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Does this forum get new members? • Page 2
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nudistpete 1,273 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI legitimately sharted once. Left a trail of liquid poo on the floor to the toilet. -
gossypboy 209 posts
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Registered 13 years ago@prodge thanks for the reply
I guess as long as u follow the rules you can't get banned.
And they say the main site comments are toxic.
It's no wonder that the only new accounts here are people who registered again. -
Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoWhat's made you start being a dick, gossy?
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chopsen 21,958 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAlastair wrote:
So he is then?
I thought user gossypboy was a new sign-up until I saw the 'Registered 13 years ago' part. -
gossypboy 209 posts
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Registered 13 years agoLook I posted years ago and it hasn't changed sorry again for posting I guess the best bet for me would to be not to go on this site. -
Your-Mother 8,172 posts
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Registered 5 years agobye felicia -
Garfy 1,558 posts
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Registered 16 years agoneilka wrote:
You called?
Massive bulbous new members -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agowuntyate wrote:
Fuck you
Most importantly. Why are frogs? -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoIs it possible to laminate a turd? -
Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoYou'd have to get the ratio of turd to laminate right, otherwise you risk it splurting out the sides when it goes through the machine. -
challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoThanks.
Something to try when I get back to the office. -
wuntyate 17,493 posts
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Registered 8 years agoHigh heat and slow setting. Should work. -
JamboWayOh 25,236 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSimmer for 20 minutes first. -
fontgeeksogood 12,913 posts
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Registered 3 years ago@gossypboy are you the boiling soup guy -
Saul_Iscariot 4,399 posts
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Registered 9 years agoStart with poo from a horse or cow, that has been left to dry. Cow pats make excellent weapons of they are still soft on the inside and the outer crust is slightly brittle. -
@Decks why don't the small baboons get weapons? They're dextrous enough. -
boo 13,901 posts
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Ddanno 1,888 posts
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Registered 7 years agochallenge_hanukkah wrote:
Is it Stephen's flask, and if so, can we roll it.
@gossypboy
What if that sausage was in a flask? -
Vortex808 15,593 posts
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Registered 13 years agoStephen's sausage roll 2: The Enflaskening -
mrharvest 5,718 posts
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Registered 18 years agoDUFFMAN5 wrote:
Yes, if the shark is a Greenland shark.
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Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark
It swims at 1.22 km/h (0.76 mph), with its fastest cruising speed only reaching 2.6 km/h (1.6 mph).
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Decks 31,013 posts
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Registered 6 years agoPlus the only way it would be a fair race would be off the shores of Greenland. The idiot boy would be dead within minutes. -
puddleduck 2,002 posts
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Registered 14 years agoWhy's that fair? Surely meeting on middle ground is fair? Or middle water. Not saying the local pool but maybe a lake. Or the Thames.
Alternatively, will a shark ever be born that can run faster than a human? -
@puddleduck Super Shark jumps further and faster than any human ever could. https://youtu.be/Rx2cTYCP0Ns
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