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UncleLou Moderator 28 Nov 2005 09:28:00 40,723 posts
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Stalin Subway?!

itamae 28 Nov 2005 09:30:07 10,213 posts
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Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter? Advanced Warfighter?! Warfighter!??!?

Pike 28 Nov 2005 09:31:05 13,459 posts
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UncleLou wrote:
Stalin Subway?!

Judging by the screenshots it looks as if it may be an accurate description of the setting of the game.

Deleted user 28 November 2005 09:31:25

This always reminds me of the Simpsons.

Deleted user 28 November 2005 10:40:15

"Grand Heat" is the Japanese name for Burnout. Always made me laugh.

Sly9 28 Nov 2005 10:44:21 412 posts
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Bumpy Trot FTW!

Blerk Moderator 28 Nov 2005 10:46:24 48,222 posts
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Bumpy Trot looks brilliant! The only thing madder than the name is the game itself. :-)

Deleted user 28 November 2005 10:46:35

Super Magical Hat Turbo Flying Adventure!! Best game on the MD!!!

UncleLou Moderator 28 Nov 2005 10:48:24 40,723 posts
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The full title is even better: Junk Romance Great Action Bumpy Trot

pjmaybe 28 Nov 2005 10:50:28 70,666 posts
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Stalin Subway made me laugh.

Is that Michael Palin on the right of the site?

Peej

pjmaybe 28 Nov 2005 10:51:21 70,666 posts
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Oh the one that always made me laugh, because I could imagine Pajitnov pitching it..

"Hatris"

"Eh?"

"Well it's like Tetris...but with hats!"

"......"

"Someone write this guy a cheque for 20 million"

Peej

Max_Powers 28 Nov 2005 10:59:53 1,256 posts
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Splinter Cell: Pandorra Tomorrow

Like Advanced Warfighter a bit overblown

Tiger_Walts 28 Nov 2005 11:03:41 16,674 posts
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Splinetr Cell

Exclusive to the Xbox Classics range.

Sly9 28 Nov 2005 11:18:45 412 posts
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Ninjabread Man

Genius

Genji 28 Nov 2005 11:22:44 19,682 posts
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Touch Dic!

Deleted user 28 November 2005 11:40:33

Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth.

GrandTheftApu 28 Nov 2005 11:47:37 6,117 posts
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itamae wrote:
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter? Advanced Warfighter?! Warfighter!??!?

Full Spectrum Warrior isn't much better.

Genji 28 Nov 2005 11:54:44 19,682 posts
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GrandTheftApu wrote:

itamae wrote:
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter? Advanced Warfighter?! Warfighter!??!?

Full Spectrum Warrior isn't much better.

Well, my warriors operate using the entire spectrum of possible colours. All the colours of the rainbow! Do your warriors do that? I don't think so.

ed 28 Nov 2005 12:18:33 260 posts
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metal gear solid 3: snake eater.........

I mean come on! Did they not think about it, AT ALL?

pjmaybe 28 Nov 2005 12:20:36 70,666 posts
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Mark Ecko's getting up, contents under pressure.

Must've seen that picture of Gail Porter's arse on the houses of parliament. My contents were under pressure for a wee while when I first saw it, I must say.

Peej

Retroid Moderator 28 Nov 2005 13:22:43 45,464 posts
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An esher-esque arcade game?

MrWorf 28 Nov 2005 13:27:02 64,187 posts
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Genji wrote:
Touch Dic!

ROFLM>AO!!!!

I'm in tears mate!! IN TEARS!!

Whizzo 28 Nov 2005 13:32:01 44,810 posts
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Genji wrote:

GrandTheftApu wrote:

itamae wrote:
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter? Advanced Warfighter?! Warfighter!??!?

Full Spectrum Warrior isn't much better.

Well, my warriors operate using the entire spectrum of possible colours. All the colours of the rainbow! Do your warriors do that? I don't think so.

That's the trouble with naming games after Defense (sic) department projects, they're a bit odd with their naming schemes.

MrWorf 28 Nov 2005 13:36:37 64,187 posts
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Lylat Wars... bsatard trademark. ;_;

Kay 28 Nov 2005 13:50:03 21,321 posts
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Thingy and the Doodahs

K

Genji 28 Nov 2005 13:57:22 19,682 posts
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Razz wrote:

Genji wrote:
Touch Dic!

ROFLM>AO!!!!

I'm in tears mate!! IN TEARS!!

Glad to be of service! It's a Korea-only game, I'm afraid. At least for now...

Deleted user 28 November 2005 14:18:51

Bet On Soldier. No idea what it's supposed to mean. Never read anything about the game simply because i'm pretty damn sure from that title that it can bugger off. Stupid bloody title.

Steel Lancer Arena International, also from the front page, is just bloody stupid too.

Worst Ever Award though goes to "Woodroff and The Schnibble of Azimuth" on the Amiga. Never played it but you just know it was chock full of strenuous techie type puns that only the saddest of techie types would snort with wry knowing laughter at, content that they were 'special' because they got the references.

MrWorf 28 Nov 2005 14:20:42 64,187 posts
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Metal Gear Solid

WTF?

MrWorf 28 Nov 2005 14:21:48 64,187 posts
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Metal Gear Solid

WTF?

oh and Resident Evil? Honestly wtf?

Edited by Razz at 14:22:16 28-11-2005

mrharvest 28 Nov 2005 14:23:23 5,718 posts
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Retroid wrote:
An esher-esque arcade game?

Linked to that page is Kimchi-Men which I found funny as well. "Noodles with pickled vegetables" is a good name for a game.