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Old dogs learning new tricks • Page 2
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askew 24,121 posts
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Tonka 31,979 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI just ordered a Raspberry Pi and some stuff to go along with it. This old dog will finally get into the DIY automation scene.
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askew 24,121 posts
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Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoSeated wipers don't get to stand and admire their work and wonder how something that big came out of you. -
Trafford 9,358 posts
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Registered 14 years agoMaybe work on some sort of robotic forceps for the standing wipers out there? -
RawShark 2,202 posts
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Registered 10 years agoRum_Monkey wrote:
This. I’m someone who keeps a close eye on these things. Which will explain the recurring pink eye I’ve been getting.
Seated wipers don't get to stand and admire their work and wonder how something that big came out of you.
Also, the seated wipe involves much manoeuvring of all the junk down there. Just raise up, keep your lower back arched and knees at about 120 degrees and your buttocks will remain parted and awaiting your correction.
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bzzct 2,518 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI know of someone who will happily produce a paragraph of text with a random mix of one, two, three or even more spaces between sentences.
I'm not saying this definitely makes them the worst person in the world, but...
Somewhat related, the friend who not only never quite got into their muscle memory that you don't have to double-click on web links, but somehow ended up overcompensating and sort of leaning into/onto the mouse button when about to click, then double-clicking, meaning they've spent the last 20 years treble-clicking on every web link. -
Tonka 31,979 posts
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Registered 18 years agoaskew wrote:
Yeah, I saw a readymade kit that was even cheaper. But it's the journey not the goal that's my ... eh... goal.
Boom: https://www.robotshop.com/uk/ecoduino-plant-watering-kit.html
I'll probably end up having to order the premade kit with all the necessary relays and stuff in the end. -
askew 24,121 posts
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Registered 16 years agoHeh 
I bought that kit in Janary and still haven't fully assembled it: t damn pump needs 6 AA batteries. I bought a Pi at the same time and use it to block ads/tracking for all devices on the network. -
Bichii 4,672 posts
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Registered 4 years agoWtf is wrong with you lot? Front to back wiping and standing up? Animals. -
Rogueywon 12,387 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI worked with a double-spacer once. The police never found the body. I think they stopped looking once they realised it was a double-spacer. -
Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agofreddymercurystwin wrote:
Shitty balls.
Hmm I'm not convinced I could get me hand down the gap between the seat and me butt cheeks, anyway I've been a front wiper for years so wiping from the back just feels weird these days. -
askew 24,121 posts
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mrpon 37,366 posts
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elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoShuffle to the toilet roll holder, offer your anus up to it and just pull it between your legs until the paper runs clear -
elstoof 28,125 posts
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Registered 16 years agoLike a grown up -
freddymercurystwin 2,825 posts
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Registered 17 years agoYou guys obviously aren't very adept at accurate wiping, I don't ever recollect getting shitty balls, I tried the front to back method (from the rear) today, darn near put me back out so I couldn't go back to that inferior method now even if I wanted. .gif)
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Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoOK, dingleberry scrote. -
Your-Mother 8,172 posts
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Registered 5 years agoSounds like you people need bidets in your life. -
Bichii 4,672 posts
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Registered 4 years agoI definitely going to attempt a stand up one later. Always always front to back though. Back to front is just wrong. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoAnd medically dodgy for women too as it can cause some nasty infections.
Anyway this thread is now about but wiping, noone cares about your double spacing. -
InfiniteDan 169 posts
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Registered 4 months agoWhat the hell. After shitting I always stand up normally, do a brief visual inspection of the log, then still standing normally, use my left hand to pull my left butt cheek to the side to prepare for wiping, then using the toilet paper in my right hand wipe I guess from left to right across the bum hole.
I thought wiping back to front or whatever (and sitting down?!?!) is how females wipe their fannys. -
Left to right? LEFT TO RIGHT???? This world has gone down the shitter! (fnar) -
Rum_Monkey 3,488 posts
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Registered 2 years agoThe wiping convo always outs some real weirdos on the forum. -
Yeah I thought the Star Wars or Prometheus discourse brought some strangeness to the surface. This is another level entirely. -
Frogofdoom 17,973 posts
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Registered 9 years agoSideways whilst standing wipes, you should be in fucking prison you miscreant. -
addybV3 380 posts
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Registered 9 months agoStand up scruncher here
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challenge_hanukkah 14,394 posts
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Registered 8 years agoIs it a fatty thing this back to front business? Not being able to reach is the only thing I could imagine being the reason for covering your own balls in shit. -
The need to pull your arse cheeks apart has to be a fat thing surely
I bought that kit in Janary and still haven't fully assembled it: t damn pump needs 6 AA batteries. I bought a Pi at the same time and use it to block ads/tracking for all devices on the network. .gif)
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