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I was just thinking that writing cunt or fuck might be a bit vulgar and I can't be arsed using *s, so I though I'd try turning the middle 2 letters around giving fcuk and cnut. Don't really like it though. So fuck and cunt it is. |
Working with filthy f**kers • Page 2
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lost_soul 9,372 posts
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lost_soul wrote:
Indeed vulgarity roolz! I always find it strange with censoring swearing, I mean we all know what your saying anyway so it isn't really that different to just leaving it as it is.
Don't really like it though. So fuck and cunt it is. -
Machiavel 5,964 posts
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Registered 19 years agoMr Sleep wrote:
lost_soul wrote:
Indeed vulgarity roolz! I always find it strange with censoring swearing, I mean we all know what your saying anyway so it isn't really that different to just leaving it as it is.
Don't really like it though. So fuck and cunt it is.
True, but then the entire light entertainment TV output of the last 50s years would be rendered null and void. You need to shift the meaning away. Shift happens. -
Alastair 24,560 posts
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Registered 19 years agoQuite, my Mother takes excessive offense to swearing, and got quite upset when I wore a FCUK tshirt!
Cuh! -
Machiavel wrote:
Kind of makes it cooler then though, doesn't it? Like a little rebellious in joke that you get which makes one feel great. Fuck that! I'm not a champion of excessive swearing however I think most censorship of swearing is entirely pointless....I want to go home and play on Gothic 2...
True, but then the entire light entertainment TV output of the last 50s years would be rendered null and void. You need to shift the meaning away. Shift happens. -
Nemesis 19,957 posts
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Registered 19 years agoBloody hell.
It's all very civil here, there's only a couple of mingers that don't wash their hands and having to open the door with the handle they've just touched........brave indeed.
At my old place the gents single cubicle got blocked. Took them 3 WEEKS before they would pay for someone to come sort it. Tight c..ts.
Also, in another place, there'd be a bloke who would make rubbing skin noises in one of the cubicles. We couldn't work out if he had skin rash issues or it was just the sound of a dry wank.
...and I thought everyone played the GBA/phone games whilst on the throne. Maybe just us few l337 gamers then. -
Steven-Huckle 852 posts
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Registered 18 years agoNemesis wrote:
Bloody hell.
Also, in another place, there'd be a bloke who would make rubbing skin noises in one of the cubicles. We couldn't work out if he had skin rash issues or it was just the sound of a dry wank.
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HAHAHAHHA, that made me laugh out loud!!! Dry wank ffs lol -
Shivoa 6,314 posts
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Registered 19 years agolost_soul wrote:
I steal bog role from work, I'm too cheap to buy my own!Who doesn't? You mean people actually pay for that stuff.
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lost_soul 9,372 posts
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Registered 19 years agoShivoa wrote:
Really? I thought I was alone, all my mates laugh at me when I tell them.
lost_soul wrote:
Who doesn't? You mean people actually pay for that stuff.
I steal bog role from work, I'm too cheap to buy my own! -
Killerbee 5,080 posts
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Registered 19 years agoShivoa wrote:
One placed I did a stint of holiday work at as a student had this hideous tracing paper type ultra-cheap&nasty bog roll. It actually repelled shit back onto your arse cheeks.
lost_soul wrote:
Who doesn't? You mean people actually pay for that stuff.
I steal bog role from work, I'm too cheap to buy my own!
People used to bring their own luxury quilted toilet tissue in from home to use at work. Used to keep it in their bottom drawers to stop others stealing it. Honestly, good bog roll was one of the most valuable commodities you could have at work. Sod packets of Jaffa Cakes and a trip to the pub for my birthday, give me something for a satisfying wipe!
I'm very glad that was only a temporary job. -
Gurgy 2,923 posts
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Registered 19 years agoI recall a story from a good while back (10 years maybe) about my brother-in law.
He always took pride in his toilet work and one day could be heard frantically flushing the loo time after time. Eventually he came into the front room to announce that he'd done it all in "one big log" (no wasted droppings, impressive eh) but it was so big it had curled up in the loo and wouldn't flush.
His solution ? Fetch a dinner knife and slice it up in the bowl to enable a clearing flush.
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renzo 3,195 posts
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Registered 18 years agoReGuRgIt8oR, that is one disgusting story. Please don't ever tell it again. I'm still trying to get those images out of my mind.
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oneiros 1,877 posts
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Registered 18 years agoOne of our guys has a thing about warm air hand driers (they're not hygenic, apparently (?)); he'll wash his hands, then not use the drier so every door handle from t'bog back to the office is left dripping wet. Nice... -
Nemesis 19,957 posts
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Registered 19 years agoErm, always remember chaps, don't use the bar of soap, use a dispenser. Meh /shudder -
HitchHiker 2,892 posts
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Registered 19 years agoThe toilets where I work have a row of four urinal bowls that flush at regular intervals, which is nice.
However, the last bowl has a drainage problem and fills up but doesn't quite overflow, unless your using it at the time and can't stop, then you gonna end up with wet toes
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Nemesis 19,957 posts
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Registered 19 years agoIn my old place some dirty git left soiled skidded Y-Fronts beside the shitter. There were only 4 blokes that worked at our place, we reckon it was Smelly Steve. Then again it could of been BO Simon, who sweated SO bad he resembled Lee Evans after a concert. I've never seen a bloke like it. Big wet circles under arms of shirt, all down back of shirt, down FRONT of shirt. He was a ginga too. -
Alastair 24,560 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYuckola!
Reminds me of Mike McShane on Who's Line Is It Anyway - by the end of the show he'd be sweating through his jacket! -
CerealKey wrote:
I *always* play my GBA on the loo. And half the forum borrowed my GBA to play monkeyball at the geekmeet (*pauses for evil laugh - BWAHAHAHA*).
Didn't otto once say that he played his GBA on the loo?
A few years ago, when I bought my first mobile phone, I'd been messing around with the features (such as one touch dialling) but not yet worked out the keypad lock... (yes you know what's coming) Imagine my dismay when I checked my phone after a particularly strenuous visit to the bog to see that my mobile had been speaking to my mate's answer machine for the duration... D-%
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