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macmurphy 20 Apr 2018 17:29:20 4,412 posts
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It’s also 420 day. I’m not much of a smoker, but if I was it’s lovely weather for one.

quadfather 20 Apr 2018 17:57:56 37,939 posts
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@macmurphy

/High five

BreadBinLidHero 20 Apr 2018 18:33:56 10,338 posts
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reviewer wrote:

thelzdking wrote:

JamboWayOh wrote:

thelzdking wrote:
Office babe talking about the skimpy summer dress she just bought from Primark.
Just to clarify is she actually hot or just attractive within the confines of work where everyone else is a munter and therefore she appears modellike by comparison?
No, she's a full babe - schwing.

There at least four in my office, and their used to be five. Not on my team, though, they're on Business Support, but they sit behind me. I'm probably the best-looking person on my team and although I'm hardly a minger, I'm not going to be getting deepfaked anytime soon either.

I know there are babes upstairs as well.
How much of each day do you compare how hot you are compared to the other guys?

7.5 hours.

elstoof 20 Apr 2018 18:53:39 26,644 posts
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4 pints during a 2 hour kids party where you’re the only person drinking is.. a bit much, isn’t it? Or have I become an old prude

Vortex808 20 Apr 2018 18:56:10 14,580 posts
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Many's the time at our lad's birthday shindig's where I wished I'd had some soothing beer...

Edited by Vortex808 at 18:56:30 20-04-2018

challenge_hanukkah 20 Apr 2018 19:09:48 13,588 posts
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elstoof wrote:
4 pints during a 2 hour kids party where you’re the only person drinking is.. a bit much, isn’t it? Or have I become an old prude

It'd be the only way I'd get even close to coping.

Decks 20 Apr 2018 19:20:07 28,426 posts
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elstoof wrote:
4 pints during a 2 hour kids party where you’re the only person drinking is.. a bit much, isn’t it? Or have I become an old prude

How old was the kid?

elstoof 20 Apr 2018 19:37:52 26,644 posts
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5

BreadBinLidHero 20 Apr 2018 19:52:11 10,338 posts
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One pint per year the kids been around I reckon, so he should've had another one.

Not-a-reviewer 20 Apr 2018 22:20:53 6,917 posts
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I'd be fine with it if it's the 5 year old.

mothercruncher 6 May 2018 15:03:36 18,724 posts
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It’s tit Christmas out there.

JamboWayOh 6 May 2018 15:08:17 22,457 posts
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Saw a lot yesterday down the pub, all early to mid twenties. Glorious.

THFourteen 6 May 2018 15:30:49 53,863 posts
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Quite a few tits in the pub

THFourteen 6 May 2018 15:30:56 53,863 posts
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No women tho.

BreadBinLidHero 7 May 2018 12:49:00 10,338 posts
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In town today. Dear fucking Lord...

JamboWayOh 7 May 2018 12:56:10 22,457 posts
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Man tits, man tits everywhere.

JamboWayOh 15 May 2018 12:00:19 22,457 posts
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Walked through Birmingham Uni this morning on the way to the hospital. Absolutely glorious.

quadfather 15 May 2018 12:18:08 37,939 posts
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There's some eye watering scenes here at work today

elstoof 15 May 2018 12:20:15 26,644 posts
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Just another day at the chopped onion factory

You-can-call-me-kal 15 May 2018 14:39:58 22,324 posts
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I feel like this thread may not have aged particularly well.

Decks 15 May 2018 14:43:12 28,426 posts
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Unlike Kate Beckinsale. Wayyy

minky-kong 15 May 2018 14:53:09 14,674 posts
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Noice.

elstoof 15 May 2018 15:10:36 26,644 posts
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Shame her acting never took off well enough to stop her having to wriggle about in an empty office overlooking some bland backdrop at the age of 43

Edited by elstoof at 15:11:26 15-05-2018

Decks 15 May 2018 15:12:17 28,426 posts
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If I looked that good in little white panties I'd be writhing about for people to ogle me as well.

JamboWayOh 15 May 2018 15:22:03 22,457 posts
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Phwoar! Look at the stonework on those buildings.

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You-can-call-me-kal wrote:
I feel like this thread may not have aged particularly well.

Yep. Bloke bloke ogle bantz.

BreadBinLidHero 15 May 2018 16:10:13 10,338 posts
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elstoof wrote:
Shame her acting never took off well enough to stop her having to wriggle about in an empty office overlooking some bland backdrop at the age of 43

She's good in Love and Friendship.

mothercruncher 15 May 2018 17:45:29 18,724 posts
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How is it possible to smoulder so fucking much and not all combust and that

Alastair 15 May 2018 17:51:56 24,474 posts
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mothercruncher wrote:
How is it possible to smoulder so fucking much and not all combust and that

I know what you mean. Decks is super hot!

smoothpete 28 Feb 2019 21:49:18 37,411 posts
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Relevant (Jonathan Pie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tlhOClzULs

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