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The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards 2005!! • Page 3
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Dude_90 123 posts
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CosmicFuzz 32,608 posts
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Registered 15 years agoOh sweet god I think I laughed up a lung 
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Idoru 368 posts
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Registered 14 years agoPretty dire, but I'm afraid all of them pale into insignificance compare to this literary gem from Charlie Stross 's Accelerando:
"Afterward, she reaches down and massages him until he begins to spasm, shuddering uncontrollably, emptying the Darwinian river of his source code into her, communicating via his only output device"
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sam_spade 15,745 posts
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Registered 20 years ago"She felt the cylinder rod of his plunger. "
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BanjoMan 13,692 posts
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Registered 14 years agoIdoru wrote:
Worked for me
Pretty dire, but I'm afraid all of them pale into insignificance compare to this literary gem from Charlie Stross 's Accelerando:
"Afterward, she reaches down and massages him until he begins to spasm, shuddering uncontrollably, emptying the Darwinian river of his source code into her, communicating via his only output device"
Ooh yeah baby, talk geek to me..
/lights cigarette
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Murbs 25,119 posts
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Registered 16 years agoFirst time I've read this thread and I'm getting peculiar looks from the office .gif)
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoBanjoMan wrote:
Idoru wrote:
Worked for me
Pretty dire, but I'm afraid all of them pale into insignificance compare to this literary gem from Charlie Stross 's Accelerando:
"Afterward, she reaches down and massages him until he begins to spasm, shuddering uncontrollably, emptying the Darwinian river of his source code into her, communicating via his only output device"
Ooh yeah baby, talk geek to me..
/lights cigarette
"He plugged his massive 2GB memory stick into her rear access port, and transferred his files straight up her root folder..."
GLOL!
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agopjmaybe wrote:
boabg wrote:
That Irvine Welsh one was ok I thought. But then again I've read a load of his other stuff and I know his style.
Yep that's pretty tame in comparison to the scene where Renton porks his brother's pregnant girlfriend in a toilet in Trainspotting.
Peej
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pjmaybe 70,666 posts
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Registered 20 years agoNup up the fanny, but there was a lot of mental shit about him getting a BJ off the foetus.
/pukes
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jonsaan 27,052 posts
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Registered 15 years agopjmaybe wrote:
Nup up the fanny, but there was a lot of mental shit about him getting a BJ off the foetus.
/pukes
Peej
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When his hand brushed her nipple it tripped a switch and she came alight. He touched her belly and his hand seemed to burn through her. He lavished on her body indirect touches and bitter-sweet sensations flooded her brain.
She became aware of places in her that could only have been concealed there by a god with a sense of humour. Adrift on warm currents, no longer of this world, she became aware of him gliding into her. He loved her with gentleness and strength, stroking her neck, praising her face with his hands, till she was broken up and began a low rhythmic wail. She was a little overwhelmed with being the adored focus of such power, as he rose and fell. She felt certain now that there was a heaven and that it was here, in her body. The universe was in her and with each movement it unfolded to her.
Somewhere in the night a stray rocket went off.
"Somewhere in the night a stray rocket went off" has a nice ring to it but I think it pales compared to the 2005 masterstroke (fnar)
"she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
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