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  • spindizzy 3 Jan 2006 16:14:01 7,755 posts
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    Come on you bastards! I'm at work all by myself, and nothing is compiling, and noone is answering my (work-related) emails ... send me something to make me laugh! Now dammit! ;-)
  • Whizzo 3 Jan 2006 16:15:28 44,807 posts
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    Here you go.
  • Merlinho 3 Jan 2006 16:16:18 5,908 posts
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    FFS join the club!

    In the office today for the first time in a while, and there's quite literally no work to do!

    Well unless someone fancies answering this Workbased Learning Question for me:

    "What were the most important issues you have dealt with in a recent piece of work? How did you judge that these were the most important issues? How did these issues impact on your work?"
  • Merlinho 3 Jan 2006 16:16:50 5,908 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    Here you go.
    /enters an eternal loop.

    edit: can't bloody spell

    Edited by Merlinho at 16:17:10 03-01-2006
  • HiddenPooh 3 Jan 2006 16:17:24 1,426 posts
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    See how many times you can get the Porn filter warning to come up before some cunt from IT comes and tells you off
  • spindizzy 3 Jan 2006 16:17:59 7,755 posts
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    Whizzo wrote:
    Here you go.

    /head melts. And not in an amusing way! ;-)
  • Whizzo 3 Jan 2006 16:18:34 44,807 posts
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    Oh sorry, I deliberately misread the thread title as "Confuse me!" ;-)
  • Universal_Hamster 3 Jan 2006 16:19:08 4,948 posts
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    Here, have some games.

    Edited by Universal Hamster at 16:20:04 03-01-2006
  • spindizzy 3 Jan 2006 16:19:31 7,755 posts
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    HiddenPooh wrote:
    See how many times you can get the Porn filter warning to come up before some cunt from IT comes and tells you off

    I don't think there's anyone from IT here, so it'd be tomorrow I'd get in trouble, not today. Anyway, I think I could surf porn all day and noone would really object ...

    HANG ON - THAT'S not a bad idea \o/

    /surfs off in search of filth
  • Merlinho 3 Jan 2006 16:20:24 5,908 posts
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    I've got the webbased email and chat filter up several times today...pisses me off so much that I can't even access my hotmail in work :(
  • HiddenPooh 3 Jan 2006 16:21:37 1,426 posts
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    I've just started a new contract and I can't even acccess bloody Gmail at work - idiots!
  • FWB 3 Jan 2006 16:23:28 56,343 posts
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    Find something to add to your CV.
  • Merlinho 3 Jan 2006 16:24:13 5,908 posts
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    Hiddenpooh, try logging into google with the link on the top right of the homepage, says "Personalise" I think.

    Then from the email bit on the personalised homepage, click on Google Mail and you should get in.

    Well worked for me just now, I tried typing in the web address and no luck but this circumvents the Websense thingy.

    Edited by Merlinho at 16:24:53 03-01-2006
  • Merlinho 3 Jan 2006 16:47:50 5,908 posts
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    Did you get that to work Pooh btw?

    Edit: well anyway, as bored as I have been today, without you guys, I don't know what I would have done! I bid thee farewell, for at least an hour :)

    /prats broadband at home is working again today.

    Edited by Merlinho at 16:58:12 03-01-2006
  • Mola_Ram 30 Oct 2019 07:40:06 23,974 posts
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    That's not very funny.
  • Fake_Blood 18 Dec 2019 07:39:27 10,442 posts
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    Is spindizzy still posting or has he finally fallen into the LHC beam?
  • Jono62 18 Dec 2019 07:40:50 25,345 posts
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    Last post was 2 years ago but was last seen 4 weeks ago.
  • X201 18 Dec 2019 07:57:40 20,701 posts
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    Hes lurking, just need to turn the power up to detect him.
  • Fake_Blood 18 Dec 2019 08:33:12 10,442 posts
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    I guess he existed in a quantum superposition state of both posting and not posting, but now weve looked the quantum wave function has collapsed and we seem to be in the universe where hes not posting.
  • neilka 18 Dec 2019 09:25:54 23,404 posts
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    Jono62 wrote:
    Last post was 2 years ago but was last seen 4 weeks ago.
    But from his point of view both of these things happened at the same time.
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Dec 2019 09:48:30 9,960 posts
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    We can only hope at some point his electrons will smash into something and create a Higgs-Reedpop particle for enough time to post
  • grey_matters 18 Dec 2019 09:54:08 5,281 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Jono62 wrote:
    Last post was 2 years ago but was last seen 4 weeks ago.
    But from his point of view both of these things happened at the same time.
    :D
  • IRWATWO 18 Dec 2019 10:04:40 710 posts
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    Do they still do any science there? I imagined they just got bored by now and turned it into a giant Scalectrix, with junior scientists equally spaced round the loop to put the cars back on. 20 miles of track would at least explain the budget.

    Edited by IRWATWO at 10:06:46 18-12-2019
  • fontgeeksogood 18 Dec 2019 10:08:41 9,960 posts
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    That's what they want you to think as they try to control Cthulu
  • TechnoHippy 18 Dec 2019 10:59:59 17,470 posts
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    The Dreamer awakens....
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