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Hello, I was just thinking about backing up databases and the like, and took a look at how big EG's current database is. It's big. It's also mostly forum activity. So here's some fun stats (measured form last week's backup) # threads in EG forum: 43414 # posts in EG forum: 1098925 # posters with > 1000 posts under belt: 208. Here are the top 20 posters! cubbymoore: 9912 kalel: 10435 k.o.t.i: 10488 Retroid: 11328 sam_spade: 11791 UncleLou: 12242 Dirtbox: 12467 Razz: 12757 rhythm: 12820 ssuellid: 14931 vermin: 15087 Whizzo: 15420 Blerk: 16252 Nemesis: 16300 Furbs: 16876 BartonFink: 17118 Mike_Hunt: 18793 Lutz: 20041 otto: 21839 pjmaybe: 38376 You big losers ![]() *NO WE ARE NOT REINSTATING POST COUNTS ON PROFILES RIGHT NOW SO DON'T ASK* Interesting fact: otto has been last poster on 666 threads :-O |
Forum Stats
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sharpkiddie 474 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 19 years ago -
Yes yes! Bertie +1 ! I'll get there. -
Cuchulainn 845 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 18 years agoAny chance of finding out who was the millionth poster? -
server fault, it must be..
*feels left out* -
quedex 3,135 posts
Seen 14 years ago
Registered 17 years agoCuchulainn wrote:
Any chance of finding out who was the millionth poster?
A quick hack of the URL reveals this:
UncleLou wrote:
You had me excited there for a moment, I thought I had missed a 3rd release!.gif)
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n00bs everybody below me!
Nerds everyone ahead of me! -
quedex wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
Any chance of finding out who was the millionth poster?
A quick hack of the URL reveals this:
UncleLou wrote:
You had me excited there for a moment, I thought I had missed a 3rd release!.gif)
O_O
/awaits HUUUUUUGE prize -
sharpkiddie 474 posts
Seen 4 hours ago
Registered 19 years agoWell, it's hard to say, cos we didn't start the database at post zero, and we've also subsequently deleted a load of posts.
So, post id 1000000 belongs to UncleLou, and the 1000000th sequential post in the database belongs to Furbs, so well done those men. -
Cuchulainn 845 posts
Seen 3 years ago
Registered 18 years agoquedex wrote:
Cuchulainn wrote:
Any chance of finding out who was the millionth poster?
A quick hack of the URL reveals this:
UncleLou wrote:
You had me excited there for a moment, I thought I had missed a 3rd release!.gif)
And once again in the history of EG, an important milestone is definitely related to wanking
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Hoho, and a nice post to win the prize with, Lou!
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sharpkiddie wrote:
\o/
Retroid: 11328*NO WE ARE NOT REINSTATING POST COUNTS ON PROFILES RIGHT NOW SO DON'T ASK*
Awwww, GOWAN!Interesting fact: otto has been last poster on 666 threads
t3h thr34d 4554551n -
lost_soul 9,372 posts
Seen 1 year ago
Registered 19 years agootto wrote:
More likely 90% of his posts are in the football threads.
Some of the new boys have done some astonishing posting then. Furbs, what. the. fuck. you only just got here and already 16,000?!?!? It doesn't make sense, 90% of your posts must consist of dark matter. o_O -
Bertie wrote:
Hoho, and a nice post to win the prize with, Lou!
/giggles
I've always been the quality > quantity type of guy.
/is in denial -
sharpkiddie wrote:
Interesting fact: otto has been last poster on 666 threads
I knew it! otto is the Son of the Beast!! -
lost_soul 9,372 posts
Seen 1 year ago
Registered 19 years agoHow much server space does the forum take up? -
UncleLou wrote:
So you are...
/is in denial -
Decoded 4,426 posts
Registered 18 years agoSPAMMERS! -
lost_soul 9,372 posts
Seen 1 year ago
Registered 19 years agoRetroid wrote:
Best joke, ever \o/
UncleLou wrote:
So you are...
/is in denial -
Decoded wrote:
You're just jealous!
SPAMMERS! -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
Seen 4 days ago
Registered 20 years agolost_soul wrote:
Textual diarrhea...
otto wrote:
More likely 90% of his posts are in the football threads.
Some of the new boys have done some astonishing posting then. Furbs, what. the. fuck. you only just got here and already 16,000?!?!? It doesn't make sense, 90% of your posts must consist of dark matter. o_O -
Whizzo 44,810 posts
Seen 4 days ago
Registered 20 years agoI'm number 9, which is yet another occurence of that number in my life. Odd*.
*alternatively I'm an idiot who keeps reading that number into insignificant co-incidences. -
deem 31,667 posts
Seen 8 months ago
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Toonster 6,930 posts
Seen 3 days ago
Registered 17 years agoOoh, ooh, how many posts have I made???? -
deem wrote:
n00b13 5K'er
/experiences a bizarre feeling of both disapointment and jubilation...
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sharpkiddie wrote:
Interesting fact: otto has been last poster on 666 threads
:-O
/sends info to Daily Mail.
Should confirm a few things for them.... -
Dirtbox 92,595 posts
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deem 31,667 posts
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Toonster 6,930 posts
Seen 3 days ago
Registered 17 years agoNot so fast, Deebs!
/scotch tapes keyboard to Deebs' hands
Now what? -
ProfessorLesser 19,693 posts
Seen 4 months ago
Registered 17 years agoOn average, Peej has posted in 88% of all EG threads ever. -
ProfessorLesser wrote:
On average, Peej has posted in 88% of all EG threads ever.
And 73% of those posts include references to bizarre sexual practices.
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