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Fat-Boy 2 Sep 2005 16:27:06 4,300 posts
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Fozzie_bear wrote:
Yo momma so fat she ain't allowed to go diving in any more new orleans swimming pools.

Anyone who laughs at that is a sick arsehole.

/Is now officially a sick arsehole himself!

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:28:17 37,743 posts
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Yo mama's so fat she has an event horizon

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:28:57

That movie I bought off you, is shit.

Fat-Boy 2 Sep 2005 16:29:55 4,300 posts
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I'm trying to formulate one about being so fat she crosses two time zones and therefore has to wear two watches, but I can't get it to make sense. Someone put me out of my misery!

Deleted user 2 September 2005 16:30:42

Yo momma so fat NASA've got a remote control vehicle running round taking samples of her ass.

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 16:31:21 19,693 posts
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Yo momma so fat, her ass needs a watch to keep time in Madrid!

Maybe.

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:31:39 37,743 posts
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Yo mama's so fat, the bodysnatchers called home for backup

GingerMagician 2 Sep 2005 16:38:29 3,011 posts
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espadachin wrote:
whys yo momma so fat?
coz every time i fuck her, i give her a biscuit....

Nicked from the famous Eddo Brandes/Glenn McGrath cricket sledge!

stewH 2 Sep 2005 16:43:38 202 posts
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Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street...

I said "what you doin' "...

She said: "movin' "

Edited by stewH at 16:47:55 02-09-2005

smoothpete 2 Sep 2005 16:47:14 37,743 posts
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Yo mama's so fat she's this woman

Universal_Hamster 2 Sep 2005 16:48:20 4,948 posts
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stewH wrote:
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street...

I said "what you doin' "...

She said: "movin' "

Edited by stewH at 16:47:55 02-09-2005

White men cant jump?

Tricky 2 Sep 2005 16:52:27 5,088 posts
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Slurpy J wrote:
When she walks backwards she goes "beep beep beep beep"

A more subtle version is:

When her pager goes off, people think she's reversing.

Alternatively, you're momma's so fat that when she went to the restaurant, she got a group discount.

Edited by Tricky at 16:56:26 02-09-2005

ProfessorLesser 2 Sep 2005 17:27:37 19,693 posts
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smoothpete wrote:
Yo mama's so fat she's this woman

"Click to see larger image."

LMAO!

Clart 2 Sep 2005 17:30:26 1,169 posts
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.. when she was in class, she sat next to everyone.

Shadrach 2 Sep 2005 17:35:09 1,878 posts
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... when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

...When she falls over she rocks herself to sleep trying to get back up.

Monsta 2 Sep 2005 17:46:53 1,276 posts
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....She's got her own Post code

...She's not so much a person, more a place

Deleted user 2 September 2005 17:54:31

...when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell.

symmetry 2 Sep 2005 17:59:11 508 posts
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... her farts are measured on the Richter scale.

Deleted user 2 September 2005 23:59:58

!

morriss 3 Sep 2005 00:30:31 71,293 posts
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Jetset_UK wrote:
... she went on the London Eye, and the people at the top starved to death.

excellent! genuine lol!

morriss 3 Sep 2005 00:33:19 71,293 posts
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cubbymoore wrote:
...when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell.

brilliant!!

DrPhil 3 Sep 2005 00:56:52 694 posts
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Yo mommas so fat she died of obesity...

too far?

Deleted user 3 September 2005 00:59:17

Yo momma's so fat I took this picture.

tombo 3 Sep 2005 01:00:31 2,170 posts
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cubbymoore wrote:
Yo momma's so fat I took this picture.

kin ell.

Deleted user 3 September 2005 01:02:29

Yeah, she so fat the baby came out when she was combin' fo crabs.

morriss 3 Sep 2005 01:03:51 71,293 posts
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cubbymoore wrote:
Yeah, she so fat the baby came out when she was combin' fo crabs.

:

mrharvest 3 Sep 2005 01:07:22 5,718 posts
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Yo momma's so fat even jokes about her don't fit on this forum.

tombo 3 Sep 2005 01:09:08 2,170 posts
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It's all yours if you can find a way in.

Deleted user 3 September 2005 01:11:05

Yo mommas so fat that she collapsed on her self and imploded and created a new universe. 'cept she couldn't fit in it then neither!

morriss 3 Sep 2005 12:31:06 71,293 posts
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your mommas so fat when she puts on a belt she needs a boomerang

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