Joanna Dark on front cover of FHM

  • kincaide 29 Sep 2005 11:28:27 5,067 posts
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    Complete with "interview"...


    ...great - that'll nail the old chestnut of gamers being percieved as spotty teenagers who lust after scanitly clad ladies all the time. I know Rare are on a PR assault after all this time off - but pur-lease.....

    Linkage

    Edited by kincaide at 11:33:51 29-09-2005
  • kincaide 29 Sep 2005 11:33:30 5,067 posts
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    Fruit_Salad wrote:
    /Makes note -- November issue.

    Complete with Paris Hilton. At least she is real

    How much do you reckon M$ paid for the Jo Dark "interview" and cover?
  • deem 29 Sep 2005 11:35:17 31,667 posts
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  • MrWorf 29 Sep 2005 11:36:18 64,187 posts
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    Just you wait... in 30-odd years we'll be able to create our own women. holography+good ai = perfect woman.
  • Deleted user 29 September 2005 11:38:26
    Razz wrote:
    Just you wait... in 30-odd years we'll be able to create our own women. holography+good ai = perfect woman.

    holography plus completely random, scatty and irrational ai would prbably be more realistic :)
  • Stickman 29 Sep 2005 11:38:59 29,986 posts
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    How upsetting. Bet Paris and Tara Reid are well chuffed playing second 'fiddle' (phnaar!) to a computer game character.
  • pjmaybe 29 Sep 2005 11:40:04 70,666 posts
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    Quite funny how they've even managed to make a "fake" woman have implant-looking boobs!

    Peej
  • templar-wizard 29 Sep 2005 11:40:16 3,153 posts
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    old. the othe pd0 thread has this and MORE! ;P
  • kincaide 29 Sep 2005 14:16:11 5,067 posts
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    templar wizard wrote:
    old. the othe pd0 thread has this and MORE! ;P

    linkage?? I did a search for fhm and joanna dark - and it didn't give me any results. Sorry my searching wasn't good enough Templar :-(
  • Huntcjna 29 Sep 2005 14:18:19 13,890 posts
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    Stickman wrote:
    How upsetting. Bet Paris and Tara Reid are well chuffed playing second 'fiddle' (phnaar!) to a computer game character.

    Actually there are three different covers one with joanna, paris and tara
  • sam_spade 29 Sep 2005 14:19:17 15,745 posts
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    Is it me, or is her right hip completely distorted?
  • warlockuk 29 Sep 2005 14:22:57 19,519 posts
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    kincaide wrote:
    Complete with Paris Hilton. At least she is real
    Hahahaha

    Comedy Gold.
  • phAge 29 Sep 2005 14:30:02 25,487 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    Just you wait... in 30-odd years we'll be able to create our own women. holography+good ai = perfect woman.
    How about just decent AI? Or AI altogether?

    Why is everyone backing away from me? And what is that hissing sound? Minky? Rubes? NNNNOOOOOOOargh!!!!!!!!
  • Freek 29 Sep 2005 14:33:43 7,682 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Quite funny how they've even managed to make a "fake" woman have implant-looking boobs!

    Peej

    Just hire a shitty artist. Diden't FHM also do an equally horrible "photoshoot" of Bloodrayne? Looks about the same.
  • Whizzo 29 Sep 2005 14:47:12 44,810 posts
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    The latest copy of FHM that's in the hospital shop has that Paris Hilton picture on the cover, maybe there's multiple covers of the issue?

    edit: ah there is as Huntcjna said earlier in the thread.

    Edited by Whizzo at 14:51:58 29-09-2005
  • ssuellid 29 Sep 2005 14:48:48 19,142 posts
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    Huntcjna wrote:
    Actually there are three different covers one with joanna, paris and tara
  • bivith 29 Sep 2005 17:25:56 2,469 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Quite funny how they've even managed to make a "fake" woman have implant-looking boobs!

    Peej

    Like you've ever seen a real pair of boobs :p
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 29 Sep 2005 17:44:59 47,501 posts
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    I've been to many shops, and they ALL had many many copies of the magazine.

    Every last one, Paris Hilton.
  • Whizzo 29 Sep 2005 18:13:04 44,810 posts
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    Someone had obviously had a peak at the one in the hospital shop so it was slightly out of place when I visited it again, a certain game character was on the cover of the one behind it.
  • Xerx3s 29 Sep 2005 19:26:47 23,970 posts
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    "holography+good ai = perfect woman." = Is there such a thing as good ai in a women?

    /ducks for cover. ^_^
  • phAge 29 Sep 2005 20:06:14 25,487 posts
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    Xerx3s wrote:
    "holography+good ai = perfect woman." = Is there such a thing as good ai in a women?

    /ducks for cover. ^_^
    *Ahem*

    /points
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  • Furbs 14 Jun 2007 22:45:51 45,740 posts
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    Its annoying, I always buy FHM (for my sins) but buying one with a computer generated woman on it drops below my sado-meter scale...

    /still has a mint copy of the Gillian Anderson issue which once went for £400 on Ebay...

    Edit: Ah nice one Huntcjna...Tara for me then...

    Edited by Furbs at 14:23:46 29-09-2005
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