Stupid joke to end all stupid jokes • Page 3

DrStrangelove 18 Jul 2020 06:45:59 15,371 posts
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What's this:

😺^4 - 😺^3 + 1/😺 = 0

a polynomeow equation

Edited by DrStrangelove at 06:46:30 18-07-2020

hedben2013 18 Jul 2020 09:00:04 1,906 posts
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DrStrangelove wrote:
What's this:

😺^4 - 😺^3 + 1/😺 = 0

a polynomeow equation

I like the idea that you thought of this 13 years ago but couldn't do it because the cat face emoji hadn't been invented yet

freddymercurystwin 18 Jul 2020 09:10:49 2,372 posts
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Slow morning on the forum this morning.

Fourwisemen 18 Jul 2020 09:30:08 1,034 posts
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Two cows in a field and one says to the other

‘Have you heard about this mad cows disease?’

And the other replies

‘I dunno what you’re asking me for, I’m a tractor.’

Mola_Ram 18 Jul 2020 09:48:11 25,161 posts
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Oooh that's good, I'm stealing that one.
TechnoHippy 18 Jul 2020 09:52:40 18,359 posts
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Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo incident?

The ICU.
Gibroon 18 Jul 2020 10:38:00 2,398 posts
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Why don't owls make love when it's raining?

It's too-wet-to-woo.

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