies ever frees his poor imprisoned foreskin.
  • Rum_Monkey 6 Jan 2021 10:54:23 3,488 posts
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    I think more of a mighty sword sheath. I even do that sword pulling out a sheath noise when I unleash it.
  • Rum_Monkey 6 Jan 2021 10:55:23 3,488 posts
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    @thelzdking surely you roll it back or down towards the base. Rolling it up would be sheathing it.
  • Jono62 6 Jan 2021 10:56:22 27,356 posts
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    You gotta roll with it
    You gotta take your time
    You gotta say what you say
    Don't let anybody get in your way
  • BreadBinLidHero 6 Jan 2021 10:58:54 10,801 posts
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    It's like wearing your hair up or down though, surely. Having your foreskin 'up' suggests it's tucked away, 'down' means it's hanging loose. Like blinds.
  • Rum_Monkey 6 Jan 2021 11:01:24 3,488 posts
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    I think we're in agreement and saying the same thing.
  • BreadBinLidHero 6 Jan 2021 11:04:24 10,801 posts
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    Ahh, yes, I think so. Isn't there a foreskinologist on the forum to answer these questions definitively?
  • fontgeeksogood 6 Jan 2021 11:04:24 12,913 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    In my religion people who make overtly reductive arguments and draw false equivalences that completely miss all historical context and cultural nuance aren’t worth having any kind of discussion with.
    Why not throw that religion away then. I think the god story and all that bollocks was pretty comprehensively deconstructed by Father Dougal years ago.

    https://twitter.com/FrTedQOTD/status/774312977587634176
    The problem comes when religion, culture and race all smush together.

    But, I would also say, you're out of your element Donny
  • Deleted user 6 January 2021 11:05:14
    IRWATWO wrote:
    There's still at least one Johnson the world would be better off without.
    Can't argue with that.
  • mrpon 6 Jan 2021 12:13:27 37,366 posts
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    It's like sleeves, you roll them up.
  • challenge_hanukkah 6 Jan 2021 12:32:01 14,394 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    You gotta roll with it
    You gotta take your time
    You gotta say what you say
    Don't let anybody get in your way
    Is it all too much for you to take?
  • neilka 6 Jan 2021 12:35:48 24,021 posts
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