The big EG Reacher round • Eurogamer.net

fontgeeksogood 22 Mar 2021 14:11:51 12,913 posts
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Hey you miserable cunts

One of our own, User Reacher, is having a pretty shitty time at the moment, and we have the privilege of being able to help him get back on his feet a bit.

You can read all about his current run of bad luck and tragedy on his GoFundMe page, as you donate:

https://gofund.me/970cd7f5

monkman76 22 Mar 2021 14:20:10 18,987 posts
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Nice one. All the best Reacher.

Phattso 22 Mar 2021 14:21:10 27,426 posts
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Ok, but this is the strangest way I’ve ever ordered a hooker online. Who do I message my address to?

Alastair 22 Mar 2021 14:29:11 24,828 posts
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How many other ways have you done it?

JamboWayOh 22 Mar 2021 14:29:40 25,236 posts
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Eurogamer c/o Craigy
Eurogamer Towers
Brighton
Britian

dominalien 22 Mar 2021 14:35:31 10,703 posts
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Well, that was fast.

Who do I PM my address for the coke shipment?

Nemesis 22 Mar 2021 14:35:35 20,312 posts
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Just the tip?

HELLO

Nemesis 22 Mar 2021 14:36:15 20,312 posts
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Well suck my sack we hit the mark.

challenge_hanukkah 22 Mar 2021 14:38:48 14,394 posts
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Alastair Scarlett is the best name ever.

Sounds like a privateer, plunderer of booty and swabber of poop decks.

Jono62 22 Mar 2021 14:58:34 27,356 posts
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Have you seen his picture? That's exactly what he's like

Phattso 22 Mar 2021 15:03:41 27,426 posts
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Alastair wrote:
How many other ways have you done it?

Just the usual. Rugby Wales. Rugby England. Etc. Etc.

#SixNationsGags

Keep going, forumites! Only several hundred thousand to go for the stretch goal.

Jono62 22 Mar 2021 15:11:48 27,356 posts
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Target achieved. Nice one.

fontgeeksogood 22 Mar 2021 16:12:53 12,913 posts
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We are awesome and clearly not all the way bad.

Only £150 more to go past his original goal to get him £500 for some coke and strippers

challenge_hanukkah 22 Mar 2021 16:15:31 14,394 posts
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Cool. That's almost enough to start singing in a band and experimenting with bisexuality.

fontgeeksogood 22 Mar 2021 16:16:59 12,913 posts
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That's all any of us want for him

challenge_hanukkah 22 Mar 2021 16:17:17 14,394 posts
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Has his PS5 been ordered?

elstoof 22 Mar 2021 16:40:47 28,125 posts
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Let’s keep this page up the top eh

Your-Mother 22 Mar 2021 16:47:21 8,172 posts
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elstoof wrote:
Let’s keep this page up the top eh

I remember when this place had some baseline basic features like pinning posts. Maybe the new hire can get us back to that lofty 2005 era goal.

smoothpete 22 Mar 2021 16:56:23 37,743 posts
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Props to the moneybags motherfucker who went in hard at £250

grey_matters 22 Mar 2021 17:16:06 5,507 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
Props to the moneybags motherfucker who went in hard at £250

If you want the reacharound you have to go hard.

Reacher 22 Mar 2021 17:33:26 3,104 posts
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I've had contact from both the media team at GoFundMe, positive, and now this has beem on twitter etx.

I simply, just do now know what to say to you all.

This is the way.

Rich/Reacher

Load_2.0 22 Mar 2021 17:34:55 33,582 posts
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That's cool, I mean you're kind of due some good fortune.

Props to the EG crowd.

captbirdseye 22 Mar 2021 17:53:24 11,190 posts
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Wow, smashed it! What's that in my eye - DanB's milkers.

fontgeeksogood 22 Mar 2021 17:53:37 12,913 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
Props to the moneybags motherfucker who went in hard at £250

Someone must have a FinDom

boo 22 Mar 2021 19:04:04 13,901 posts
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Sometimes my faith in humanity, and the EG regs is restored.

Most of the time you're a bunch of insufferable muntbudgers.

But not today.

robc84 22 Mar 2021 19:08:31 15,553 posts
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@Reacher

You’ve been through what no one should have to.
Hope it helps in some small way.

DUFFMAN5 22 Mar 2021 19:14:17 26,890 posts
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Excellent thread and cause.
Several Duff thrusts from me. 👍

challenge_hanukkah 22 Mar 2021 19:18:31 14,394 posts
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I've found all this deeply, deeply sexy.

fontgeeksogood 22 Mar 2021 19:19:53 12,913 posts
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Stuff is leaking out of my tip