Circumcised penises Page 13

  • mothercruncher 7 Jan 2021 10:24:45 19,323 posts
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    Theyíre succulent, like, they can live in the desert and barely need any water.
  • Dirtbox 7 Jan 2021 10:26:23 92,420 posts
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    The desert of the interior of a tasteful chino slack perhaps.
  • hedben2013 7 Jan 2021 10:41:32 2,100 posts
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    This thread gets my award for "title I'd least like my wife and kids to notice as they casually walk around while I'm working from home"

    Runner up - the British Sex Arse thread

    Feel free to stop bumping it to the top. (Yes, I know this is like when someone replies to a reply-all email with "PLEASE STOP DOING REPLY-ALL")
  • mothercruncher 7 Jan 2021 12:46:27 19,323 posts
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    OK Ben 👍
  • JoeBlade 7 Jan 2021 12:49:43 6,135 posts
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    hedben2013 wrote:
    This thread gets my award for "title I'd least like my wife and kids to notice as they casually walk around while I'm working from home"

    Runner up - the British Sex Arse thread

    Feel free to stop bumping it to the top. (Yes, I know this is like when someone replies to a reply-all email with "PLEASE STOP DOING REPLY-ALL")
    Heh, that has to be the most amusing complaint I've ever read.

    And sorry for bumping this thread. :p
  • hedben2013 7 Jan 2021 13:58:11 2,100 posts
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    I have only myself to blame
  • Rum_Monkey 7 Jan 2021 14:03:36 2,954 posts
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    The new thread to bump now phage isn't around to annoy.
  • Deleted user 7 January 2021 14:06:29
    Is there no end to this?
  • Trafford 7 Jan 2021 14:08:51 9,274 posts
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    Nah, it's just the tip.
  • RyanDS 7 Jan 2021 14:43:45 14,008 posts
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    Trafford wrote:
    Nah, it's just the tip.
    Donít be a bellend and bump this for bad puns. That is just a dick move.
  • hedben2013 7 Jan 2021 15:26:05 2,100 posts
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    Oh dear lord what have I done
  • puddleduck 7 Jan 2021 16:06:33 1,993 posts
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    Hopefully this is only a bris(k) bump
  • Deleted user 7 January 2021 16:33:46
    Something Something Redheads You Wish To Admire...
  • Jono62 7 Jan 2021 16:41:38 26,995 posts
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    @EMarkM Thanks for reminding me of that thread.
  • minky-kong 7 Jan 2021 16:58:08 14,757 posts
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    Is the "touching dicks" thread still around?
  • mothercruncher 7 Jan 2021 17:10:36 19,323 posts
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    Imminently to be renamed ďdocking dicksĒ I hope.
  • Trafford 7 Jan 2021 19:55:53 9,274 posts
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    RyanDS wrote:
    Trafford wrote:
    Nah, it's just the tip.
    Donít be a bellend and bump this for bad puns. That is just a dick move.
    Hey, it wasn't me that bumped the thread!
    I will be mindful though and will re frenulum from doing it in future.
  • askew 7 Jan 2021 21:47:07 23,547 posts
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    In your vas deferens, it was an easy thing to cock up
  • RyanDS 7 Jan 2021 22:07:51 14,008 posts
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    I canít help but glans at this thread every time it is bumped
  • elstoof 7 Jan 2021 23:00:03 27,431 posts
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    Straw man phallussy
  • Nanocrystal 8 Jan 2021 04:15:24 2,473 posts
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    To keep anonymous while reading this thread on public transport, just pull your hood over your head.
  • Deleted user 8 January 2021 11:11:15
    Nanocrystal wrote:
    To keep anonymous while reading this thread on public transport, just pull your hood over your head.
    Please try to be more sensitive; some of them canít!
  • JamboWayOh 8 Jan 2021 11:52:20 24,313 posts
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    SHAFT
  • Salaman 8 Jan 2021 18:47:06 24,107 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    I'm still confused as to which post kal was offended by.
    Christ this thread is hilarious.

    Elstoof asked an imho valid question about the US and whether they really just circumcise most boys there or not.

    elstoof wrote:
    There was a Sex & the City episode where one of them fucks a bro who was uncircumcised and it was the first time that had ever happened. Are non Jewish dudes just chopped up as standard in America or was it just a plot device
    Kalel somehow read over the NON part, took offence and it spiralled on from there.

    There was a small opportunity for getting back on track

    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    Aren't the majority of Americans, irrespective of religion, circumsised?
    But yes, it's common practise in the US to circumcise boys shortly after birth, irrespective of religion. I spend a year in the US and as Dirtbox mentioned, you're an exception over there if you're sporting a foreskin.

    Can't say I ever tried the mandarin trick mentioned in the first post. Can we see it already?
  • fontgeeksogood 8 Jan 2021 20:17:08 12,913 posts
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    I'm reasonably confident that's not what Kal took offence at
  • Dirtbox 9 Jan 2021 06:20:32 92,420 posts
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    @Salaman AHH. No wonder I couldn't find anything to provoke Jewish angst.

    And yeah, I don't know a single person here with a foreskin, only me.
  • You-can-call-me-kal 9 Jan 2021 08:42:29 22,975 posts
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    No. For the record THIS is the post that was offensive.

    Dirtbox wrote:
    Neither of which stand up as reasons. It's to stop people masturbating, nothing more, nothing less.

    And it doesn't even work.
    Despite you presenting this as an absolute fact dirtbox style, it isnít one. Itís a conflation with female circumcision that has no basis in historical context whatsoever, but IS a bit favourite amongst antisemites and Islamophobes.

    But thatís not important. The main thing here is dirtbox has a funny thread that he has to keep bumping to keep top of everyoneís minds, so just ignore me.
  • Deleted user 12 January 2021 10:54:14
    There's an article on the front page about a streamer revealing his Fortnite skin. A proud hood-wearer.
  • Dirtbox 12 Jan 2021 10:58:45 92,420 posts
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    @You-can-call-me-kal I was talking about Americans and how circumcision came into common practice in the Victorian era for the upper classes as a preventative. I at no point mentioned Jews, Muslims or any other religious group, but I really appreciate being called a bigot. You fucking twat.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 11:01:04 12-01-2021
  • Rum_Monkey 12 Jan 2021 12:06:14 2,954 posts
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    Kalel vs Dirtbox is the AvP we always deserved.
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