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itamae 7 Dec 2005 12:57:18 10,213 posts
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Spanky wrote:

Mike_Hunt wrote:
It's a special postion. On top, perched on toes, crouched over, leaning forward on fingers, arse bobbing up and down rapidly.

Sounds like a teabagging manouver? Sam Fisher rocks at stealth teabagging!

/splitjump!

If a gamer designed it, mind-rubbers would actually work!

smoothpete 7 Dec 2005 12:59:56 37,743 posts
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Going to sleep would be more irritating.

Select - sleep.

Are you sure you want to sleep?

Yes

Are you sure? All unsaved progress will be lost.

Yes

Spanky 7 Dec 2005 13:03:27 15,037 posts
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If you got hit by a car or shot to death, you'd have a nice spinning out of body experience then wake up upright right outside the hospital, no physio no nothing. \o/

Juninho 7 Dec 2005 13:04:51 1,825 posts
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you could climb ladders while still clutching a gun in both hands

Deleted user 7 December 2005 13:05:13

Spanky wrote:
If you got hit by a car or shot to death, you'd have a nice spinning out of body experience then wake up upright right outside the hospital, no physio no nothing. \o/

You would have lost all your weapons though, thus resorting to previously mentioned quicksave method.

Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 13:06:21 44,810 posts
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Also having sex in a car would just involve not moving while the suspension bounces up and down and you talk dirty.

sam_spade 7 Dec 2005 13:07:08 15,745 posts
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If you accidentally quickloaded though you could find yourself on a Monday morning with a whole week of work ahead of you. Unless you shot your boss out of view of everyone thus rendering it a non-murder.

Salaman 7 Dec 2005 13:15:03 24,162 posts
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Your "quick cheklist" beofre leaving the house would be slightly different.

Instead of Keys, wallet, etc it'd be: Crow bar, some health packs, enough free inventory space

Universal_Hamster 7 Dec 2005 13:18:46 4,948 posts
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You would need an expansion pack before going on holiday...

Spin_Dr_Wolf 7 Dec 2005 13:23:17 6,170 posts
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Everytime you saw a nice lady you could take a screenshot for later.

You would have to try every door, just to see if it opens, and whats behind it.

Only people with name badges would be worth talking to.

Juninho 7 Dec 2005 13:26:09 1,825 posts
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bad guys would hide in groups behind red barrels full of explosive liquid

terminalterror 7 Dec 2005 13:26:22 18,932 posts
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All the pedestrians walking around would look like one of 3 different people and would say the same thing every time you spoke to them, no matter how many times you did it. They also would get annoyed if you threw cans and bottles at them, but wouldn't actually do anything no matter how many times you did it.

Deleted user 7 December 2005 13:31:50

You'd lose all your powerups when you die.

Oh.

drumbaby 7 Dec 2005 13:34:10 2,688 posts
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You wouldn't be able to pick anything up unless you used a gravity gun.

Having a pooh would hurt, because of all the aliasing.

You wouldn't be allowed to feel anything during everyday encounters, unless Immersion gave you the okay.

smoothpete 7 Dec 2005 13:37:09 37,743 posts
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Oh lordy. Uwe Boll would be the most succesful director in history

silver-jon 7 Dec 2005 13:49:33 1,518 posts
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Mike_Hunt wrote:
It's a special postion. On top, perched on toes, crouched over, leaning forward on fingers, arse bobbing up and down rapidly.

Throw in a banana for extra excitement.

[MH]

Oh.

So nothing to do with Mickey Dolenz then.
Then again - maybe it is. Who can tell ? Apart from Mrs Dolenz.

morriss 7 Dec 2005 13:50:43 71,293 posts
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silver jon wrote:

Mike_Hunt wrote:
It's a special postion. On top, perched on toes, crouched over, leaning forward on fingers, arse bobbing up and down rapidly.

Throw in a banana for extra excitement.

[MH]

Oh.

So nothing to do with Mickey Dolenz then.
Then again - maybe it is. Who can tell ? Apart from Mrs Dolenz.

"Here we come, walking down the strret
Get the funniest jokes from,
Everyone we meet"

Loved that show.

pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 13:52:29 70,666 posts
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Clothes would merely be cardboard boxes with hexagonal sleeves, with the design drawn on the outside.

Wheels on cars would be 10-sided and have two measly thin rims but no tyre in the middle

You would be able to cram your brand new car into a wall at 150mph and just get a few little blemishes on the paintwork which would disappear next time you drove into your garage at home.

Peej

Flib 7 Dec 2005 13:53:38 328 posts
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Water would flow in straight diagonal lines.

Touching the water may or may not cause instant death.

Edited by Flib at 14:04:08 07-12-2005

pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 13:55:00 70,666 posts
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And just for a laugh now and again I could slide my arm through a wall if I stood next to it.

Peej

sam_spade 7 Dec 2005 13:59:13 15,745 posts
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Women would either be as beautiful as ice or look like a cover girl on a jazz mag.

Men would either be beefy hunks or gimps.

Deleted user 7 December 2005 13:59:34

Doors that neither open nor serve any obvious purpose would be all over the place, including your own home.

Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 14:00:10 44,810 posts
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I'd hate falling through the world into infinity if you trod on the wrong gap in the pavement.

You could pull, for example, a girl like Mia (NFS:MW) or Alyx (HL2) without saying a single word.

If you were in WWII it would be practically impossible to see a Swastika.

pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 14:01:11 70,666 posts
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Whizzo wrote:
If you were in WWII it would be practically impossible to see a Swastika.

Cor I never thought of that. It's true though, although iirc BF1942 SWWWII had 'em on that little rocket plane thingy.

Peej

Deleted user 7 December 2005 14:02:52

Hmm, you need to play some CoD mate, Swastikas a plenty, and in Wolfensetin too.

boo 7 Dec 2005 14:06:33 13,901 posts
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I'd be able to have a lightsaber!

Singularity 7 Dec 2005 14:07:27 3,282 posts
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You could walk into anybody's house, open their treasure chests, and steal to your heart's content.

Oh, and long grass would conceal piles and piles of cash.

Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 14:08:37 44,810 posts
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kalel wrote:
Hmm, you need to play some CoD mate, Swastikas a plenty, and in Wolfensetin too.

If only there was a decent game in Wolfenstein to go along with the Swastikas.

pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 14:08:53 70,666 posts
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Every time you had sex, a jug would fall on the floor and smash.

Peej

Deleted user 7 December 2005 14:11:34

Whizzo wrote:

kalel wrote:
Hmm, you need to play some CoD mate, Swastikas a plenty, and in Wolfensetin too.
If only there was a decent game in Wolfenstein to go along with the Swastikas.

/is slightly concerned by whizzo's need for Swastikas in games

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