Stupid joke to end all stupid jokes Page 3

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  • DrStrangelove 18 Jul 2020 06:45:59 15,371 posts
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    What's this:

    😺^4 - 😺^3 + 1/😺 = 0

    a polynomeow equation

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 06:46:30 18-07-2020
  • hedben2013 18 Jul 2020 09:00:04 1,906 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    What's this:

    😺^4 - 😺^3 + 1/😺 = 0

    a polynomeow equation
    I like the idea that you thought of this 13 years ago but couldn't do it because the cat face emoji hadn't been invented yet
  • freddymercurystwin 18 Jul 2020 09:10:49 2,372 posts
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    Slow morning on the forum this morning.
  • Fourwisemen 18 Jul 2020 09:30:08 1,034 posts
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    Two cows in a field and one says to the other

    ‘Have you heard about this mad cows disease?’

    And the other replies

    ‘I dunno what you’re asking me for, I’m a tractor.’
  • Mola_Ram 18 Jul 2020 09:48:11 25,161 posts
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    Oooh that's good, I'm stealing that one.
  • TechnoHippy 18 Jul 2020 09:52:40 18,359 posts
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    Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo incident?

    The ICU.
  • Gibroon 18 Jul 2020 10:38:00 2,398 posts
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    Why don't owls make love when it's raining?


    It's too-wet-to-woo.
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