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York 11 Mar 2006 20:38:08 8,667 posts
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Never knew people actually did it like that (bouncy-bouncy style; always assumed that's how people pretend to do it). Also never knew people actually did it at thier computer desks. Gee, that was corrupting.

Open door I can understand, though. Open door = hawt.

vames 11 Mar 2006 20:38:30 36 posts
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valli wrote: Sony will reveal the name of their upcoming console and it's gonna be Emotion3, E3 for short. Lots of free exposure at E3. Besides, the "Playstation" brand is old now.

eh? I don't see where the playstation brand is getting old,

York 11 Mar 2006 20:40:46 8,667 posts
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vames wrote:

valli wrote: Sony will reveal the name of their upcoming console and it's gonna be Emotion3, E3 for short. Lots of free exposure at E3. Besides, the "Playstation" brand is old now.
eh? I don't see where the playstation brand is getting old,

Notice how people can't even bring themselves to say PlayStation, instead sticking to code such as PS2 or PS3? The 90's called, they want thier brand name back, etc.

York 11 Mar 2006 20:42:55 8,667 posts
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= 2006 version of "I have candy/puppies in my car." o_0

Deleted user 11 March 2006 20:43:18

The PS3 broke into my house and raped me help what do I do it told me if I told anyone it would come back and slit my throat please advise.

York 11 Mar 2006 20:57:27 8,667 posts
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The PS3 will come with "lovely lady lumps," check 'em out.

Uncle_Spanks 11 Mar 2006 21:57:36 32 posts
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lost_soul wrote:
Why would you leave your door open if you were having a wank?

I think he likes the sense of danger!

....its clearly not the element of surprise or the being watched part that he enjoys.

vames 11 Mar 2006 22:03:40 36 posts
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@valli thats actually right lol...i also think they will unveil the price, do i hear 399 or 450? I see ppl talking about 500-700 dollars for the console, thats quite unrealistic to me

EGBartonFink 11 Mar 2006 22:04:27 914 posts
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k.o.t.i wrote:
I know a PS3 secret.

Spill!!!

EGBartonFink 11 Mar 2006 22:17:56 914 posts
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C'mon spill!!

York 11 Mar 2006 22:47:57 8,667 posts
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You're so Vain, by Carly Simon? You know: "I'll bet you think this song is about you"?

She was singing about the PS3. Mystery solved.

York 11 Mar 2006 22:57:19 8,667 posts
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King of the Indies wrote:
I LOVE THAT SONG!

Don't change the subject! Spill your secret(s) to EGBartonFink!

EGBartonFink 11 Mar 2006 23:06:39 914 posts
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Yea c'mon ye bollix.

How well does it really do a steak?
Is the grease trap really all it's made out to be?
Is the coffee machine add on just a rumour?
How much is George really getting?
How many kangaroos were killed during the design phase?

C'mon we need to know!!

Edited by EGBartonFink at 23:07:39 11-03-2006

York 11 Mar 2006 23:10:07 8,667 posts
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I'd like to be the first to make the observation that the George Foreman Grill looks uncannily like a games console. Anyone ever notice that?

The-Bodybuilder 11 Mar 2006 23:59:16 17,871 posts
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York wrote:
I'd like to be the first to make the observation that the George Foreman Grill looks uncannily like a games console. Anyone ever notice that?

You mean it isn't?
No wonder the 360 wireless pad I bought for it wouldn't work.

EGBartonFink 12 Mar 2006 00:00:52 914 posts
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York wrote:
I'd like to be the first to make the observation that the George Foreman Grill looks uncannily like a games console. Anyone ever notice that?

Yea complete rip off!!

Anybody notice how much a Gamecube looks like a box and a handbag. Rip off!!

York 12 Mar 2006 00:08:02 8,667 posts
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The Bodybuilder wrote:

York wrote:
I'd like to be the first to make the observation that the George Foreman Grill looks uncannily like a games console. Anyone ever notice that?

You mean it isn't?
No wonder the 360 wireless pad I bought for it wouldn't work.

Exactly; it's very misleading. Melted my PS2 discs. Backwards compatible? Yeah, right.

EGBartonFink wrote:

York wrote:
I'd like to be the first to make the observation that the George Foreman Grill looks uncannily like a games console. Anyone ever notice that?
Yea complete rip off!!

Anybody notice how much a Gamecube looks like a box and a handbag. Rip off!!

I'm forever seeing items that have handles by which one can hold them. Often I see six sided items as well. Nintendo must be a tad angry at all these Gamecube rip offs floating around.

More importantly, Sony's legal department seriously have to have a word with this George Foreman fellow.

York 12 Mar 2006 00:08:10 8,667 posts
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vames 13 Mar 2006 13:49:55 36 posts
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Hey what if they announce that the PS3 would have a more powerful GPU

Batman 13 Mar 2006 13:52:27 4 posts
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Evildoers cannot hide secrets from The Batman.

Down the poles, Robin!

Blerk Moderator 13 Mar 2006 13:54:16 48,222 posts
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Hey, what if they announce a release date? And a price? And some games?

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I think you might be onto something there.

megastar 13 Mar 2006 13:59:52 17,238 posts
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LASER BEAMS!!!!!

Xerx3s 13 Mar 2006 14:00:03 23,970 posts
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Gremmi wrote:
This thread is now about a guy caught masturbating over World of Warcraft.

FFS, atleast they could ve hidden me ID! ;p

reality_cheque 13 Mar 2006 14:00:33 7,486 posts
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York wrote:

The Bodybuilder wrote:
No wonder the 360 wireless pad I bought for it wouldn't work.
Exactly; it's very misleading. Melted my PS2 discs. Backwards compatible? Yeah, right.

Well it's not gonna to run PS2 games AND use a 360 pad, is it? I dunno, some people expect miracle from their Quick Cook Grills - perfect bacon in 7 minutes just isn't enough for you guys is it!

Everyone knows the George Foreman Quick Cook Grills plays X-Box games using the PS2 pad. DUH!

glaeken 13 Mar 2006 14:06:19 12,070 posts
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vames wrote:
Hey what if they announce that the PS3 would have a more powerful GPU

Well Nvidia don't actually really have anything more powerful than the one they said they were putting in the PS3. Really the GPU comes from the PC graphics card development of the last few years and at the moment Nvidia don't have anything next gen in their line up. We are in the upping clock speeds and slight version number increment stage at the moment.

Going on past cycles we are probably only 6 months off of their next generation card though.

vames 13 Mar 2006 14:23:17 36 posts
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Well the PS3 is powerful than the 360, all developers want is better tools *developers words not mine* i mean resistance was shown in realtime and it looks great.

Did ya'll notice that guerrila games confirmed that Killzone was CGI? But they also went on to say that they are close to those visuals

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frod wrote:
They're not going to say "we're miles from those visuals" though.

I'll say it when it comes out.

TechnoHippy 13 Mar 2006 14:26:42 19,245 posts
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vames wrote:
Well the PS3 is powerful than the 360, all developers want is better tools *developers words not mine* i mean resistance was shown in realtime and it looks great.

From what I've heard, graphically there is little difference between PS3 and 360, although the PS3 is better at pure number crunching, so expect some good physics :-)

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