Following The X-Factor Thread Page 254

  • RobTheBuilder 24 Nov 2012 22:11:00 6,976 posts
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    @Peew971 That was a classic moment. Staged, but classic.
  • Anthony_UK 1 Dec 2012 02:49:27 2,921 posts
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    This quote from the Telegraph made me chuckle, they don't seem to be a fan of Chris

    It is just a shame this former cruise-ship entertainer was not at sea 100 years ago because his devastating honk, potentially the most effective and distressing sonic weapon this side of a brown noise gun, could surely have shattered all nearby icebergs.
  • Deleted user 1 December 2012 21:29:34
    Help me please. Someone please run over Nicole.
  • The-Bodybuilder 3 Dec 2012 04:45:18 17,186 posts
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    run over Nicole? I'll do that.....WITH MY WANG!
  • CharlieStCloud 8 Dec 2012 20:20:14 5,812 posts
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    The bad news, this is on for the next couple of hours.

    ... the good news?

    This is the last weekend, hooray!
  • danathjo 8 Dec 2012 20:29:09 8,094 posts
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    oh shut up you bloody love it you big queen
  • THFourteen 8 Dec 2012 20:31:19 47,930 posts
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    Lol!

    As long as Maloney doesn't win I'm good.
  • CharlieStCloud 8 Dec 2012 20:32:03 5,812 posts
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    danathjo wrote:
    oh shut up you bloody love it you big queen
    I don't mind watching Strictly, but this?

    *groans* ... it just goes on and on.

    I play Letterpress or read a book whilst she watches it.
  • danathjo 8 Dec 2012 20:47:52 8,094 posts
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    I must say I've seen less of this year then any other due to it just being devoid if proper talent but I have enjoyed yelling at the telly at the utter shit that I've seen
  • Lukus 8 Dec 2012 20:49:36 21,198 posts
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    I love Nicole, shut your face poop pants Mowgli.
  • smoothpete 8 Dec 2012 20:50:16 34,631 posts
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    Come on james. Don't let chris win.
  • nickthegun 8 Dec 2012 20:51:06 73,319 posts
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    Hes so much better than the other two its almost unfair.
  • CharlieStCloud 8 Dec 2012 20:52:36 5,812 posts
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    Watching Nicole dancing to James song and showing off her curvy bum was ... very pleasant.

    Please Sir, can I see some more?

    Edited by CharlieStCloud at 20:54:02 08-12-2012
  • Deleted user 8 December 2012 20:53:48
    Lukus wrote:
    I love Nicole, shut your face poop pants Mowgli.
    She is a funking awful excuse for a human. Hope she gets crushed to death under a pile of elephant poop.
  • THFourteen 8 Dec 2012 20:55:05 47,930 posts
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    I might consider spotifying James Arthur's album.

    There I said it.
  • Deleted user 8 December 2012 20:56:43
    mowgli wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    I love Nicole, shut your face poop pants Mowgli.
    She is a funking awful excuse for a human. Hope she gets crushed to death under a pile of elephant poop.
    You wish death upon a freakishly high amount of people!
  • Deleted user 8 December 2012 20:58:52
    graysonavich wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    Lukus wrote:
    I love Nicole, shut your face poop pants Mowgli.
    She is a funking awful excuse for a human. Hope she gets crushed to death under a pile of elephant poop.
    You wish death upon a freakishly high amount of people!
    That's it you're on the tucking list too now.

    Someone bring me more paper.
  • mrpon 8 Dec 2012 20:59:44 34,294 posts
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    Guys you want to tuck into bed?
  • Lukus 8 Dec 2012 21:11:22 21,198 posts
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    I wonder how many times Jahmene has jerked it whilst thinking about Nicole since being part of the X Factor? I bet it's daily.
  • Lukus 8 Dec 2012 21:13:05 21,198 posts
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    I wonder how many times Maloney has jerked it whilst thinking about murdering Nicole with piano wire since being part of the X Factor? I bet it's daily.
  • danathjo 8 Dec 2012 21:15:35 8,094 posts
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    maybe but clearly not jerking enough, he is Way too nervous for s guy with clean pipes
  • danathjo 8 Dec 2012 21:16:56 8,094 posts
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    lol
    @ your first post but I guess it works for both
  • heavy_salad 8 Dec 2012 21:20:05 1,156 posts
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    Lukus wrote:
    I wonder how many times Jahmene has jerked it whilst thinking about Nicole since being part of the X Factor? I bet it's daily.
    I've been doing it daily and I only watch on the tele.
  • THFourteen 8 Dec 2012 21:33:01 47,930 posts
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    The sound quality on this broadcast is awful.

    Or is it just my sky box?
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