What if a gamer designed it ? Page 3

  • Salaman 7 Dec 2005 14:11:56 24,162 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Hmm, you need to play some CoD mate, Swastikas a plenty, and in Wolfensetin too.
    If only there was a decent game in Wolfenstein to go along with the Swastikas.

    /Boos whozzo
  • Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 14:12:51 44,810 posts
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    Not sure if it's been mentioned already but women's breasts would have an ability to break the laws of physics.
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2005 14:12:54 23,524 posts
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    pjmaybe wrote:
    Wheels on cars would be 10-sided and have two measly thin rims but no tyre in the middle

    You would be able to cram your brand new car into a wall at 150mph and just get a few little blemishes on the paintwork which would disappear next time you drove into your garage at home.

    Peej
    Somone really needs to buy a 360 and play PGR3!

    ;)

    [MH]
  • pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 14:14:20 70,666 posts
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    Not yet.

    Patience young paduan. I'll play it when MS get round to launching the console.

    Peej
  • Mike_Hunt 7 Dec 2005 14:14:21 23,524 posts
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  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:16:03 64,187 posts
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    You could improve you life as easily as they do in the Sims 2.
  • Deleted user 7 December 2005 14:17:28
    Bungee jumping would cease to be a pastime. No need for the bungee. Everyone would be able to jump from whatever height they liked so long as they landed in at least six inches of water.
  • Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 14:19:09 44,810 posts
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    kalel wrote:/is slightly concerned by whizzo's need for Swastikas in games
    I don't like inaccuracies created in a game world purely for the selling of a game for one country.

    People having to hack flight sims to remove the army symbol from tail fins of Stukas when they would never been on there in the first place is stupid.
  • rauper Founder & CEO, Gamer Network 7 Dec 2005 14:19:51 3,379 posts
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    You could pay £10 extra and everything would be exactly the same.

    (topical)
  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:19:57 64,187 posts
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    Star Trek would be a reality!!!

    Edited by Razz at 14:20:37 07-12-2005
  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:20:53 64,187 posts
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    You could rocket jump all the way to Paris!
  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:21:26 64,187 posts
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    RNo need to change clothes! The clothes would be part of your body!
  • pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 14:21:44 70,666 posts
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    rauper wrote:
    You could pay £10 extra and everything would be exactly the same.

    (topical)

    LOL!

    Or alternatively pay 10 quid extra to have your eyeballs smeared with Vaseline

    Peej
  • Whizzo 7 Dec 2005 14:21:46 44,810 posts
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    rauper wrote:
    You could pay £10 extra and everything would be exactly the same.

    (topical)
    Controversial!
  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:23:32 64,187 posts
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    You could use your bogeys as a weapon!
  • Dirtbox 7 Dec 2005 14:24:44 92,595 posts
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  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 14:24:52 64,187 posts
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    ;_;
  • pjmaybe 7 Dec 2005 14:25:18 70,666 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    You could use your bogeys as a weapon!

    You mean you don't already?

    /picks it, licks it, rolls it, and flicks it

    Peej
  • stewH 7 Dec 2005 15:08:40 202 posts
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    Animals would have a secret stash, so when they get killed they leave a small pile of money (and all animals of the same kind carry the same amount of money).
  • Freek 7 Dec 2005 15:10:44 7,682 posts
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    Time daggers would be a commercially availebel product.
  • Twinkle 7 Dec 2005 15:15:58 542 posts
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    Sleeping for a short while would cure all injuries, no matter how severe
  • sam_spade 7 Dec 2005 15:28:45 15,745 posts
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    You wouldn't buy a car, you'd just shoot someone and steal theirs. Or at least shoot everyone in the factory/spawn point.
  • MrWorf 7 Dec 2005 15:31:32 64,187 posts
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    You'd be able to reinact WW2 in a grandscale!
  • silver-jon 7 Dec 2005 18:50:13 1,518 posts
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    rauper wrote:
    You could pay £10 extra and everything would be exactly the same.

    (topical)

    True - except your eyesight would improve and things that once looked "blocky" or jagged would smooth out and move more fluidly.
  • Khab 7 Dec 2005 19:06:57 6,583 posts
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    Taking a shower would require you to find the bathroom, locate the missing knob, repairing the shower curtain, turning the main water on, turning the sink tap downstairs off, stealing a towel from the frisky iguana on the roof and optionally trading some pocket lint to the elderly mechanic for soap.
  • Khab 7 Dec 2005 19:07:52 6,583 posts
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    silver jon wrote:
    rauper wrote:
    You could pay £10 extra and everything would be exactly the same.

    (topical)

    True - except your eyesight would improve and things that once looked "blocky" or jagged would smooth out and move more fluidly.

    Hey, I paid £3000 for basically that! :D
  • Khab 7 Dec 2005 21:40:02 6,583 posts
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    How come these sorts of threads inevitably ends as soon as I post in them?
  • sam_spade 7 Dec 2005 21:45:50 15,745 posts
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    /sniffs

    /leaves
  • Salaman 7 Dec 2005 22:42:35 24,162 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    And babies are called n00bs.

    Haha. Nice one.
  • Khab 7 Dec 2005 23:08:15 6,583 posts
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    sam_spade wrote:
    /sniffs

    /leaves

    Are you saying I SMELL?

    /sniffs armpit

    Ok, I'll admit a slight odor, but nothing unusual after a full day's work.

    /Goes off to take shower
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