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Bertie Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net 26 Jun 2006 10:08:09 1,765 posts
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I'm a thrifty individual, tidy at every turn, never one to be seen dabbling with the darksides of the world. So, imagine my surprise when amongst my top-secret emails this morning, there was this little picture.

What the hell is it?

Teeth 26 Jun 2006 10:09:49 7,987 posts
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Microphone?

SONIC SUPER EAR

zErOb_cOOl 26 Jun 2006 10:12:06 3,237 posts
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Yet another elborate type of lollypop for kids?

Blerk Moderator 26 Jun 2006 10:13:04 48,222 posts
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'Comfy' vibrator.

megastar 26 Jun 2006 10:13:10 17,238 posts
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Seems obvious to me.

Its a device for cleaning the underside of a small octopus.

sam_spade 26 Jun 2006 10:13:19 15,745 posts
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This?

kcorb 26 Jun 2006 10:13:44 2,147 posts
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It is even adjustable.

itamae 26 Jun 2006 10:13:58 10,213 posts
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A finglonger?

Bertie Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net 26 Jun 2006 10:16:21 1,765 posts
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Blerk wrote:
'Comfy' vibrator.

Stickman 26 Jun 2006 10:24:24 29,986 posts
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The world's largest mascara?

ram 26 Jun 2006 10:30:54 3,598 posts
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caterpillar rocket launcher

jellyhead 26 Jun 2006 10:34:07 24,355 posts
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Pardon?

/ gets coat

Load_2.0 26 Jun 2006 10:52:14 33,582 posts
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Hah, easy, it is quite obviously a burnt sausage analyser.

Deleted user 26 June 2006 10:54:50

itamae wrote:
A finglonger?

It's no way near long enough.

Edited by jamesphilp at 10:54:34 26-06-2006

UncleLou Moderator 26 Jun 2006 10:56:55 40,723 posts
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Obviously an electronic Bobby toy hat.

edit:

Wait a minute, should that be "Queen's Guard"? Fortunately, the joke was a ruin already.

Edited by UncleLou at 10:58:05 26-06-2006

opalw00t 26 Jun 2006 10:59:52 12,836 posts
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Something for breaking up earwax by the power of VIBRATION.

Can also be used to shake and not stir cocktails.

Teeth 26 Jun 2006 11:03:43 7,987 posts
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I still think it's a microphone. I don't know where you people are getting your ideas from. Kids today, chuh.

Bertie Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net 26 Jun 2006 11:18:55 1,765 posts
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Lou's words:
... Fortunately, the joke was a ruin already.

/coffee spittage

tombo 26 Jun 2006 11:20:10 2,170 posts
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A japs-eye cleaner and conditioner

Deleted user 26 June 2006 11:21:19

It's a bottle of reverse-tippex.

Stickman 26 Jun 2006 11:22:47 29,986 posts
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tombo wrote:
A japs-eye cleaner and conditioner

Good lord man! What have you been putting down there?!

tombo 26 Jun 2006 11:31:16 2,170 posts
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Anything I can find, really.

Lolly sticks,
Paper clips,
AA batteries,
Leatherman,
Mini maglight.

Bertie Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net 26 Jun 2006 11:40:35 1,765 posts
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It could be a worm's jumper, and erm electric oh errr. A prosthetic finger? Early version.

/tries to get inspired

(Tombo's disgusting)

Kronos 26 Jun 2006 12:00:45 794 posts
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a mouldy lightsabre?

Edited by Kronos at 12:00:24 26-06-2006