God says f*sting is a-ok

smoothpete 7 Jul 2006 09:40:09 37,743 posts
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Link

It's marginally NSFW, it's just text, no pictures so you should be ok.

Here's a reader's letter in so you can get the gist of the site (amazing that someone has takien this seriously)

"You f*****g idiots. If you did any research at all, you'd understand the true meaning of the texts you cite. Christ's "living water" was not referring to semen, you f*****g a**holes. He was referring to spiritual enlightenment. When one learns how to learn, there are no
limits to your future knowledge. That's what he meant, f*****g idiots. He fetched the husband so he can learn and hear what he has to say, not have him stand by and watch his woman giving a blowjob."

Edited by smoothpete at 09:39:44 07-07-2006

Retroid Moderator 7 Jul 2006 10:57:48 45,464 posts
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Retroid Moderator 7 Jul 2006 13:20:12 45,464 posts
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otto wrote:
I thought fasting was practically obligatory, especially during Lent.
Here ya go
Xerx3s 7 Jul 2006 13:23:37 23,970 posts
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Although the anus is used for elimination...

Well, after a good chili meal it is anyway.
ram 7 Jul 2006 15:21:25 3,598 posts
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winner of 'Thread Title 2006'?
TehPieBoy 7 Jul 2006 15:45:15 257 posts
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I fucking love ast***sks.
Retroid Moderator 7 Jul 2006 15:46:40 45,464 posts
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Y*s, * q**t* l*k* th*m t**
smoothpete 7 Jul 2006 15:57:45 37,743 posts
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Sorry they were in the original text, it felt odd to replace them with the swearing. And I didn't want to write "fisting" on the front page
otto Moderator 28 May 2007 11:16:19 49,322 posts
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I thought fasting was practically obligatory, especially during Lent.

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