Yo momma so fat... Page 3

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  • Deleted user 3 September 2005 13:07:21
    She was in the road and I ran out of petrol driving round her...
  • Tomo 3 Sep 2005 13:22:22 19,565 posts
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    Nipples wrote:
    She was in the road and I ran out of petrol driving round her...

    This is good.

    cubbymoore wrote:
    Yeah, she so fat the baby came out when she was combin' fo crabs.

    This is genius!
  • Eighthours 3 Sep 2005 14:06:07 713 posts
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    Yo momma's so fat that the president of the Michelle McManus fanclub wouldn't.
  • tombo 3 Sep 2005 14:17:35 2,170 posts
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    Yo momma so fat your dad has to whack off to pictures of skinny girls like Fern Britton or Dawn French
  • Login-Industry 3 Sep 2005 20:22:10 271 posts
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    Yo momma's so fat... the fat bleeder. I mean, 25 stone - that's fat by anyone's standards. Fat fat fat fat FAT!

    The Fat fecker.

    Edited by Login Industry at 20:26:24 03-09-2005
  • Deleted user 3 September 2005 22:09:53
    Tomo wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    Yeah, she so fat the baby came out when she was combin' fo crabs.

    This is genius!
    /blushes

    Made that one up all by myself.
  • Toonster 3 Sep 2005 22:14:36 6,930 posts
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    Yo mamma so fat that when she goes to a restaurant, instead of asking for a menu, she asks for an estimate.
  • Deleted user 3 September 2005 23:49:25
    Yo momma so fat she died!
  • symmetry 4 Sep 2005 13:20:27 508 posts
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    Yo momma so fat she's protected by an energy shield, which is generated from the nearby forest Moon of Endor.
  • Frankypanky 4 Sep 2005 13:58:57 932 posts
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    Yo momma so fat, during your birth the doctor had to drive in to pick you up.

    Edited by Frankypanky at 14:09:08 04-09-2005
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