Circumcised penises Page 12

  • fontgeeksogood 6 Jan 2021 19:18:28 12,913 posts
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    The actor who played him had to try and hide Barney's big purple wanger
  • X201 6 Jan 2021 19:24:04 21,785 posts
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    anephric wrote:
    I'm disappointed they haven't made the balls comparably sized too. I mean, it just looks ridiculous.
    They’d be unfeasibly large
  • IRWATWO 6 Jan 2021 19:59:44 1,201 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    anephric wrote:
    I'm disappointed they haven't made the balls comparably sized too. I mean, it just looks ridiculous.
    They’d be unfeasibly large
    :)

    New Viz today as it happens \o/
  • Carlo 6 Jan 2021 22:24:46 21,726 posts
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    https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/krlenk/baptising_or_worse_even_circumcising_your_child/

    Meanwhile, on reddit.
  • Dirtbox 6 Jan 2021 22:36:37 92,420 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    And anyway, 'roll' implies actually rolling, it's more of a peel.
    Nah, peel implies it's a one off operation.
  • Rogueywon 7 Jan 2021 00:34:24 11,968 posts
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    How the fuck have you lot filled 11 and a bit pages on penises since Sunday?
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 00:36:43 92,420 posts
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    I'm surprised it's ONLY 11 pages tbh.
  • barchetta 7 Jan 2021 00:43:26 3,274 posts
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    @JoeBlade surely the spiritual sequel to noby-noby boy?
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Jan 2021 00:46:24 12,913 posts
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    My dick, size of a pumpkin
    Your dick, look like Macaulay Culkin
  • neilka 7 Jan 2021 00:48:24 23,959 posts
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    Left 4 Skin
    Glans Theft Auto
    Sega Smegma Drive
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 00:49:27 92,420 posts
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    A little known fact for the skinned phalices out there.

    We can wank without needing to get a hard on.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 00:49:43 07-01-2021
  • anephric 7 Jan 2021 00:51:45 5,091 posts
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    We can wank without tissues and just catch it all in a conveniently pinched foreskin.

    Simples.
  • anephric 7 Jan 2021 00:52:13 5,091 posts
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    #stealthworkwank
  • anephric 7 Jan 2021 00:53:03 5,091 posts
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    https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 00:56:40 92,420 posts
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    The old truncheon scruncheon and cruncheon has been a fan favourite in my house for a long time. Just kerplunk in the toilet after a little self love in whatever room takes your fancy.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 02:21:25 07-01-2021
  • KD 7 Jan 2021 02:16:27 3,432 posts
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    I had a Doctor melt my banjo string instead.
  • LegendaryApe 7 Jan 2021 06:47:59 2,457 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    A little known fact for the skinned phalices out there.

    We can wank without needing to get a hard on.
    My...err...friend us wondering how this is possible
  • challenge_hanukkah 7 Jan 2021 06:49:55 14,205 posts
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    KD wrote:
    I had a Doctor melt my banjo string instead.
    I'd forgotten all about cock ironing.
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 06:54:40 92,420 posts
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    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    A little known fact for the skinned phalices out there.

    We can wank without needing to get a hard on.
    My...err...friend us wondering how this is possible
    It's hard to explain and easy to do. I believe the term for it is 'scrunching' though. Essentially the helmet moves freely around in it's sleeping bag with a little pressure.

    Er, also skinned as in have the peel on, not off.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 06:55:11 07-01-2021
  • LegendaryApe 7 Jan 2021 07:21:54 2,457 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    LegendaryApe wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    A little known fact for the skinned phalices out there.

    We can wank without needing to get a hard on.
    My...err...friend us wondering how this is possible
    It's hard to explain and easy to do. I believe the term for it is 'scrunching' though. Essentially the helmet moves freely around in it's sleeping bag with a little pressure.

    Er, also skinned as in have the peel on, not off.
    Ah I see...I'll just stick to the old fashioned method
  • fontgeeksogood 7 Jan 2021 07:42:51 12,913 posts
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    Good to know though, that if any of you suffer the same erectile issues as Viagra User Dirtbox you don't have to be a hostage to Pfizer
  • JYM60 7 Jan 2021 09:08:44 18,984 posts
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    User Dirtbox (NSFW)

    https://thumb-p7.xhcdn.com/a/B241FL3V7kl7AwPhE4airA/000/407/400/717_1000.gif
  • Decks 7 Jan 2021 09:16:26 30,290 posts
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    You might want to delete that.
  • mothercruncher 7 Jan 2021 09:25:32 19,323 posts
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    Why is a man squeezing a pimple on his tummy mommy?
  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 09:28:17 6,135 posts
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    JYM60 wrote:
    User Dirtbox (NSFW)

    https://thumb-p7.xhcdn.com/a/B241FL3V7kl7AwPhE4airA/000/407/400/717_1000.gif
    Ahh! Why did I click on that??
  • elstoof 7 Jan 2021 09:29:00 27,431 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    The actor who played him had to try and hide Barney's big purple wanger
    🍆
  • ghearoid 7 Jan 2021 09:40:56 3,750 posts
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    Fun fact. I once briefly dated a man who could ejaculate without getting hard. At first I thought he was just impotent, but no, he could spurt away whilst still soft.

    And to get back to the circumcision debate, cut dicks definitely have drier skin than uncut. I can't attest for the owner's sensitivity, but yeah, they're not as succulent.
  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 09:48:38 6,135 posts
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    ghearoid wrote:
    Fun fact. I once briefly dated a man who could ejaculate without getting hard.
    I'm surprised that's a, um, surprise. It's kind of an established fact.
  • HouseFly 7 Jan 2021 09:56:46 32 posts
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    Boris Johnson is a circumcised penis.

    Edited by HouseFly at 09:58:39 07-01-2021
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 10:10:19 92,420 posts
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    Insightful.

    ghear, tell me more of this 'succulence'.
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