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ssuellid 16 Jul 2003 13:52:27 19,142 posts
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Good news for some forum members that I won't name: -

"New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800400.html?

I don't think that it would work as an excuse for pulling one off in public tho.

ssuellid 16 Jul 2003 13:55:42 19,142 posts
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For those who didn't know - Vigour is Errol's dog.

FWB 16 Jul 2003 13:55:57 56,369 posts
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Yes! I may be as blind as a bat but I'm immune to all cancer.

MrWorf 16 Jul 2003 13:56:47 64,193 posts
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ROFLOL!

MrWorf 16 Jul 2003 13:57:16 64,193 posts
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ssuellid wrote:
For those who didn't know - Vigour is Errol's dog.

ROFLOL!

MrWorf 16 Jul 2003 13:57:32 64,193 posts
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FWB wrote:
Yes! I may be as blind as a bat but I'm immune to all cancer.

ROFLOL!

Alastair 16 Jul 2003 13:57:42 24,828 posts
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Errol wrote:
Excellent.

/masturbates with vigour/

Lol
Read that as 'vinegar'!
Yow!!

)

MrWorf 16 Jul 2003 13:57:54 64,193 posts
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o_o
Sorry

Deleted user 16 July 2003 13:58:18

ssuellid wrote:
For those who didn't know - Vigour is Errol's dog.

lol!

Xensor 16 Jul 2003 14:02:00 1,054 posts
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Err.. how frequently?

/slopes off to gents...

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Razz wrote:
o_o
Sorry

ROFLOL!

MrWorf 16 Jul 2003 14:06:27 64,193 posts
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mouse wrote:

Razz wrote:
o_o
Sorry
ROFLOL!

Er... *Heh*

/Has a wank/ C====CC

Khab 16 Jul 2003 14:11:08 6,583 posts
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Weird lookin' nuts there, Razz.

/Has his own wank/ C===B

Deleted user 16 July 2003 14:18:06

Now I'm even more worried, we're all wanking because of ssuelid. You like Sam Fox (80's that is) for a day.

ssuellid 16 Jul 2003 14:19:27 19,142 posts
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Xensor wrote:
Err.. how frequently?

5 or more times a week - might as well make it a nice 7 and knock one off daily.

It either that or: -

"Men who eat six cooked tomatoes a day seem less likely to get prostate cancer."

from: -

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_385335.html

Nice choice - a satisfying daily wank or 6 tomatos?

lost_soul 16 Jul 2003 14:21:30 9,372 posts
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I don't like tomatoes.

Pirotic Moderator 16 Jul 2003 14:22:34 20,644 posts
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Weird lookin' nuts there, Razz.

are you going to take that insult coming from sombody whos dick is about 2.5cm

Deleted user 16 July 2003 14:23:20

ssuellid wrote:
Nice choice - a satisfying daily wank or 6 tomatos?

You could half each and wank with tomatoes.

ssuellid 16 Jul 2003 14:27:54 19,142 posts
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lost_soul wrote:
I don't like tomatoes.

Maybe you could say that if you ever get caught wanking?

Edited by ssuellid at 13:30:23 16-07-2003

ssuellid 16 Jul 2003 14:38:03 19,142 posts
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otto wrote:
/wanders off into sunset, eating spaghetti while knocking one off to the theme to Kids from Fame

Just be carefull not to lick the wrong fingers after you finished your spaghetti.

Deleted user 16 July 2003 14:46:18

ssuellid wrote:
Just be carefull not to lick the wrong fingers after you finished your spaghetti.

That reminds me of a story I heard about a bloke in Birmingham Uni, basically they have this vote for who they'd most like to shoot repeatedly in the head and the bloke who one is hated by everyone and his girlfriend gets up to tell a story. Apparently he once decided to give her a pearl necklace only to, after the event, taste his own...well, you get what I mean.

/hurls

Edited by Mr Sleep at 13:47:32 16-07-2003

Nemesis 16 Jul 2003 14:46:25 20,312 posts
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Actually, think of the logic.

Visit doctor. Doctors asks if you masturbate. You deny this. He sticks a finger up your arse to check the prostate.

Wank for all your worth and tell your doctor. Keep your arse virginity intact!

Killerbee 16 Jul 2003 14:51:59 5,251 posts
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Nemesis wrote:
Actually, think of the logic.

Visit doctor. Doctors asks if you masturbate. You deny this. He sticks a finger up your arse to check the prostate.

Wank for all your worth and tell your doctor. Keep your arse virginity intact!

Well, I don't know about you lot, but I'm convinced!

/fwap fwap fwap/

eviltobz 16 Jul 2003 14:52:05 2,511 posts
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or watch the sperm donation scene in roadtrip, get a few ideas, then find a sexy woman doctor.

Shinji 16 Jul 2003 15:01:54 5,902 posts
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"Apparently he once decided to give her a pearl necklace only to, after the event, taste his own...well, you get what I mean."

Full of protein, you know! Maybe he was a bodybuilder or something?

keepoffthegrass 16 Jul 2003 15:07:29 4 posts
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Apparently the taste can vary dependent upon what you've consumed the night before.

Which is why I'm a bit partial to my own after a few guinesses.

keepoffthegrass 16 Jul 2003 15:09:45 4 posts
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its called guiness.

Deleted user 16 July 2003 15:11:37

No it's not, it's called Guinness.

Deleted user 16 July 2003 15:12:24

Shinji wrote:
"Apparently he once decided to give her a pearl necklace only to, after the event, taste his own...well, you get what I mean."

Full of protein, you know! Maybe he was a bodybuilder or something?

It's good for the skin too, so they reckon.

Welcome to the forum keepoffthegrass...it's double n in Guinness.