The prodigal son has returned Page 3

  • Dirtbox 15 Mar 2021 22:12:50 92,347 posts
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    I'm actually a little worried about Mal now you mention it. All his socials went dark.
  • Your-Mother 15 Mar 2021 22:13:02 7,368 posts
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    The washing the grandmother in the bath thing wasn't Furbs, he just liked to pretend he had a GILF fetish for lols.

    https://community.eurogamer.net/thread/42926
  • Dirtbox 15 Mar 2021 22:14:24 92,347 posts
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    Holy shit, I'd almost forgotten about koti. If this is going to be one of those threads, might as well go with it.
  • Armoured_Bear 15 Mar 2021 22:16:27 30,322 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Holy shit, I'd almost forgotten about koti. If this is going to be one of those threads, might as well go with it.
    The owner of the game shop up North somewhere or was that someone else?
  • Dirtbox 15 Mar 2021 22:19:51 92,347 posts
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    Yeah, he was the guy who handed out strippers and condoms at an event he did for a shit racing game called Juiced. Bet the farm on it and it fell flat.
  • JoeBlade 15 Mar 2021 22:20:34 6,034 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    Yeah, he was the guy who handed out strippers and condoms at an event he did for a shit racing game called Juiced. Bet the farm on it and it fell flat.
    Um, what?
  • ZuluHero 15 Mar 2021 22:22:02 10,145 posts
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    I've forgotten more of you than I remember. But some stuff sticks with me, like Foo.
  • grey_matters 15 Mar 2021 22:22:37 5,449 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I genuinely need closure on what happened to mal
    Yeah. He was one of the great ones. Or the reliable ones anyway, almost never a cunt. Is it possible that just being "almost never a cunt" makes you an unsung hero? A legend?

    Whatever, mal added value to this place.
  • Carlo 15 Mar 2021 22:22:50 21,685 posts
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    Things haven't been right since otto left
  • Dirtbox 15 Mar 2021 22:23:56 92,347 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Things haven't been right since otto left
    Forum mummy. He spends his days knitting and getting angry about brexit on twitter.
  • chopsen 15 Mar 2021 22:24:04 21,874 posts
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    I vaguely remember Razz the other day saying he was going to try and track him down last time his name came up.

    Mal bought me a pint once. Top bloke.
  • BreadBinLidHero 15 Mar 2021 22:25:45 10,587 posts
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    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I genuinely need closure on what happened to mal
    One of his sandwiches turned on him.
  • Armoured_Bear 15 Mar 2021 22:28:02 30,322 posts
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    ZuluHero wrote:
    I've forgotten more of you than I remember. But some stuff sticks with me, like Foo.
    Yep, lovely guy.
  • JoeBlade 15 Mar 2021 22:30:18 6,034 posts
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    Carlo wrote:
    Things haven't been right since otto left
    The fact that "ottofication" happened to the threads he posted in makes his leaving a lousy act in and by itself.
    I still wonder why it was only him who caused this issue.
  • Dirtbox 15 Mar 2021 22:30:29 92,347 posts
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    Still racing around that big track in the sky. Carving people up and pulling that late braking bullshit.
  • Killerbee 15 Mar 2021 22:44:34 5,134 posts
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    Some real blast from the past names mentioned here.

    There is something a little bit scary about seeing:

    Registered 19 years ago

    ... on a profile though. When did I get so old?

    Christ, weíll be having flashbacks to pre-forum days when all the shite got posted under the actual articles next.
  • Nemesis 15 Mar 2021 23:18:45 20,051 posts
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    Meh.
  • Shevchenko 15 Mar 2021 23:21:13 934 posts
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    There was a nice chap on here who worked on Haze. He sadly left after the game was out. Does anyone remember him?
  • Your-Mother 15 Mar 2021 23:26:52 7,368 posts
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    I do remember squarejawhero and his odd attempts to create a forum meme that absolutely never took off.
  • Your-Mother 15 Mar 2021 23:28:28 7,368 posts
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    Look at the state of this - https://community.eurogamer.net/thread/137251
  • chopsen 15 Mar 2021 23:36:39 21,874 posts
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    Christ.

    Anybody who thinks that there were "good old days" round here need to actually be forced to go back and read that shit on a loop

    Edited by chopsen at 23:37:00 15-03-2021
  • chopsen 15 Mar 2021 23:37:21 21,874 posts
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    DFective wrote:
    Man, this Gorman thing has been taken way too far. It started out barely amusing, but has now descended into the kind of embarassing jokes your uncle tells you at family gatherings to try to be funny, and you just laugh along because you feel like you should even though they're not that amusing, but your uncles been through a lot lately and could probably do with the boost in confidence since his wife left him and took the kids with her, so now he's gotta deal with the fact that he'll probably never see them again. Poor fella.
    That's the forum. Right there.
  • nickthegun 15 Mar 2021 23:47:54 86,367 posts
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    BreadBinLidHero wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I genuinely need closure on what happened to mal
    One of his sandwiches turned on him.
    Itís my fondest wish to one day join Mal and Ed Milliband in having my legacy become boiled down to how I ate a sandwich.
  • Your-Mother 15 Mar 2021 23:50:36 7,368 posts
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    There was a kid at school who deconstructed his sandwiches and ate the middle with a plastic fork like some kind of weird mini salad. Give that a try.
  • JamboWayOh 15 Mar 2021 23:54:28 23,783 posts
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    What the fuck did I just read?!
  • BreadBinLidHero 15 Mar 2021 23:57:30 10,587 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    BreadBinLidHero wrote:
    fontgeeksogood wrote:
    I genuinely need closure on what happened to mal
    One of his sandwiches turned on him.
    Itís my fondest wish to one day join Mal and Ed Milliband in having my legacy become boiled down to how I ate a sandwich.
    We need something to work with then, don't we? How do you eat your sandwiches Nick? What's your sandwich perversion?
  • JamboWayOh 16 Mar 2021 00:02:24 23,783 posts
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    I don't think I've really realised how much I love a good sandwich.
  • Rum_Monkey 16 Mar 2021 00:07:23 2,673 posts
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    Wraps are better than sandwiches.
  • Dirtbox 16 Mar 2021 00:08:25 92,347 posts
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    JoeBlade wrote:
    Dirtbox wrote:
    Yeah, he was the guy who handed out strippers and condoms at an event he did for a shit racing game called Juiced. Bet the farm on it and it fell flat.
    Um, what?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juiced_(video_game)#Promotion

    It doesn't mention the party, but I'm sure you can find details of it somewhere. It was a tad notorious.

    This should give you some idea of the taste level.


    Also I think he sent me a key for it, I seem to have it on steam. With a whole 27 minutes played.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 00:13:52 16-03-2021
  • Dirtbox 16 Mar 2021 00:16:33 92,347 posts
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    Chav cheeeck
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