Yo momma so fat... • Non-Gaming • Humour • Eurogamer.net

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:12:17 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years ago

Inspired by Peej's Death star classic.

Take it away, boys...

Edited by ProfessorLesser at 16:16:16 02-09-2005

MikeD 2 Sep 2005 16:13:30 10,063 posts
Seen 5 months ago
Registered 18 years ago

Yo momma is so fat...

...she made a thread about yo momma jokes without being so decent to make a starter joke herself.

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:14:17

Yo momma is so fat I have to slap the thigh and ride the waves in.

espadachin 2 Sep 2005 16:15:35 2,214 posts
Seen 1 week ago
Registered 17 years ago

your mommas so fat, shes got a kickstand

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:16:34 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years ago

...when she be lyin onna beach, environmentalists try to roll her back in!

Fat-Boy 2 Sep 2005 16:16:56 4,300 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 17 years ago

Yo momma's so fat I burn my arse on the lightbulb when I fuck her.

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:18:04 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

... after I fucked her I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!

Jetset_UK 2 Sep 2005 16:18:16 3,578 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 18 years ago

... she went on the London Eye, and the people at the top starved to death.

Fat-Boy 2 Sep 2005 16:19:01 4,300 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 17 years ago

Jetset_UK wrote:
... she went on the London Eye, and the people at the top starved to death.

We have a winner! \o/

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:19:02 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

Yo mamas so fat when I fuck her I have to roll her in flour to find the wet patch

espadachin 2 Sep 2005 16:19:07 2,214 posts
Seen 1 week ago
Registered 17 years ago

whys yo momma so fat?
coz every time i fuck her, i give her a biscuit....

pjmaybe 2 Sep 2005 16:19:15 70,666 posts
Seen 12 years ago
Registered 20 years ago

Yo momma so fat I had to roll her in flour to see if she was excited!

Peej

pjmaybe 2 Sep 2005 16:19:31 70,666 posts
Seen 12 years ago
Registered 20 years ago

Fuck it pete you mindreader!!!

Peej

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:19:43 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

Yo sister's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped yo mama

Universal_Hamster 2 Sep 2005 16:20:27 4,948 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 17 years ago

/off topic, and filthy, so appologies beforehand:

How does [insert insultees name here] know his sisters having her period?
Funny taste off his/her fathers dick.

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:20:52 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

... that when I fuck her I have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in

pjmaybe 2 Sep 2005 16:21:34 70,666 posts
Seen 12 years ago
Registered 20 years ago

Yo momma so fat, last time your dad wanted to get frisky he had to go and find 2 sherpas to go with him!

Peej

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:21:39 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years ago

...when I told her to bend over last night, she's still on her way down!

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:21:52

smoothpete wrote:
Yo sister's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped yo mama

\o/

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:22:36

Yo momma so fat that when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:22:43 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years ago

...her belt size is equator, and her blood type's gravy!

/exhausts common yo mamma jokes

Dr.Haggard 2 Sep 2005 16:23:41 4,640 posts
Seen 3 hours ago
Registered 18 years ago

Yo momma's so fat they had to cross the streams.

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:24:00 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:24:31 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

Dr.Haggard wrote:
Yo momma's so fat they had to cross the streams.

Brilliant! Winner.

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:25:19

Yo momma's so fat we have to nuke her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:26:02

Yo momma so fat she ain't allowed to go diving in any more new orleans swimming pools.

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:26:35 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years ago

... if she lit a fart, we'd have a binary solar system!

Jetset_UK 2 Sep 2005 16:26:51 3,578 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 18 years ago

Can we stop now please, I've already won.

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:26:52 37,743 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 17 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a boner