Page 2 • Best porn you've seen? • Non-Gaming • Film • Eurogamer.net

patlike 31 Mar 2006 14:55:18 920 posts
Seen 10 years ago
Registered 14 years ago

Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004

Pike 31 Mar 2006 14:57:12 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

Wow, I thought Furb's nan would look older.

Deleted user 31 March 2006 15:06:24

Truk wrote:

Furbs wrote:
Makeup can do wonders.

I wish I had the talent to do a morphing gif...
/is really glad you haven't

And Truk speaks for everybody on this forum when he says that!

Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:09:33 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

To get back on topic. Belladonna, now there is an enthusiastic preformer.

Deleted user 31 March 2006 15:09:43

patlike wrote:
Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004

+50 Respec' points....

Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:13:05 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

She's a girl who really seems to enjoy to get down to business and get her hands dirty.

Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:19:41 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

Mmmm, petite brunettes.

Deleted user 31 March 2006 15:19:53

Wankers the lot of you!

Oh wait........

Pike 31 Mar 2006 15:22:16 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

Furbs wrote:

Pike wrote:
Mmmm, petite brunettes.
Midget porn ftw!

(or Gauge if you like them "normalish" height)

Well, she is filthy enough, but she is also slightly minging.:/

Now Monica Sweetheart...

patlike 31 Mar 2006 15:37:18 920 posts
Seen 10 years ago
Registered 14 years ago

HairyArse wrote:

patlike wrote:
Here you go. Back of the Eidos stand, E3 2004

+50 Respec' points....

reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 15:42:19 7,486 posts
Seen 3 months ago
Registered 13 years ago

Furbs wrote:
(or Gauge if you like them "normalish" height)

I swear that Gauge lass gets everywhere.

I used to have trouble finding porn that she wasn't in.

Best porn I've ever seen would probably be the Russ Meyer film "Cherry, Harry and Raquel" as it makes no fucking sense whatsoever, even when you're not on drugs.

brokenkey 31 Mar 2006 16:00:10 9,558 posts
Seen 7 hours ago
Registered 16 years ago

sam_spade wrote:

CrispyXUK wrote:
So what is it? Best one i've seen is some black comedy horror story similar to frankenstein

Ahh, like the interracial stuff, eh.

Sex Boat will be ever imprinted on my mind.

Crikey, were you brought up in warwickshire? We had a copy of that going round. One of the marvels of the internet is that you can find anything, and I now have a digital copy of that film, for nostagia purposes.

MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 16:14:37 26,523 posts
Seen 4 days ago
Registered 13 years ago

Furbs wrote:
Gauge

I love her

sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 16:17:30 15,744 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 16 years ago

brokenkey wrote:

sam_spade wrote:

CrispyXUK wrote:
So what is it? Best one i've seen is some black comedy horror story similar to frankenstein

Ahh, like the interracial stuff, eh.

Sex Boat will be ever imprinted on my mind.

Crikey, were you brought up in warwickshire? We had a copy of that going round. One of the marvels of the internet is that you can find anything, and I now have a digital copy of that film, for nostagia purposes.

No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.

reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 16:18:01 7,486 posts
Seen 3 months ago
Registered 13 years ago

thefilthandthefury wrote:

Furbs wrote:
Gauge

I love her

Are you confusing love with lust by any chance?

Although she is pretty dirty, so she gets the thumbs up from me too.

reality_cheque 31 Mar 2006 16:18:28 7,486 posts
Seen 3 months ago
Registered 13 years ago

sam_spade wrote:
No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.

I bet that wasn't fun when the bill was paid...

Pike 31 Mar 2006 16:21:42 13,458 posts
Seen 3 weeks ago
Registered 15 years ago

Furbs wrote:

reality_cheque wrote:
Although she is pretty dirty, so she gets the thumbs up from me too.

And from Aurora Snow in a video I've seen.

Edited by Furbs at 16:18:52 31-03-2006

More than a thumb, if it's the same I've seen.

sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 16:22:06 15,744 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 16 years ago

reality_cheque wrote:

sam_spade wrote:
No, I first saw it in a hotel room when I was allowed my own room for the first time when travelling with my parents. Little did I realise that it showed up on the bill.

I bet that wasn't fun when the bill was paid...

"Did you watch the TV last night?"
"Yeah, but I fell asleep!"

/wipes brow

/has spikey hair for the rest of the day

jellyhead 31 Mar 2006 16:23:41 24,346 posts
Seen 2 months ago
Registered 15 years ago

Bet the room looked like the aftermath of Mr Stay-Puft from GhostBusters eh?

MrSensible 31 Mar 2006 16:26:10 26,523 posts
Seen 4 days ago
Registered 13 years ago

reality_cheque wrote:
Are you confusing love with lust by any chance?

You don't say

jellyhead 31 Mar 2006 16:31:46 24,346 posts
Seen 2 months ago
Registered 15 years ago

That Animal Farm film was a legendary myth in my neck of the woods, you'd have been a bloody God in our school if you'd seen it!
Don't have a favourite but i'll never forget watching early Swedish Erotica films and some film with a woman called ThunderThighs.
I was at a young age and i was young and tender after watching them.
Badly hidden parental betamax pr0n ftw!

oh now i remember a load of really bad german films one of my housemates acquired.
"Anal, Anal, Anal" is the only title i remember, not the best film evar but 0_0 it wasn't misnamed!

Deleted user 31 March 2006 17:41:17

Mind? Mind?

/steps backwards...

sam_spade 31 Mar 2006 17:45:41 15,744 posts
Seen 2 years ago
Registered 16 years ago

mouse wrote:
Mind? Mind?

/steps backwards...

Y'know.

'How the hell is she doing? I don't see how she can fit. No, wait I see. No, hold on let me get my slide rule out.'

Mr.Small 31 Mar 2006 18:09:21 318 posts
Seen 11 months ago
Registered 15 years ago

otto wrote:
But really classic 70s porn pisses all over the modern stuff from a great height (sometimes literally). Behind the Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas, Insatiable.

This is a coincidence. Like most people I've heard of the infamous Debbie Does Dallas and so downloaded it and watched it for the first time just last night. I'm sorry but I would say that film is nigh on unwatchable. I guess you could say that the actresses are 'natural', if you mean very average looking and abnormally hairy. Also, the scenes were, well, poor.

Maybe you should check out some of the modern stuff Otto

Just don't jump straight in at the deep end e.g. with GGG videos.

Deleted user 31 March 2006 18:15:46

otto wrote:
I'll take natural any day over plotless surgically-enhanced Californians gurning for the director who has pretensions of talent and shows this by using HD video and some moody studio lighting. ;p

Oh absolutely! But... the mind?

Mr.Small 31 Mar 2006 18:19:50 318 posts
Seen 11 months ago
Registered 15 years ago

I just realised that I contradicted myself in my last post. The girls in GGG videos are definitely average looking. But they're just less 'fussy' then the girls in Debbie Does Dallas.

Deleted user 31 March 2006 18:50:27

Rooney wrote:
"near the end of the night my hand was a whithered, mangled, crippled claw.....and that was just my left hand!

It's Jeremy Beadle!

Best porn you've seen? • Page 2