Bye, everybody! Page 3

  • DaisyD 15 Nov 2005 17:18:38 11,816 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    DaisyD wrote:
    What utter self-indugent crap!
    Says she with the "Win a date" thread :p
    The idea of which was thought up by other members of this forum . . .
  • Spanky 15 Nov 2005 17:18:53 15,037 posts
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    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!
  • DaisyD 15 Nov 2005 17:21:34 11,816 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!
    I still laugh (to myself) when I hear grown women refering to their "lady's front bottom"!
  • minkyqueen 15 Nov 2005 17:22:31 1,880 posts
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    Spanky wrote:
    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!

    Purple Ronnie suggested "Down There" and "Lady-Hole". For men's parts there was willy, dangler, goolies, todger, wobbler and doodah
  • minkyqueen 15 Nov 2005 17:23:22 1,880 posts
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    DaisyD wrote:
    Spanky wrote:
    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!
    I still laugh (to myself) when I hear grown women refering to their "lady's front bottom"!

    lol, agreed!
  • GTBurns 15 Nov 2005 17:24:25 1,772 posts
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    DaisyD wrote:
    Spanky wrote:
    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!
    I still laugh (to myself) when I hear grown women refering to their "lady's front bottom"!

    Lol. Yeah, you can't laugh out loud around those types: p-r-u-u-u-u-d-e-y! ;)
  • souljah 15 Nov 2005 17:26:06 4,705 posts
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    See! This is why I love EG!

    A guy starts a good-bye thread and by page three its the vagina and penis monologues \o/

    Gash?

    Baby pumper outer?
  • Jetset_UK 15 Nov 2005 17:29:14 3,578 posts
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    So where else is there to go then?
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  • Spanky 15 Nov 2005 17:36:43 15,037 posts
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    souljah wrote:
    A guy starts a good-bye thread and by page three its the vagina and penis monologues \o/
    It'll be a eulogy to old Nexoid 9.
  • sam_spade 15 Nov 2005 17:39:49 15,745 posts
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    Has anyone posted this yet?
  • GTBurns 15 Nov 2005 18:00:41 1,772 posts
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    sam_spade wrote:
    Has anyone posted this yet?

    No. But it is frighteningly apt and accurate. I'm baffled by someone feeling the need to announce their departure from an internet forum. Surely you just do as I and many others do, you dip in and out when it suits and stay the fuck away when it doesn't!?

    If you decide that such forms of socially maladjusted procrastination are no longer for you - get your kicks in the real world - or buy a desert island and navel-gaze to your hearts' content. Getting a nice, even tan while you do so. :)

    Spanky wrote:
    It'll be a eulogy to old Nexoid 9.

    It was Hexagon 12, wasn't it!?

    *Sigh*

    Soon forgotten, eh? ;)

    Edited by GTBurns at 18:21:38 15-11-2005
  • SirScratchalot 15 Nov 2005 19:41:43 7,921 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    so anyway, i had a look back at the 13 pages of this soon to be infamous thread. some pointless arguments, some irrational judgements, some immature behaviour.

    not EG's best moment, thats a given.

    to cut a long story short, in my eyes you made an over-sensitive decision to cut short your stay on this forum because a couple of EGers said things that weren't particularily offensive, that weren't abusive and could only be called extremely opinionated, argumentative and fairly irrational. that thread is not represensitive of EG and the forum regulars as a whole and you know it. it was a single thread and in my eyes, you should have just read it, made your point about how disgusting it was and got on with your day. instead you come on here painting people as evil people when they quite simply are not. to me, it seems you delivered a statement stating that the terrible things you must have seen in that thread caused you enough emotional trauma that cut so deep that you can no longer visit the forum (because you were such the regular in the first place).

    get over yourself son. its the internet. its a forum. you can choose what to read and what not to read.

    you'll be back within a couple of weeks, i've little doubt.

    Edited by foreverafternothing at 16:15:48 15-11-2005

    ....So this is when you get on with your day then? (And itīs a reference to your own post, see if you spot it :)
  • SirScratchalot 15 Nov 2005 19:51:21 7,921 posts
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    foreverafternothing wrote:
    just wondering, apart from that one instance where Spanky jokingly called Minky a cunt, did anyone else personally attack anyone with derogatory, offensive terms like it?

    i don't believe anyone else did.

    so its funny to see people being called 'bastards' by Minky and Morriss and 'absolute tosser fuckwits' and 'fannies' by our good friend Nexus 6. doesn't that strike you as being very hypocritical?

    Well I was called SirScratchanarse and all that, but nobody mind how I feel.... *sniff*
  • Deleted user 15 November 2005 19:58:34
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    I agree with the Gibbon, we deffo can't afford to lose another Glaswegian. We have to stick together!

    There are a few wanks yeah and then there is the majority of good guys. It's just like life outside the window!

    Edit: Added link

    Edited by boabg at 20:11:09 15-11-2005
  • Lutzie 15 Nov 2005 20:01:30 952 posts
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    Have a good life.

    Live long and prosper.
  • Syrette 15 Nov 2005 20:17:22 51,181 posts
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    SirScratchalot wrote:
    foreverafternothing wrote:
    so anyway, i had a look back at the 13 pages of this soon to be infamous thread. some pointless arguments, some irrational judgements, some immature behaviour.

    not EG's best moment, thats a given.

    to cut a long story short, in my eyes you made an over-sensitive decision to cut short your stay on this forum because a couple of EGers said things that weren't particularily offensive, that weren't abusive and could only be called extremely opinionated, argumentative and fairly irrational. that thread is not represensitive of EG and the forum regulars as a whole and you know it. it was a single thread and in my eyes, you should have just read it, made your point about how disgusting it was and got on with your day. instead you come on here painting people as evil people when they quite simply are not. to me, it seems you delivered a statement stating that the terrible things you must have seen in that thread caused you enough emotional trauma that cut so deep that you can no longer visit the forum (because you were such the regular in the first place).

    get over yourself son. its the internet. its a forum. you can choose what to read and what not to read.

    you'll be back within a couple of weeks, i've little doubt.

    Edited by foreverafternothing at 16:15:48 15-11-2005

    ....So this is when you get on with your day then? (And itīs a reference to your own post, see if you spot it :)
    yeah, i spotted 'it'. he read the thread and to his reaction i suggested he just get on with his day. you picked up on this and pointed out how i should have done the same to his post.

    congralutions, good find, it's so ironic that i may as well have never bothered with the post in the first place.
  • GrayFox 15 Nov 2005 20:18:03 1,698 posts
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    DaisyD wrote:
    Spanky wrote:
    minkyqueen wrote:
    leaving the women with crap ones.
    You're right, they're either too vulgar or too twee. I don't actually see anybody using pussy outside of porn, at least i hope not.

    Bucket? Vulgar. Cup? Twee... gah!
    I still laugh (to myself) when I hear grown women refering to their "lady's front bottom"!

    Then how do you call your women parts? I'm not English but in my language that part names also doesn't sound right. Nicest I hear were: "crack", "mouse", "shell", "katie" and few other that don't translate.
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  • Deleted user 15 November 2005 20:27:09
    Furbs wrote:

    Theres Xbox fan, a Sony fan and a Nintendo fan...

    ...and they all go into a pub...
  • UncleLou Moderator 15 Nov 2005 20:27:25 40,723 posts
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    Which reminds me that the Kameo video review on IGN begins with "Kameo really feels like a Nintendo game..." :p
  • thegamesthething 15 Nov 2005 20:29:58 1,079 posts
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    which is of course cobblers - if it was a nintendo game we would have to wait another 10 months for it
  • GrayFox 15 Nov 2005 20:35:13 1,698 posts
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    Furbs wrote:
    Theres Xbox fan, a Sony fan and a Nintendo fan...

    Funny that you didn't say Microsoft. :D
  • DaisyD 15 Nov 2005 21:07:00 11,816 posts
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    GrayFox wrote:
    Then how do you call your women parts? I'm not English but in my language that part names also doesn't sound right. Nicest I hear were: "crack", "mouse", "shell", "katie" and few other that don't translate.
    Hmmm, Katie's not a bad one, as long as you don't have any friends called Katie. I usually say "my bits" for lack of a better word.
  • CaptainBeefheart 15 Nov 2005 21:10:40 133 posts
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    In olden days hip hop artistes would call it a 'Jenny'.
  • Syrette 15 Nov 2005 21:26:35 51,181 posts
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    is that what you want for christmas Koti?
  • Syrette 15 Nov 2005 21:33:35 51,181 posts
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    how has your behaviour been this year then? no ASBOs i take it?
  • opalw00t 16 Nov 2005 10:50:14 12,836 posts
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    DaisyD wrote:
    GrayFox wrote:
    Then how do you call your women parts? I'm not English but in my language that part names also doesn't sound right. Nicest I hear were: "crack", "mouse", "shell", "katie" and few other that don't translate.
    Hmmm, Katie's not a bad one, as long as you don't have any friends called Katie. I usually say "my bits" for lack of a better word.

    I'm a big fan of the word 'mimsy'. Doesn't work so well in the bedroom though...
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