Circumcised penises Page 2

  • mothercruncher 3 Jan 2021 09:44:32 19,337 posts
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    I keep a little clip on the end of mine, bingo! Instant public toilet.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2021 09:45:23 27,447 posts
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    What’s the plural for penis, is it penises or penii
  • bone-on 3 Jan 2021 10:30:29 752 posts
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    An ex GF used to think it was sexy to bite my python when it went anywhere near her mouth back in the day.


    Closest I got to a circumcision she was mental
  • Vortex808 3 Jan 2021 10:30:54 15,265 posts
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    There was a 'band' called rudimentary peni.

    So I guess it's the latter.

    Great name, not sure what the music was like.

    Probably not good.
  • rammy18 3 Jan 2021 10:32:38 68 posts
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    @LegendaryApe I had it done as an adult, for the same reason. That was a fun few months.
    On the other hand I can now talk about the fact I've had penis reduction surgery, so there's that.
  • Rum_Monkey 3 Jan 2021 11:02:57 2,984 posts
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    I keep my money in mine, I assume that's what my dad meant wehn he said keep your money in your sock.
  • LegendaryApe 3 Jan 2021 11:03:44 2,459 posts
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    rammy18 wrote:
    @LegendaryApe I had it done as an adult, for the same reason. That was a fun few months.
    On the other hand I can now talk about the fact I've had penis reduction surgery, so there's that.
    We are brothers in arms.

    March bravely on, Rammy.
  • LegendaryApe 3 Jan 2021 11:07:01 2,459 posts
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    Remember that episode of Friends where Monica was trying to fashion a foreskin out of deli meat for Joey.


    That show had it all.
  • the_milkybar_kid 3 Jan 2021 11:13:32 8,455 posts
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    @LegendaryApe same. I've got a vivid memory when I was a kid of being on holiday, going for a piss one night and pissing blood everywhere. Had to have the chop shortly after getting back home.

    Wish I still had one. Would have loved to know how many Rolos I could have shoved up there.
  • rammy18 3 Jan 2021 11:25:27 68 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    rammy18 wrote:
    @LegendaryApe I had it done as an adult, for the same reason. That was a fun few months.
    On the other hand I can now talk about the fact I've had penis reduction surgery, so there's that.
    We are brothers in arms.

    March bravely on, Rammy.
    Indeed. But perhaps, depending on how long it's been, in loose fitting trousers
  • LegendaryApe 3 Jan 2021 11:39:32 2,459 posts
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    the_milkybar_kid wrote:
    @LegendaryApe same. I've got a vivid memory when I was a kid of being on holiday, going for a piss one night and pissing blood everywhere. Had to have the chop shortly after getting back home.

    Wish I still had one. Would have loved to know how many Rolos I could have shoved up there.
    Wow never had that thankfully, just a bit of pain. I'd have been a Wine Gum man, rather than Rolo. Less chance of chocolate getting in the Eye of Sauron
  • LegendaryApe 3 Jan 2021 11:41:27 2,459 posts
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    rammy18 wrote:
    LegendaryApe wrote:
    rammy18 wrote:
    @LegendaryApe I had it done as an adult, for the same reason. That was a fun few months.
    On the other hand I can now talk about the fact I've had penis reduction surgery, so there's that.
    We are brothers in arms.

    March bravely on, Rammy.
    Indeed. But perhaps, depending on how long it's been, in loose fitting trousers
    As a married man I feel your pain.
  • JoeBlade 3 Jan 2021 11:50:14 6,136 posts
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    It is refreshing to see this forum has moved on from anus to penis in 2021.

    Let 'mustard around the helmet' be the new thing going forward?
  • Deleted user 3 January 2021 11:54:27
    JoeBlade wrote:
    Let 'mustard around the helmet' be the new thing going forward?
    Pervert.

    Oh...
  • puddleduck 3 Jan 2021 11:58:47 1,993 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    puddleduck wrote:
    Circumcised and every previous partner and current wife (hopefully only one) has always said they prefer it.
    Aww sweetie. Did they say you were the biggest they ever had too?
    No, it's best not to tell too many lies at once or it becomes obvious.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2021 12:13:30 27,447 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Remember that episode of Friends where Monica was trying to fashion a foreskin out of deli meat for Joey.


    That show had it all.
    There was a Sex & the City episode where one of them fucks a bro who was uncircumcised and it was the first time that had ever happened. Are non Jewish dudes just chopped up as standard in America or was it just a plot device
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2021 12:15:20 27,447 posts
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    I even think the reason she dumped him was because he wouldn’t get the snood removed
  • addybV3 3 Jan 2021 12:23:07 331 posts
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    I am on a waiting list to get it done. It isn't something i am looking forward to!
  • fontgeeksogood 3 Jan 2021 12:26:53 12,913 posts
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    If you don't make it, can I have your stuff? Except the foreskin
  • addybV3 3 Jan 2021 12:28:54 331 posts
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    Certainly. I've already boxed it up.
  • LegendaryApe 3 Jan 2021 14:04:57 2,459 posts
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    addybV3 wrote:
    I am on a waiting list to get it done. It isn't something i am looking forward to!
    Isn't there a part in a South Park episode when one of the characters has to get it done. He's reluctant obviously but being told 'it looks bigger' make him change his mind fairly rapidly.
  • richardiox 3 Jan 2021 14:21:55 9,853 posts
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    Fully signed up member of the Circumclub, still carry my membership card despite being married for 7 years. Keep it in my wallet, along with my foreskin.
  • addybV3 3 Jan 2021 14:32:57 331 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    addybV3 wrote:
    I am on a waiting list to get it done. It isn't something i am looking forward to!
    Isn't there a part in a South Park episode when one of the characters has to get it done. He's reluctant obviously but being told 'it looks bigger' make him change his mind fairly rapidly.
    Ha that reminds me of the chinpokemon episode were the Chinese keep telling all the Americans they have large penis.
  • Dougs 3 Jan 2021 15:18:53 99,664 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Remember that episode of Friends where Monica was trying to fashion a foreskin out of deli meat for Joey.


    That show had it all.
    There was a Sex & the City episode where one of them fucks a bro who was uncircumcised and it was the first time that had ever happened. Are non Jewish dudes just chopped up as standard in America or was it just a plot device
    Pretty standard I think. On health and cleanliness grounds it seems.
  • Dirtbox 3 Jan 2021 15:24:42 92,425 posts
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    Neither of which stand up as reasons. It's to stop people masturbating, nothing more, nothing less.

    And it doesn't even work.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 3 Jan 2021 15:28:21 22,975 posts
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    Is Jewish culture and history another of your areas of self-proclaimed expertise now?
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2021 15:29:28 27,447 posts
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    The ouch of your bellend rubbing clothes when it slips back inadvertently makes me wonder how numb circumcised dudes become
  • StarchildHypocrethes 3 Jan 2021 15:31:50 33,831 posts
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    The calluses develop relatively quickly.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2021 15:36:24 27,447 posts
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    Cock like a cauliflower ear
  • RyanDS 3 Jan 2021 15:40:10 14,009 posts
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    You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
    Is Jewish culture and history another of your areas of self-proclaimed expertise now?
    Not just Jews. Zulus as well, stop being so close minded.
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