David Hasselhoff phoned his agent...

tombo 3 Sep 2005 14:46:04 2,170 posts
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David Hasselhoff phoned his agent: "Hi there Jim"
"Well hello there David, what can I do for you?"

"Well, Jim I've had an idea. On all of my promo material and press releases I'd like to be called simply 'Hoff'. I think it sounds really catchy and a short name's really cool these days. Imagine: 'Nightrider- Special Edition DVD, with commentary by Hoff' "

"Okay, David, no Hassle"

ba-doom-tish.

Nasty 3 Sep 2005 14:54:15 4,840 posts
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Do not pass Go, Do not collect 200...
Daryoon 3 Sep 2005 15:11:38 5,912 posts
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Just just Hoff, but The Hoff.
Deleted user 3 September 2005 17:31:46

True story, his hip-hop name is Hassle the Hoff.

Dragul 3 Sep 2005 17:33:34 5,536 posts
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Gremmi wrote:
True story, his hip-hop name is Hassle the Hoff.

LOL

But I thought his hip-hop name was "Hassle Everybody With Is Big Man B00bs That Are Bigger Than Pamela Anderson Ones"

DrPhil 4 Sep 2005 00:13:01 694 posts
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Daryoon wrote:
Just just Hoff, but The Hoff.

I prefer, The Hoffer

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