Is it just me or "Tear here"'s never lined up properly! > /rips aparts packet /biscuits fall everywhere ;_; |
"Tear Here"
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MrWorf 64,187 posts
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MrWorf 64,187 posts
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Registered 20 years agoUrban myth?! More like a conspiracy... ;_;
teh bastards!
/looks at furbs in amusement
/offers cloth
Edited by Razz at 03:14:30 04-07-2006 -
Bunda 5,246 posts
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Registered 16 years agoI think it's a plot to kidnap our fearless leader.
/tears here
/crisps bag explodes all over keyboard -
reality_cheque 7,486 posts
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Registered 16 years agoAttack packing with knives. It's what it deserves, getting between us and our food!
*stabs biscuit pack*
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Bunda 5,246 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThat could work. There's also the microwave method for sheer mutilation delight.
/puts crisps bag in microwave
POP POP POP sparks SSSSSsssssss...
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Xerx3s 23,970 posts
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Registered 17 years agoWhat about those milk packs that never open propperly? :\ -
Bunda 5,246 posts
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Registered 16 years agoOooh, those get on my tits (npi). I hate 'em! Solution: Always open milk cartons by slicing off one of the bottom corners, leaving it to dribble out onto whatever you could need it on. Only possible problem is sealing it again and also keeping the milk off yourself...
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reality_cheque 7,486 posts
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Registered 16 years agoXerx3s wrote:
Again, a knife.
What about those milk packs that never open propperly? :\
Pop the first bit out as instructed, then hack it with a bread knife. Works like a charm.gif)
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Toonster 6,930 posts
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Registered 17 years agoThat's not a knife,
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reality_cheque 7,486 posts
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Registered 16 years agoToonster wrote:
That's not a knife, that's a spoon!
That's not a knife, this is a knife
Someone will write*:
Ah, I see you've played knifey/spooney before!
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Xerx3s 23,970 posts
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Registered 17 years agoTHIS is a knive!
/pulls out a potatoe slicer -
Bunda 5,246 posts
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Registered 16 years agoThat's not a knife, THIS is a knife. -
Hicksy 2,677 posts
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Registered 18 years ago/sees magazine special offer with "tear here" line
/tears there
/hands 3 strips of paper over counter stuck together with cellotape -
Goatse -
Teeth 7,987 posts
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Registered 18 years agoBunda wrote:
crisps
Respect!
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reality_cheque 7,486 posts
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Registered 16 years agoTeeth wrote:
Well noticed! An american calling them crisps in indeed a cause for celebration
Bunda wrote:
Respect!
crisps -
jellyhead 24,355 posts
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Registered 18 years ago/ Tears
/ Plastic stretches
/ Tears more
/ Plastic stretches more
/ stamps feet in tantrum
I want my dried fruit! ;_; -
Cheese...
Packets of cheese where they get you to cut with a pair of scissors along a line only to find that the line has been drawn too far up the packet and the delicious cheese is still trapped inside.
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jellyhead 24,355 posts
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Registered 18 years agomeanwhile at the other end of the packaging spectrum...
/ Tears
/ Fails
/ Scissors
/ Fails
/ Chainsaw
/ Fails
Damned Unopenium packaging, i want my headphones!
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billythekid 12,595 posts
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Registered 16 years agoPeanuts!
Do they want you to actually eat the things or not? -
reality_cheque 7,486 posts
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Registered 16 years agobillythekid wrote:
It's safety packaging, in order to give you time to remember that you're allergic to them.
Peanuts!
Do they want you to actually eat the things or not? -
Salaman 24,162 posts
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Registered 17 years agoIs that what the guys in Far Cry are on about?
I'm GONNA TEAR you a NEW ONE!
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sickpuppysoftware 1,486 posts
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Registered 19 years agoYou'r reading it wrong, it where your first tear should land when you start crying over the fact you can't get at your biccies.
The moisture makes it easier to open. -
Hicksy 2,677 posts
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Registered 18 years agoI swear you could make a bomb shelter out of the packaging they use for microsoft 360 hardware accessories o_O
/spears packaging with scissors
/breaks finger trying to cut plastic
/attempts ripping partly opened pakage
/rips open arm with cerrated corner
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jellyhead 24,355 posts
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Registered 18 years ago"Tear Here" isn't that part of the design document for the HL2 renderer? As in "We'll have a Tear here about halfway down the screen, oh and put one in two thirds of the way down that lamp post too".
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gamingdave 5,087 posts
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Registered 17 years agoI always think teeth make the best openeing tool, apart from bottles, and maybe doors.
But those xbox packages, ouch they bloody hurt, I used a lighter to get into most of mine, followed by a VERY sharp knife. -
Teeth 7,987 posts
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Registered 18 years agogamingdave wrote:
I always think teeth make the best openeing tool, apart from bottles, and maybe doors.
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gamingdave 5,087 posts
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Registered 17 years agoyeah, you run, you run and hide, and hide good! -
Its an urban myth.
/tears here and gets covered in Soy Sauce from his Pot Noodle
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